[applause] greg: yes! yes! i know. Awesome, thank you. In all honesty this success is getting kind of boring. [laughter] happy monday, everyone. This friday joker number 2 arrives in theatres and it is about a mentally ill man who terrorizes society with his mentally unstable female sidekick. But most if you have already seen it. You saw that one coming. Had the crowds like here we go. Earlier today president biden delivered remarks on the devastation caused by hurricane helene. He comforted victims by reminding them how he wants once survived the flood in an arc. Reportedly tim walz is nervous about tomorrow night's presidential debate. He has not been this nervous scents that time he ran out of tampons. Doug emhoff was told that he has a quote, reshape the perception of masculinity. In those days a guy like that might have talked to the into keeping the baby. [laughter] archaeologists in china have discovered a 36yearold mommy buried with pieces of cheese. One ticket to china, please said this man. He is a friend. Greg: you will laugh at that one but not the abortion joke. Sean diddy combs is reportedly on suicide watch however, the prison guards are still on suicide watch to keep from killing themselves in case they hear him rapping. New york city is fighting the rat population by feeding the pellets containing birth control apparently they keep wriggling out of condoms. While discussing the climate change hoax, john kerry called the first amendment a roadblock and expressed a desire to change it. Also described as a roadblock is john karis and norma's head. Finally, scientists have figured out how to make the skin of live mice appear transparent. Transparent mice? that will make it much harder for my laced my doctor to remove them. When they get trapped. That does not make it better. Greg: i know. I don't care, you can't catch me. Friday a massive story broke out about how our government allowed thousands of rapists and murderers into our country. The source was not a right wing think tank, some shut ins on social media, or worse, some freaks on morning tv. It was ice, our own enforcement. Among 400,000 detained illegals are convicted criminals including people convicted of sexual assault and homicide. People from the border telling us tens of thousands of thugs remain here with sort of hit the news, you would think. But the media was as quiet as joe biden watching jeopardy and trying to play along. They ignored it the way that hillary avoids having core her hoods trimmed. Instead it was reported on x and on fox. The legacy media decided it had to be contained. So they pulled the plug on. . . At an old folks home. Tens of thousands of rapists and murderers. Dead and violated americans and you were not told about them. Trust the media as far as you can throw them. If you were trying to throw anybody from the view have the number of a good chiropractor. So how does a huge story break and it only shows up hear or there? like a sewer pipe after taco tuesday max sloat ready to burst but instead of calling a plumber the media forms a seal against it to keep it contained to. That is how the news works this days. With the exception of a few outlets there is a selah by the media against the natural flow of information to the american voter. To prevent anything but the approved election outcome, approved by them, not you. When the pressure gets too much the sewer pipe bursts and you were the one who has to deal with all of the [bleep]. If america knew what happened at the border with all of the tens of thousands of murderers and rapists in our country they would never in their right mind vote for him or his are any democrat no matter how many staged photo ops she takes at a border she helped destroy. Harris visiting our southern border is sort of like sherman coming back to atlanta or alec baldwin shooting the remake of young guns. So of course the news must be suppressed. They are not even factchecking the statistics because they don't have any. Nobody feels better hearing it is only 10,000 violent invaders. Followed by please call the foreign exchange students. Even worse, so called sanctuary policies limit local law enforcement cooperation with federal authorities. Ice cannot even convict illegals convicted of crime. Some illegals ignore requests for ice to hold criminals longer so they cannot take them into custody. More vicious and violent crime in your neighbourhood, in your family, around your kids. The news may shock you but it is not your fault. You just have not been approved to know about what is really going on. Sadly in america these days which you do not know can hurt you a whole lot. This is an issue where we should be able to achieve the political holy girl, bipartisan consensus, there is no question that most if not all americans are against rape and murder. After all, who could be for that? the makers of ski masks and bleach. We have to ask why is this happening? maybe they are doing crimes americans do not want to do. But why are the legacy media even bothered? is it because they are protected from the violent consequences? or they feel the political consequences. Both. Aside from trying to gain the selection you can bet there are very few migrant rapists running around in the newsroom or on george clooney's estate. But you'll, i just desk worker with a desk near brian stelter's bathroom, you are just collateral damage. They are making sure they are insulating themselves from those results. It is just so much easier to be a progressive from the and see headquarters. [applause] welcome here he is. Tonight's guests! greg: his kids only stay at his place when he is on the road. Actor, writer, comedian jamie lissow! who would not want to roll in the hay with his green beret? retired green beret master sergeant terry schapert. Her books are selling and her belly is swelling new york times bestselling author and fox news contributor kat timpf! to him, big and tall looks like may be a gap. New york times bestselling author, comedian, fox news contributor, tyrus! [applause] jamie, you have seen dozens of illegal immigrants firsthand entering your old house with your ex wife specifically in her bedroom. Wow. Sore subject? for him or for her? i did try to get her to build a wall that one point. One of those razor wire walls. By the way, you bring up a good point. The oldfashioned ski mask. You know that it's only used if you are going to rape or steel. That is all that is used for. So at some point should you not be able to admit you are wrong for the sake of saving? wouldn't you put politics? like it was tony gonzalez, representative tony gonzalez said 13,000 criminally convicted murderers come again, 660,000 noncitizens with criminal histories. Not to be racist but i believe gonzalez over harris in this case. Greg: i do as well. I also feel bad for number 1 border patrol, they were taking down the razor wire even though it was on private property. They do not care. They do not care who comes over. I worry about, i feel bad for regular barb dryer now that there was razor wire. It is almost like they made it extra. Like barbed wire is like we want to keep the intruders else but we want to give them a shot. The same thing as extra strength tylenol. It would buy regular tight little? i just want to get rid of part of my headache. It is almost like the world of politics makes it so you cannot admit you are wrong even if it means you are trying to save people. Greg: should the ski mask industry to a campaign to get the ski mask back into the ski industry? it as such are they have a bad rap. When somebody buys a full ski mask you know it is for something bad. I bought a ski mask recently and it came with this. Greg: all right, terry, my sexy popeye. Here we go. Good to see you at has been a year and a half. Greg: that god i have those videos. And this is why you need to pay attention to this. This is why we broke up. We had a really trusting, dare i say passionate relationship where we help each other and we grew and it did not work and now you hold these tapes over me. All the time. At some point i'm just going to say release them. I am not afraid. I am who i am. What are we talking about? greg: you are a veteran. That's the trouble you the way we are basically opening the doors? for years i have always wanted to ask the people who are running the show whether they are republican or democrat what is the acceptable amount of death and destruction. They are always like they are not doing this it is not that. They even have the temerity to sit there and go it is actually not x number of thousands it is actually a little bit less. For all of these years this is going on i always wanted to ask one of them what is the percentage of death, destruction, rape, anything. What is the amount we are cool with? they never say that just more. Greg: you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette. It is not affecting them that is what bothers me. The people that are imposing this upon us that they are doing it because it is not affecting them yet. They can stay insulated from it. One day that will change but by then i figure they got it locked in. Greg: a sad state of affairs. It is good you were still in shape. You still work out? a bit weird. You can still do laundry on my stomach. I'm proud of that. I like terry, i just feel bad he put his bellbottoms on and you were asking about murder and rape. Those are some fun pants. These are fun pants these are not as fun as that i have worn before, the leather and stuff but i have to ease back into it. Greg: i know. Kat, finally some people in the major media, cbs, are coming out with this. But they are using information from. . . Who is not to be trusted. But now they are coming around like they better address this. It is good there should address it. I think that hiding it, not talking about it i don't know if they realize this or not but it pushes people on the right to more to the right. They cannot just say we think it is bad they murder and the rape. They want to focus on this number was not right. Not everybody who comes here is. . . And of course they are not. It should not be controversial to say full's this is bad, we have to do better than this, i hear you. I think people would be more willing to listen overall. People get radicalized when people are being elected. Greg: that is so true. All right, tyrus. Or you surprised that the immigration crisis has gotten this bad? did you see harris go to the. Border? greg: border. I think we all saw it. She went to the border about as long as i go into the women's a ladies room. I walk in and i go oh and then i walk out. We have to, this is the time where americans, men have to step up. It is almost a call to arms. We have to stop watching the sunday football games and bring back the neighbourhood watches, be involved in our communities. Make sure we are at the parks. When your daughter and wife say you are going for they are going for a walk you have two with them. You have to pay attention because there are a few eggs that they love to break. We do not talk about the victims. Whether it is 10,000 or 10. If you want to argue it, venezuela used to be one of the most dangerous places in the world two. Their crime is down 70 1%. Do you know why? because they outsourced it to america. They opened up their jails and so get out. On our watch. There was no help coming until november 6. [applause] so we have to get back in our communities. I will pay tickets for carrying a firearm. We will have to start protecting our homes, we will have to start training, paying attention. Karen, we need to apologize to karen. Because if it was not for karen the assassin would have gotten away. We need karen's but guess what? wanted karen is yelling old john will have to get his ass off and stand next to karen and start protecting our neighbourhood and watching. Greg: do you want to finish? i was going to say that we know, don't just take it out of the illegal immigration thing. But crime in general we know who these [bleep] are. This could be fixed so quickly by guys like us. But if we do fix it we go to jail. That is the problem. If the government can get out of our way. Greg: you are like me and the team. And kat. Guys like us. Jamie was waiting to get picked. I was. You were. Greg: to be fair i just, jamie and i just met. I liked the cuts of his jib. But i did not mean to exclude you from that. He passed by me with his finger. You were ready. You were like old man i am getting picked. I feel really crappy now. Not you you would be absolutely worthless. Greg is at home on the computer sending's think emails. Everybody has a role of. Greg: i did not see that turning against me. Uh huh? you would send the murderer are really mean text. Is chance in the debate against j. D. Vance. Whatever you do, do it for less, at harbor freight. ♪ if you have chronic kidney disease, you can reduce the risk of kidney failure with farxiga. Because there are places you'd like to be. 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First of all who was running the debate? i am sure it is friendly people for walz. He is doing it. 's what network? greg: cbs news. My problem with walz, his whole downhome shucks thing as a costume. That is who he is he is fake. It bugs the [bleep] out of me as a 20 year veteran of the special forces. He has lied so often about his service and if you are a truck driver in the military right on that is a big job and an important thing. Whatever you do in the military has his purpose. The combat guys we hold ourselves to different standards. But this dude, over and over again to say i am a retired command sergeant, know you were not. I was telling guys somebody back there. I have had people come to me and say you wear this. I will correct them on the spot no i was not there bet ear i did not do that. He never did that. He let them go on. If you do it to get free drinks or get some chicks i will mock you. But i'm not getting rid of weapons of war or guns. When you are using your [bleep] lies i have a problem with you because you were influencing policy. So when you tell people you are a bad mofo i don't care but if you are using this to influence policies that i want to take you down to. Greg: whenever somebody says i dance the chippendale's i tell them i look like them but that is not me. Kat, do you think this story about walz being nervous as a bunch of [bleep]? i think it is to make him look more like a cutie pie. The whole thing is he is just as nice guy. He always makes that face and pictures. Like he just lost two fight. [laughter] the corn dog just came to him at the fair. He has a resting lost the tickle fight face. He can go ahead and say all of those things. He has lied a lot. J. D. Vance is very good at talking but he does have his comment like the childless cat lady comment that will come up. 18 cats and dogs is going to come up. So you have two face like i am the nice guy. So regardless how j. D. Vance does in terms of school speaking there will be people who see this is a nice guy versus i mean bully it so they will say he wins no matter what. Greg: a good point. This is why they lied because they forget they are lies. If you are a bad astro sergeant major captain walked through a rock like somebody [bleep] me please, you hunt, you old guns, you mean to tell me you were the man's man. He wore a camouflage hand and camouflage drawers when you go to sleep tonight and you are scared to talk to a man when and you say you are nervous when you were going to talk to and then on the tv show? that does not sound to me like a super man who rips his shirt off periods fake valour and now i think he is probably afraid because j. D. Vance will give him a lot of policy stuff because he does not have anything. He does not have any views for a reason. He was brought in to be the talking piece for her. He should be nervous about the fact he will be exposed for who he is in this debate. The one think he cannot lie about, he has a horrible temper i don't know if you have seen this are not. But when the real tim walz shows up he will be embarrassed. They are hoping they will get j. D. Vance to say something. But he always has that slick lawyer you kind of want to punch him in the face. I don't have anything against j. D. Vance but something about him when he talks you want to punch him in the face periods policy is good i do not hate him but it is like the round face and the beard. You have to have one or the other. At least we know who j. D. Fans is. We will see the real him that is what he is worried about. The real tim. [applause] greg: jamie, which best western will you be watching? i swear, last week they hooked me up with a good western. A moderately acceptable western. The whole debate should be decided on how they look. J. D. Vance looks like he lost the tickle fight. But for real, j. D. Vance it looks like a guy that is ready two. Like a professional. For some reason walz looks like when you dress a baby up two to a wedding. [laughter] that's actually really funny. They are trying to tell these cute stories about remember the one where he said he flew in on a jet he was wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt and he changed, for a speech he went into a stall to get changed into a tux. A lot of people do not talk about this but kamala was in the stall and next to, changing. [applause] i don't know. Greg: should we ended their? maybe i am almost that changing policies. But the nervous thing i think is complete [bleep]. I do not know if he ever really answer that. People ask me that about they show all the time. They asked questions about how do you prep for gutfeld! i say i can't speak for anybody else but i. . . We'd have to make sure we get that in. I feel better because i'm not the only one not the only one who does that. I would like to be off the team now. Greg: no you were not. As good as any slogan i guess. 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Com nothing protects like weathertech. It is coming your way it is a video of the day. Greg: the human tree makes a stupid plea. Free speech is a joke to this decrepit oak. Are video of the day comes from the old hunk of driftwood also known as john kerry who recently whined about free speech getting in the way of democrats fighting misinformation on climate change. If people go to only one source and the source they go to is sick and has an agenda and is pointing out disinformation, our first amendment stands as a major block to the ability to be able to just hammer it out of existence. So what we need is to win the ground, when the right to govern by hopefully having and winning enough votes so you are free to be able to implement change. Greg: that man hates freedom like he hates the carpenter ants. Here is some information for you, keep your hands off the bill of rights and focus on what you do best, answering the door for the addams family. Nice. Greg: kat, he says democracies do not have a truce truth arbiter. When he says that i think he is suggesting that the government should be the arbiter of truth. First amendment makes it more difficult for the government to do whatever it wants. Like yes, idiot that is by design. You cannot cling to one source of information that is what happens when there was government sanctioned speech. He makes a great case against himself with everything he is saying. It does bother me how comfortable a lot of these people are talking like this. The first amendment's bad. Like know this is really, truly a scary thing. Because there would be all of these problems if we did not have that. The only source we have would be the government. Disinformation how many times has the government lied? that would mean the government would be the only entity that could lie. Greg: maybe that is what it always was and we are just finding that out. Tyrus? i think they are just more open about staying in power. It is amazing they only cried this when they are in power. When they are not empowered they will say anything. Misinformation what would be the lane? cnn, msnbc, they lied about president trump for 10 years. What is truth? it is my truth. His truth. Whoever agrees with their alignment will be the truth seekers and everybody else would have two. That little joke we made about what was it? balls to the walz? that will not be me i would testify against greg. Greg: i will not mind. I am not libertarian but this makes me want to be libertarian because we have to fight this. Just him saying that is they are speaking it to a wall. They are trying to find ways to do this. So that is a capital bel we should be paying attention to. [applause] greg: you know, jamie. They applauded when i said your name. How did it feel? greg: i think this has a lot to do with his climate change agenda completely fizzling out. That was his information he was pushing. Now he is like nobody believes it. Most of the things that he said 10 years ago everything is false. Eating something new. I think something that a lot of the people are not bringing up his how many silverback's gorillas had to drive for that hairpiece? he went in and he said that i want something that looks good and will prevent a concussion. He made an argument for the first amendment. That is all that he did. Look at covid19, all of the stuff, like who determines what is misinformation if all of the misinformation and sipping correct? he flew that private jet to the climate summit, he might have wanted to skip that he probably should have gotten on commercial. When they grabbed him afterwords he says that is my wife's private jet. A lot of people say that is so hard to believe. I don't find that so hard to believe. Because my wife had a private boy. And it turned out pretty expensive for you. Greg: terry, what do you think is going on here? that hurt, man. That hurt me. Everything you said was of course right. But the interaction is dangerous now. The problem is greasy. They are trying to whack a mole with all of these stories coming up. They never had to do that before. We were getting lied to about the vietnam war and the tet offensive. It has never stopped. I cannot imagine what it would be like at this point if we had a media that was even moderately unbiased. I get it we are biased. Everybody has a different thing. But we have been lied to and things have been covered up. Even guys like him, f that guy. Now they are getting panicky because we see it. I think it is like cornered rats now. We can't hide it anymore. If we can't hide it anymore lets just clamp down onto it. We can't hide it anymore what is the next step? crush it. Greg: from sexy popeye. But me and tyrus it will save you. And you and me can write letters of condemnation. Greg: we can do each other's hair. Coming up is the new gender gap making you feel like crap? ♪ no. ♪ no. Nuhuh. ♪ yeah. Oh. Yes. ♪ oh yeah. Yes. Isn't this great? yeeaahhhh!! ♪ yeah, i could do a cartwheel in here. Oh hey! would you like to join us? no. We would love to join you. ♪ pick up. Joe, pick up the phone. (door thudding) open up, man. [narrator] connection saves lives. Reach out and check in on a loved one today. Should we be concerned. Greg: tonight should we be concerned. Young men are aimless and isolated according to this new report. Men in their early 20s and 30s are more likely than women to live with their appearance as well as feeling more isolated and aimless. As a man who is nothing like that should we be concerned? that has been men story from the beginning of the time. The difference is that it used to be go else and be a man. Do man things and you were praised for working hard and providing. Maybe you have some scars and stripes and stories. You can enlist and serve. That is not what is in now. If you do not go to college and become a gender studies person or professor. If you don't do that this young man is the enemy the problem. A young white man in this society he is the reason for everything that is terrible. We don't want you you are here because of oppressors. You hear that psychologically for young men. Also fathers are not being fathers let's be real. We are not nonenough for men. We have to be hearty, we have to start them young. When you see young people, especially young men, they need mentors, they need people they can rely on. We need uncles back, we need grandfathers back, we are not seeing them. [applause] greg: we also need wacky uncles. Do you believe that there is a crisis of purpose in men as they enter adulthood? i think so. I can't wait. We have so many kids living at home with their parents. Imagine how i feel i was kicked out of the house at 18 and 40. I read this, i was thinking, i do not ever want my kids to move out of the house. Full disclosure i don't own any more. I actually have a little bit of a public service announcement. Let's play it. ♪ ♪ lissow's' lessons. Tips from a divorced man. Hey,, guys. There was a little saying that makes divorce a little bit easier to accept. It is better to have loved and lost then to continue living with a lady who wants to cut your junk off. I hope that helps. ♪ ♪ nicely done. Greg: i was touched by that. Terry, you are a dude, you are a man. I guess. You said this to use the word purpose. You said the same thing. I think that is the biggest problem. Four or five times a year i work on the final phase of the green beret convocation war. This big simulated guerrilla warfare exercise. I get to work with these young guys. When we are done training i get to meet them. A lot of these dudes are looking for a purpose they say millennials are [bleep] up. And a lot of them failed us because they were into the kind of lives that was kind of sucky. One man was a big finance guy in new york. Corporate drop not doing it. These guys come and they are driven and they are aggressive and they are smart and team players. Kind of like you said you are taking these young cats. Some of them are older and disillusioned with what is going on. But as a man if you do not have a purpose it is really bad. Even if your purpose is being a father or being the provider or doing this. When you have a society that has kind of white that out and mocks men. You dumb guys. It starts adding up. I do not know the solution but definitely being a mentor is good. I am sterile and childless. That's the guy i am. But i get to be the crazy uncle and that get to work with these young studs that are coming up. If you do not have a purpose were done. If you don't have a purpose it is probably easier to get out of bed and take your life or just give out. What is the point of getting up tomorrow? expect if you have to save your house are have a divorce. Guys need to have a purpose. Guys need to be able to have a reason to pick up a sword and go for it. Either metaphorically or actual. Greg: all right, kat. Round it out for us. As the only lady. Is everybody okay? everybody is really looking to you right now. I honestly think that the statistics do not lie. It is hard for a lot of young people in general because what we saw our parents do is not so easy to do anymore. Getting your first home is a dream that literally only a dream for many of us. Because it is so much more expensive. Colleges so much more expensive, everything is so much more expensive. What did you get advice it is like this advice does not apply anymore. It can be very frustrating. I will end by saying i love dudes. Greg: good for you. I do think that this poll is looking backwards and if you were looking forward it is changing. Because you see in the atmosphere especially podcasts and stuff. The most popular stuff is dudes giving. Masculine type stuff. Greg: whether it is jordan peterson or joe rogan. Rfk is out there. You have trump who is a dude. I think there is some kind of movement towards the traditional sense of masculinity that you often come to me for and i dispense with freely. Nobody in america bought that. Greg: no. No audience member bought that. And nobody watching this is buying that. But well done anyway. You tried to. You mounted of manhood. You tried to. Greg: you make me sick. Deplorable when a movie does horrible. [applause] ♪ ♪ five more words. Greg: ghostbusters failure blamed on trumpeters. The 2016 ghostbusters reboot with the all woman cast was a box office bomb. Now the director implies that it is because trump and his supporters turns it into a political statement. I do not think that is true. Because it was just not a very good movie. He did bridesmaids which was a hilarious movie. That was all female cast. But if i wanted to see four women wrestle with ghost i would see it but i on the view. Greg: what do you think about taking a classic film and rebooting it? stop doing it. Ghostbusters was a phenomenon. It was an incredibly huge thing. You are already behind the curve if you say you were going to redo it. I have a better idea may be used your creative powers to make a better movie with an allfemale cast that has nothing to do with ghostbusters like bridesmaids or whatever. Greg: that is true. They should do an allfemale cast of what, kat? the passion of the christ. Did not see that coming at all. I'm getting. Greg: i had something very similar in my head. You will let me get all of the hate now. You were going to hell for that. I am kidding i did not see it i will never see it. But i also did not see it because my parents would not let me. The spiritual bone. I was raised very religious even if nobody knew that. Pg13. I was very sheltered. Greg: they were not even let you look at caspar. No harry potter. Greg: no harry potter. He was not that hairy. Tyrus? the script sucked. It had nothing to do with the cast. Not even the women's fault they had to read that [bleep]. No accountability. Even the new ghostbuster reboot sucked but people came to see the old guys one more time. Because the script sucked. Again and keep riding you are woke scripts that people do not watch. It has nothing to do with anything else. [applause] greg: do not go away weawdu will be right back. But when you get your tools from harbor freight something about the job feels different your wallet. Whatever you do, do it for less, at harbor freight. ♪ before apoquel chewable for allergic itch. Giving dogs pills was a battle of wits. Oh, maria, i'm wise to your foolish game. Is it gone? totally gone. Itch relief just got easier. Apoquel. The trusted number one treatment for allergic itch is now available in a tasty chewable that works in a day. Do not use in dogs with serious infections. 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