And now heres Tracee Ellis Ross [ cheers and applause ] tracee wow hello hello, everybody. Hello, hello. And welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live. I am your guest host tonight, Tracee Ellis Ross. I know what you guys rthing. Really . Another black jewish female host of late night . I mean, you guys, we are everywhere. Everywhere. Im actually pulling double duty because ill here now and i was on a new episode of blackish earlier tonight here on abc. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. Thats right. Even in television, a woman has to work two jobs to make the same money as a man. As a black woman, im actually headed to my third job when i finish here. You know, i was a little worried i wasnt going to make it here tonight. I slipped and fell at work on blackish the other night. I fell down. I was walking into the fake kitchen of my fake house but it had a really real floor. And i went down hard i was blackish and bluish. [ applause ] im still a little bluish. Anyway, if i fall tonight, guillermo . Have
Uh last night, you know, last night there was real concern the voters in alabama would put an alleged child molester and bigot and homophobe, all the bad things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this poi
Things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very e
United states senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very enthusiastic gentleman in the mi
Hi. Very kind. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thanks for watching russ thanks to all of you for coming. Very nice. I tell you i had an interesting day today. So i woke up. I wrestled the kids. I took a shower. I drove into work. I sat dune on my desk. Somehow found myself in a twitter war with roy moore. [ laughter ] running for senate in alabama even though multiple women accused him of hitting on them, groping them, et cetera, before they were 18 years old . Roy moore is not happy with me. What happened was they had a rally for roy moore at a church in theodore, alabama. Roy is running against someone as far as i know hasnt been accused of child molesting, doug jones. The election is december 12th. According to new polls they released this week roy moore leads doug jones by 5 or 6 poin w even though roy moore was reportedly so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the mall in gadston, alabama. Imagine getting banned from the mall. No hot dog on a stick for you. [ laughter