The stock market today suffered its worst day since 2008, while great person trump suffered his worst day he was at m. I. T. He taught at m. I. T. For, i think, a Record Number of years. He was a great super genius, since, i dont know, yesterday [ laughter ] dr. John trump i like this stuff. President Trumps White House i really get it. Social media director, this people are surprised that i weekend, shared a video of understand it. Former Vice President joe biden every one of these doctors said, that was edited so it appeared how do you know so much about this . Biden was saying, we can only maybe i have a natural ability maybe i should have done that reelect donald trump. Instead of running for president. They doctored a video to make seth yes yes, you should have joe biden look bad [ applause ] [ laughter ] you should have applied to that is so unnecessary medical school i mean, for real, here is how and you should have filmed the reactions of the faculty of that here is how he star
[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause wow. Thats very nice thank you. Thank you very, very much. Please, please welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. Youre here, you made it thank you for being here you look good. [ cheers and applause you guys, we got a great show. Jennifer garner is here tonight. [ cheers and applause steve oh jimmy Jim Jefferies is here [ cheers and applause and weve got music from Megan Thee Stallion. [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. She is huge right now with her hit hot girl summer. [ cheers ] although after seeing joe biden and Bernie Sanders at tonights debate, it feels more like old man fall. [ laughter ] tonight was the third democratic debate, and i read that the candidates were all warned not to swear during the debate and it got weird when bernie was like, and what about nudity . [ laughter ] yeah, tonight was the third democratic debate and i heard that the candidate
President of poland, said trump, when do i get to meet the president of north poland . [ laughter ] President Trump joked this afternoon that officials should consider naming a new nato military base in poland fort trump. Oh, i always assumed that this was fort trump [ laughter ] reporting for duty, colonel. [ cheers and applause president ial hopeful, senator Bernie Sanders gave a speech today defending democratic socialism, and called it the Unfinished Business of Franklin Delano roosevelt. Added sanders, who by the way, i used to babysit. [ laughter and applause singers katy perry and taylor swift announced on social media last night that they have ended their years long feud by posting a picture of a plate of cookies with the words peace at last written in icing then one of them ate last cookie and the feud started all over again. [ laughter and applause according to new research, americans play an average of two to five smart phone games per month. Games like, will she text me bac