With us during the pandemic. Im basically living in a failed tv pilot, and i know about that kind of thing. Honestly though, weve really bonded over the past few months, had a lot of chats about life lessons. Like, i think its important for dads to be open about their failures. Which was easy for me, i told them to go on youtube and search for rob lowe Academy Awards 1989. And of course, we also get to share our triumphs. And we have one tonight. Last night here on the show, i mentioned a great injustice had been done to me by my beloved l. A. Dodgers. They have a Program Going right now where you pay to have a cardboard cutout of yourself put in the seats at dodger stadium, and all the money goes to the Los Angeles Dodgers foundation. So i did it, and they gave me a great spot behind home plate, until i was abruptly removed and replaced with a cardboard cutout of guillermo. I swear, this is not a joke. This actually happened and it was unacceptable on every level. But i received an outpouring of support on the thoughtful and benevolent medium known as twitter when the hashtag lowe was robbed trended locally for almost 14 minutes. People were pretty fired up, as you can see. Hey, dodgers whats up with this . So disgusting. Lowe was robbed. Give this man his seat back. Come on, dodgers, have you seen st. Elmos fire . Its a good question, im not sure they have. Dodgers, you should have put that in the dumpster. You should have put an apostrophe in front of that s. Hey, why do you have frosted tips in 2020. I think were getting off the point, but you understand what were saying. And, as it turns out, the dodgers did the right thing based on your support. Look at these two. Look at us now, huh . The best of friends. Guillermo, are you good with this new arrangement . Guillermo if youre happy, im happy. Rob great, good. And just to show theres no ill will between our twodimensional selves, they even shared a snack together. And, if i may, theres been a lot of talk around the world about whether democracy still works. Well today we have the answer. Yes, it does. In this very limited, mecentric way. Democracy works. If youre rich and famous. Well now that weve turned baseball into a civics lesson, you know what everyone else has apparently been doing during the pandemic . Recreational drugs. Its true. Marijuana sales and edibles are way up. I dont partake of course, but i was in super troopers 2, which clearly makes me a stoner by proxy. And with that said, its time for a special quarantine edition of the classic Jimmy Kimmel Live game whos high . The rules are simple. Three people will pop up onscreen. One of them is high. The other two are not. My job is to figure out whos high, hence the name of the game. Lets meet our first contestants. This is van, karen, and devon. Lets figure out whos high. Ban, do you have any pets, specifically, reptiles . No. Rob took you a while to answer that, bro. Its kind of a complicated question, because i do, but not here. Rob are you living, ban, are you living a double life . Yeah, kind of. Rob ban, i need to ask you, are you aware that youre wearing a ridiculous hat . Yeah. Rob bans, i think youre the man to beat at the moment, my friend. But im going to move on here. Im going to ask devon. Devon. How many tv shows in the ncis universe can you name . Just ncis, so just one. Rob hmm, i dont know what to make of that. Okay, good, good. Karen, what do you do for a living . Im in advertising. Rob you could be high doing that. So, that does not rule you out. Okay. Rob okay, im going to go back to ban, because i have huge suspicions. Ban, how dry is your mouth right now . Wait, what is that . Hold that up again. What do you have next to you . Whats in there . Its him, hes high, hes drunk. Hes drinking that. I am going with ban. Ban, youre high, am i right . No rob karen thank you all for playing by the way. Youre going to have a prize. So what does our group here get . Dicky a bag of bugles crispy corn snacks, the only snack you can stick on your fingers. Rob heres our next group of three. Weve got josh, and weve got mike, oh, and lloyd, there you are. Come on, lloyd, where you at . Rob just by the looks of yas, yall are likely candidates. Thats all im going to say. Mike, i need to know what your inspiration was for growing that beard. Oh, man, ive had this beard for probably 25 years. Rob how old are you, wait, wait, wait, how old are you . Maybe im 25. Im 30 years. Rob a, you have some kind of disorder, because your hairs not growing quick enough, and also i need to know how old you are. Its like a chia pet, like a bonsai tree, its very therapeutic keeping this thing trimmed. Rob youve already mentioned bonsai and chia pet. Im going to move on, regarding pizza, pineapple on the pizza or absolutely no pineapple on the pizza . Oh, i love pineapple. Come on, now. Rob o ts you in of very li be high. Lloyd, im going to move on to you then, first of all, lloyd, what do you do for a living . Fishing director, line fisher. Jimmy kimmels next stage manager. Rob a director and line producer who cannot figure out how to get piped in to a television show. You may not be coming back after covid, bro, i got news for you. Enjoy the new career. Audience watching at home, do you have a vote . I think im ready for my vote, and i have to go with the television professional who cant figure out how to login to this conversation. Lloyd, i think youre high af. Lloyd, you still with us . Well, actually, yes. Rob actually, yeah. I go out a winner. Thank you, thank you for playing. Dicky, give these men a prize. Dicky gentlyused fidget spinners. Enjoy the hottest toy of 2017. Rob we have a great show coming up, music from dawes, and well be right back with ramy youssef. Dicky abcs Jimmy Kimmel Live, brought to you by the firstever buick encore gx. And your friend says they dont want fries. Get them the fries. Or else, your fries. Will be their fries. Ba da ba ba ba jumbo tiger paw jumbo crunch unleash never before seen jumbo snax. Jumbo fun anytime its jumbo its for snacking its jumbo snax take an extra 20 off family sale its jumbo its for snacking save on vans for the family. Womens sonoma tees are just 6. 39. And get up to 50 off croft and barrow bedsheets. Plus, save on your backtoschool purchase. Plus, store drive up. And, get a little more for your wallet with kohls cash kohls. All in this together family were taking a chance family like birds of a feather family take off your shoes and dance we took the fullsize bar, and cut it. In half. So, the next time its 3 oclock and you want some delicious dark chocolate, grab a dark chocolate nuts sea salt mini. With whole almonds and just 90 calories, its a kinder way to satisfy. Rob welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, im host, rob lowe. If youre liking any of the skills im displaying tonight, i want you to check out my podcast. Literally with rob lowe as we speak. It has the very smart and provocative, demi moore. So check that out. In just a little bit, a great band from right here in los angeles. Their new album, good luck with whatever, comes out october 2nd. Music from dawes is on the way. And next week, the show has a great line up of guest hosts including kerry washington, ben platt, and the return of anthony anderson. Our guest tonight is the creator, producer, director and title character of the excellent hulu show ramy, on which he stars as a selfdoubting, and frequently selfpleasuring, young egyptianamerican muslim living with his parents in new jersey. I mean, that sounds like a show ive seen before, but im sure hes done something new with it. Hes already won a golden globe and now hes nominated for two emmy awards, too. I hate this guy already. Please welcome ramy youssef. Dude, so good to see you, man. Rob your show, how does a show that Truly Original get on the air . We just tell them, dude, you dont have another one like it. Its the thing where we saw theres an opportunity for people to see an arab muslim character in a real way. I didnt grow up with any arab muslim characters on tv. We had aladdin. You know, he had the carpet, and we knew it flew, but we werent sure, does he pray on it . We dont know. Rob youre like an awards magnet. When i worked with Allison Janney on the west wing, she was like that. She could not stop winning awards. He continues to do that. Youre the same, youve already won a golden globe, up for two emmies. What is it like, youre on your way to being the younger, muslim, meryl streep, how does that feel . Its a little overwhelming, because people compare me to her so much. Its constantly me and her in the same convo, so yeah, i try to focus on my lane and not try to emulate hers, but yeah, its just kind of the path thats been happening. Rob did you ever have a moment when theyre up there reading the envelope, and youre either convinced youre going to win or convinced youre not going to win . Because i have a lot of those moments. My moments are, oh, heres another one im not going to win. Sixtime golden globe failure. Teach me. What is it like to actually win. Youre so tall and chiselled. You look like the globe i won. Like, i dont look like it. You have the look, so thats all that i really think you should feel good about that. I need it more than you, for sure. Those moments are totally different, man, because i knew the globe i was going to win, because i saw Jennifer Aniston just like looking at the card when she opened, she was just kind of looking at it like, like i saw this look that ive seen on every substitute teachers face when they came to my name. Oh, my god, its me. I know she was about to say a name she knew, and was like, who is it . And then reese came in and saved the day. That was cool. There were two seconds when i was like, oh, my god, i know that face. Rob if only you could have gotten a bet down in vegas on your phone. Im sure, were you the oddson favorite to steal this category as a newcomer . I was not. I actually know, because my buddy, steve wei, whos on my show, his uncle bob bet on me, and so uncle bob bet from the heart. I think he might have been one of the only people who won. Rob i also heard a story, i cant believe its true, but its so insane it has to be. In your category was Michael Douglas, and your mother was rooting for Michael Douglas . The thing, like egyptians love Michael Douglas, this is news thats not out there about us. Big, big Michael Douglas fan, and shes like, he has more movies than you. And i tried to tell her, thats not how they do it, its about this year, these shows. She kind of thought that was what was going to happen. She was very happy. Rob its funny, i went to egypt briefly, and every night they piped in the theme from romancing the stone. So that makes perfect since. Classic tradition. Rob who is she rooting for this year . Is she actually going for you. Shes going for me all the way. I talked to my aunt in egypt. All of egypt is praying for the emmy. The whole country. Rob thats a lot of prayer. Im sure eugene levy has some people in canada. But egypt prayers, im going to take them over canadian prayers, thats my gamble. Rob in all seriousness, my son a young writer and actor. Its guys like you that i point him towards as great role models. I really mean this. For anybody who wants to be an actor or whatever. You make it happen, you didnt sit around and wait for the right role to come around, you built it for yourself. I cant tell you how great i think that is and how much i love the success youre having. Its been great. Oh, thanks. Rob this whole thing has made me dehydrated. So im just going to take a little yeah, we got to just get some. Yeah. Rob look at you getting all competitive. Yeah, mines not, you dont need the globe. Youve got the bigger, yeah, we get it. Rob you know, id rather have a bigger water bottle than golden globe any day, and anybody who knows me that knows that. Thats why your skins so clear. Rob thanks for being on the show. Good luck at the emmies, i will be rooting for you even if your parents arent. Thanks, rob. Rob well be right back with music from dawes. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by mercedes benz, the best or nothing. However you go back walmarts got your back. Daxx daxx daxx daxx choose your fighter daxx, with antioxidant vitamin c daxx daxx daxx daxx vethe choice, why wouldnt you choose your fighter choose the one with antioxidant vitamin c . Choose vizzy hard seltzer. Heres a choice you dont have to make. Ses are always making choices. The largest 5g network. Awardwinning customer satisfaction. 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Playing, who do you think youre talking to, dawes who who do you think youre talkin to is it the man that was here before me the one who wrecked your heart and walked cause if it is then ill let you talk its clear thats something youre still working through but who who do you think youre talkin to because you havent touched your drink and you havent stopped to think if i hold you back from anyone that cares for you but who who do you think youre talkin to what do you want me to say to this frankly i think we would be remiss if we dont remind ourselves to share the painful memories too so baby tell me who you cant bear to leave does his coat hang in the hall are his pictures on the wall and is there one of us youre trying to deceive oh babe the trains will all stop running soon i dont know how long its been since you walked away and after all ive said so far the tender of this bar says the only people left here man are me and you so buddy who who do you think youre talkin to what do you want me to say to this frankly i think we would be remiss if we dont remind ourselves to share the painful memories too so baby tell me who who do you think youre youre talkin to who do you think youre talkin to who do you think youre talkin to who do you think youre talkin to who do you think youre talkin to who do you think youre talkin to who do you think youre talkin to itchy . 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Id like to thank ramy youssef, dawes and my identical twin, jimmy kimmel. Nightline is next. You may now go to sleep, have a panic attack or maybe some fun combination of the two. Adios. This is nightline. Tonight, a city and country, thrown into turmoil over a joggers rape. Now 30 years later, were hearing all sides. I was beaten and left for dead. Days of Police Questioning leading to coessions. Lady. She was jogging. Sending the case back into the national spotlight, into a climate changed to this day. This special edition of nightline, one night in centrapa