Im pregnant alexis. Youre a coldhearted, backstabbing liar. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes john legend and kelly osbourne. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen wooo wooo cheers and applause stephen hey jon hey stephen good to see you. Thanks, everybody. Please, have a seat. Very kind. Folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, we dont talk about International Stories a lo on this show, but you see the news. Its a dangerous world, and every day, tensions are rising between the United States and our sworn enemy, canada. Cold mexico. The great white north korea. Last night, President Trump held a meeting with conservative Media Outlets its his version of comiccon and he announced that were going to be putting a 20 tax on softwood lumber coming in tariff on softwood coming into the United States from canada. laughter no
Oscarwinning director of silence of the lambs. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. This is the cbs evening captioning sponsored by cbs this is the cbs evening news with scott pelley. Pelley today the Trump Administration rushed out a plan for historic tax cuts high on hyperbole with only a dal almost of detail. The list of aspirations looked more like an attempt to beat the 100day mark in the Trump Presidency rather than a serious proposal to reform the tax code. On paper everyone is in for a break, personal income taxes, Corporate Taxes, savings for the rich and the dead, but nothing on how to implement it or pay for it. Far from legislation, the president s bullet points today were loaded into a starting gun that signals the beginning of a race of lobbyists and special interests to rewrite americas 70,000page tax code. Heres Major Garrett on the opening lap. Great plan. Reporter President Trumps plan calls for big corporate and personal tax cuts, but lacks basic
Crew. Questlove 660, missouri steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, that feels good. Welcome. Thank you very, very, very much. And welcome to you. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome at home as well. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is the one to be at. You guys made it. Welcome. Well, heres what people are all talking about. This weekend was the big march for science, the big march. And there was a lot of Animal Rights activists protesting trumps policies on endangered species. Trump was like, i love endangered species. [ light laughter ] thats why i refuse to drink the new unicorn frappuccino at starbucks. [ laughter and applause ] i would not order that at all. All right, i had two, but after that, im full. No more. Actually, environmental activists say that trumps border wall would disrupt the migration of hundreds of species. Animals were like, no problem. Wel
And elton johns mystery illness. A rare and potentially deadly infection. Forcing him to cancel weeks of performances. When will the rocket man return to the stage. Rocket man good morning, america. We hope youre well this tuesday. What a scare for elton john. Yes. Yeah, a big scare. One of the most successful artists in the world. Selling more than 200 million records. Hes recovering. Hes thanking his doctors, as well. More on that ahead. Zprnchts a lot of important stories this morning. That possible Government Shutdown is looming the. The money runs out friday at midnight. And ivanka trump is in h germany. Her First Official trip overseas representing the u. S. As a an International Womens summit. A brandnew poll out this morning that reveals most americans would prefer to the Affordable Care act that get a replacement. Zbrmplts first, as President Trump closes in on the 100day mark, new sign this is morning that hes willing to put off the border wall to avoid the shutdown. Reporter
And elton johns mystery illness. A rare and potentially deadly infection. Forcing him to cancel weeks of performances. When will the rocket man return to the stage. Rocket man good morning, america. We hope youre well this tuesday. What a scare for elton john. Yes. Yeah, a big scare. One of the most successful artists in the world. Selling more than 200 million records. Hes recovering. Hes thanking his doctors, as well. More on that ahead. Zprnchts a lot of important stories this morning. That possible Government Shutdown is looming the. The money runs out friday at midnight. And ivanka trump is in h germany. Her First Official trip overseas representing the u. S. As a an International Womens summit. A brandnew poll out this morning that reveals most americans would prefer to keep the Affordable Care act that get a replacement. Zbrmplts first, as President Trump closes in on the 100day mark, new sign this is morning that hes willing to put off the border wall to avoid the shutdown. Rep