[cheers and applause] magnito, the beast, cyclops flagstaff, phoenix, i made the last one up. But theyre all your favorite x men and women. There are more celebrities than parents weekend at ufc. Its quite an evening. And also with us, im super excited about this, hes the new heavyweight champion of the world. He is the first mexican ever to be heavyweight champion of the world. Andy ruiz jr. Is here. He got knocked down. He got back up again. He really captured the spirit of chumba wumba on saturday night. Thats ruiz. Its funny. I was at the dodger game. I got texts from people congratulating guillermo. On winning the heavyweight title. Put that back up there for a second. I do see a bit of resemblance, but they dont look that much, guillermo, wheres guillermo, where is guillermo . Jimmy, im right here, woo jimmy what are you doing back there . Im celebrating my heavyweight championship, jimmy. Jimmy oh, is that your, youre not andy ruiz. I know, but those white people dont know that,
Ones outside. The cast of dark fiphoenix is with us. Flagstaff, phoenix, i made the last one up. But theyre all your favorite x men and women. There are more celebrities than parents weekend at ufc. Its quite an evening. And also with us, im super excited about this, hes the new heavyweight champion of the world. He is the first mexican ever to be heavyweight champion of the world. Andy ruiz jr. Is here. He got knocked down. He got back up again. He really captured the spirit of chumba wumba on saturday night. I got texts from people congratulating guillermo. I do see a bit of resemblance, but they dont look that much, guillermo, wheres guillermo, where is guillermo . Jimmy, im right here, woo jimmy what are you doing back there . Im celebrating my heavyweight championship, jimmy. Jimmy oh, is that your, youre not andy ruiz. I know, but those white people dont know that, jimmy. Yeah jimmy the other andy ruiz will be here. The president is more than 5,000 miles away from us right now tr
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Its too much already. Thanks. Please, sit, relax, relax. Welcome to [ cheers and applause ] thats very nice. Thank you. All right, sit, sit. Its embarrassing. Hey, welcome to the Howard Gillman opera house at the beautiful Brooklyn Academy of music. Isnt it fantastic [ cheers ] thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. Thank you for coming out to see us. This is our third time in brooklyn. Last time we were here, you people asked, would we ever come back. And i said at that time, only if you promise to open 2,000 new Cold Press Juice shops. And you did. And so here we are. You kept your word and i kept mine. Its especially great to be able to do our show here one last time before they turn it into a whole foods store. So thank you again. [ laughter ] i was born here in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] i went to ps 236 on avenue u and i did my first major drug deal outside the alexander
[ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you very much. Hi, everybody. Its too much already. Thanks. Please, sit, relax, relax. Welcome to [ cheers and applause ] thats very nice. Thank you. All right, sit, sit. Its embarrassing. Hey, welcome to the Howard Gillman opera house at the beautiful Brooklyn Academy of music. Isnt it fantastic [ cheers ] thank you for having us here in brooklyn, new york. Thank you for coming out to see us. This is our third time in brooklyn. Last time we were here, you people asked, would we ever come back. And i said at that time, only if you promise to open 2,000 new Cold Press Juice shops. And you did. And so here we are. You kept your word and i kept mine. Its especially great to be able to do our show here one last time before they turn it into a whole foods store. So thank you again. [ laughter ] i was born here in brooklyn, i grew up in mill basin. [ cheers and applause ] i went to ps 236 on avenue u and i did my first major drug deal outside the alexander
Uh last night, you know, last night there was real concern the voters in alabama would put an alleged child molester and bigot and homophobe, all the bad things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this poi