Im Jesse Watters along with Judge Jeanine Pirro, harold Ford Jr. , Dana Perino, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City at 4 00 in chicago, and this is the five. Its officially kamalas party come on the second night of the dnc, the Dems Ditching Joe Biden but making sure he suffered one last humiliation old the other getting pushed out of his coveted Prime Time spot, speaking closer to midnight. Team joe aint happy about it. One long time aid saying this is awful. He literally set up a campaign and handed over to them. Do they have to cut him out of Prime Time . Dems letting other speakers before him drone on and on with really long applause lines, making the big guy 40 minutes late for his legacydefining speech. Are we ready to elect Kamala Harris and Tim Walz . [applause] and because of you, we have had an extraordinary four years of progress. When i say we, i mean kamala and me. Donald trump said, and i quote, there are very fine people on both sides. My god peered. [boos] thats
Greg yes, yes, i know. I know, i know i know i know, i would cheer too if i were looking at this. Happy tuesday everyone. The European Union sent a letter to Elon Musk warning that interviewing Donald Trump could be harmful content also harmful to europeans, soap. They are dirty, dirty europeans. During his interview with Elon Musk Donald Trump said president biden is close to vegetable state. The White House denied this saying joe is healthy and still enjoys his favorite foods. A recent oped suggests tim Walzs Masculinity is terrifying to republicans. I would not say his masculinity. New Washington Post oped says Harris Max campaign has better vibes than trumps and they praise her for being light on substance but high on feels. You know who else was high on feels . 4000yearold babylonian tablets have finally been deciphered. It said for a good time call. Dolce and kabbalah introducing a perfume for dogs. Its called other dog spots. Dogs buts did we really need to make a bottle . A Tex
Pirro on with harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, shannon bream, and Greg Gutfeld, sorry, greg, its 5 00 p. M. In new York City and this is the five. The media wants to put a Gag Order on Donald Trump. While they handed kamala a hall pass. The former president gave a Master Class on how to deal with the Press Answering every question for more than an hour. But kamala is as quiet as a Church Mouse talking to reporters for only 77 seconds. It dont expect the press to suddenly hold here is accountable for radical records. They are too busy losing their minds because the networks had the audacity to actually air trumps maralago news. Some of the networks tried to play catch up with the factchecking after Donald Trump Donald trump finished speaking, but then of course is way too late and utterly useless. Its 2016 all over again. The same mistakes are being made. Ive never seen an industry slower and learning from its own stupid mistakes than the american news business. And you cannot expect th
Hi, im Greg Gutfeld a lot of Judge Jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, jesse watters, and gillian turner. The five. J. D. Vance crashing the Harris And Walz campaign to her as they had a battleground states michigan and wisconsin, the first stops on their swing state heist, but trumps Vp Pig was tailing them like a bloodhound with their planes literally sharing the tarmac today, so vance figured he ought to do the medias job, rolling up to Kamalas Plane to ask what she has been dodging the press for the past 17 days. I just wanted to check out my future plane, but i also wanted to go say hello to the Vice President and ask her why Kamala Harris refuses why does she refuse to answer questions from the media . I also thought the Press Gaggle following her might get a little lonely. Greg Harris And Walz are trying to sell americans on their tampons for Boys Vision of america, but somehow you are the weird one. They are creepy and weird as hell. You see it. You see it. This is not normal. This
Im Dana Perino along with katie pavlich, jessica tarlov, brian kilmeade, and greg greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City, and this is the five. Well, hes back and hes going up the stairs. President biden making his first public appearance days after his party forced him off the ticket, and crowned his vp as queen of the democrats. It took only 36 hours for Kamala Harris To Lock down enough delegates to become the presented democratic nominee and doing so without earning a single primary vote. Kamala keeping the momentum going speaking to a crowd of 3,000 supporters in battleground wisconsin. It was our first official Rally And Harris took the Fight Right to Donald Trump. Helped us win in 2020. Ended 2024, we will win again. I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers. Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when i say, i know Donald Trumps type. I will probably put my record against his any day of the week. D