President of poland, said trump, when do i get to meet the president of north poland . [ laughter ] President Trump joked this afternoon that officials should consider naming a new nato military base in poland fort trump. Oh, i always assumed that this was fort trump [ laughter ] reporting for duty, colonel. [ cheers and applause president ial hopeful, senator Bernie Sanders gave a speech today defending democratic socialism, and called it the Unfinished Business of Franklin Delano roosevelt. Added sanders, who by the way, i used to babysit. [ laughter and applause singers katy perry and taylor swift announced on social media last night that they have ended their years long feud by posting a picture of a plate of cookies with the words peace at last written in icing then one of them ate last cookie and the feud started all over again. [ laughter and applause according to new research, americans play an average of two to five smart phone games per month. Games like, will she text me bac
Poolweek to protest an incident in which the pool manager asked a woman to cover herself or leave the pool while breastfeeding her child and while management was upset, the mothers were really pumped a california man has posted a video that appears to show a driver asleep in his tesla while driving on t freeway wow, i wonder how he fell asleep did he talk about owning a tesla . [ laughter and applause uhhuh. Uhhuh, wow. Wow. W, wohat is really cool [ laughter ] really happy for you. And finally, a florida man was arrested yesterday afterin allegedly dancaround naked at a mcdonalds. Fortunately the man was quickly apprehended and transported to an appropriate facility. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a fantastic show for you tonigus [ cheers and appla we one of my favorite comedians in his new movie being frank is in theaters this friday. Jim y. Ffigan is back, everybod [ cheers and applause she stars in the new netflixre show, now sting, dead to me. Its fantastic Linda Carde
According to cnn, after the candidate he was backing for the Alabama Special Senate election lost, President Trump was quote, pissed and embarrassed. Incidentally, pissed and embarrassed is also the title of his Russian Hotel tape. [ cheers and applause ] [ inaudible ] stick around for embarrassed. According to reports trumps soninlaw and Senior Adviser Jared Kushner is registered as a female voter in new york. [ light laughter ] to be fair, he did register over the phone. Hello, id like to register. Well, okay. Let me say, you have a beautiful voice, maam. [ light laughter ] while discussing the Corporate Tax rate today President Trump said that 20 is his ideal number and he is not negotiating that number, which is the same thing he says when he orders chicken mcnuggets. [ laughter ] a new poll has found that education secretary betsy devos is the least popular member of President Trumps cabinet with a 28 approval rating. Or as she calls it, this many. [ laughter and applause ] a new