Im pregnant alexis. Youre a coldhearted, backstabbing liar. laughter its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes john legend and kelly osbourne. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen wooo wooo cheers and applause stephen hey jon hey stephen good to see you. Thanks, everybody. Please, have a seat. Very kind. Folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. You know, we dont talk about International Stories a lo on this show, but you see the news. Its a dangerous world, and every day, tensions are rising between the United States and our sworn enemy, canada. Cold mexico. The great white north korea. Last night, President Trump held a meeting with conservative Media Outlets its his version of comiccon and he announced that were going to be putting a 20 tax on softwood lumber coming in tariff on softwood coming into the United States from canada. laughter now, as far far as i know, this is the first time anyone has rejected Justin Trudeaus wood. laughter cheers and applause . Jon oh stephen such a nice guy. Such a nice guy. Thats the rumor. After the Commerce Department confirmed it yesterday, canadas minister of Natural Resources fired back, saying, the government of canada disagrees strongly with the u. S. Department of commerces decision to impose an unfair and punitive duty. laughter disagree strongly thems fightin words. Thats canadian for bleep cheers and applause there it is. There it is. Now, for those keeping score, trump is now a friend of putin and an enemy of poutine. laughter for years, the United States has claimed that canada unfairly subsidizes their lumber industry, but tensions have never higher. And like any crisis involving soft wood, the only way to resolve it is to get trump and trudeau into outdoor bathtubs. laughter cheers and applause rubadub. Stephen ive never those cialis commercials, ive never been able to figure out why theyre in the bath tubs. Are they in the bath tubs because what theyve done just now is so dirty that they want to wash, or what theyre about to do is so freaky, they want to be squeaky clean . laughter either way, dont do it. Now, last night we still talking about the canada thing . Last night, trump also told the conservative media, were going to start doing lumber in our country. Its going to mean that farmers are going to start selling milk in our country. laughter explains why trump was kicked out of boy scouts for trying to milk a sycamore. laughter but thats thats so thats donald trump on the international stage. Rare, because since becoming president , donald trump has not left the country. Hes barely left the country club. But today, trump sent ivanka to berlin to participate in a womens conference, making her the first trump to attend a womens conference that didnt include a swimsuit competition. laughter applause this morning, ivanka spoke on a panel titled, Inspiring Women scaling up womens entrepreneurship. And the trump family has a long history of Inspiring Women to march, to sue, to flee from a dressing room. And ivanka shared her story of becoming a successful entrepreneur. Step one be born rich. Step two just in case, marry rich. laughter but, unfortunately, when ivanka was talking about her father and how he was a champion of family leave, she was met with groans and hisses from the audience. Well, thats not fair. Trump obviously supports family leave. Thats why hes always leaving one and starting another. cheers and applause its so hard to say gone stephen and things havent been going well for ivanka back stateside. Because theyve had trouble moving ivankas line of clothing, so they secretly relabelled it as adrienne vittadini. Thats how unpopular the name trump is. Her clothing has been put in the witness protection program. Thats not a bad idea. In fact, the whole Trump Administration could benefit from a similar rebranding. And im not the only one who thinks that. So does our new president , enrico vittadini. applause ima gonna makea America Great again. Thats a spicy border wall. For the past week here or so, we at the show have been following the custody trial of rightwing radio host and hernia who wished he was a real boy, alex jones. In court, his exwife has claimed alex is unhinged, and shes backed it up with clips like this. I can smell you from a thousand miles away, and you smell like failure. You smell like hell. And i want to thank the god of the universe that im not with these people oh, i get tears in my eyes to god, but im thankful every day, i dont come from filth like you humanity thank god im not a degenerate filthy vampire like you stephen adding, happy valentines day, honey. laughter applause . Jon happy valentines day. Stephen heres the deal. Alex jones lawyers have insisted that his onmic persona is just a character, that, evidently, hes been playing since he was a teenager. When i was 16, i didnt want to party any more. I didnt want to play games any more. I grew up. Id already been in the fights, all the big rituals. Id already had probably i hate to brag, so im not bragging. Its actually shameful probably 150 women, or more. Thats conservative. Id had over 150 women. Id already been in fights with fullgrown men. I was already dating College Girls by the time i was 15years old. I was already a man. Stephen yep, yep. Fight and have sex. Thats what men do. One thing we evidently do dont . Take our mood stabilizers. Unfortunately, unfortunately, alex jones brand of factfree truth telling has been making him some enemies, like the powerful cabal known as chobani yogurt, who is suing jones for claiming that their twin falls, idaho, yogurt plant has been spreading crime and tuberculosis. To be fair, crime and tuberculosis is one of chobanis leastfavorite flavors. laughter still still still better than pomegranate. laughter now, this might shock you, but alex jones is furious, and he has a message for chobani. Guess what . You just ran into a texan so you get ready, cuz were never backing down and our audience isnt backing down. Stephen all right, take note, alex jones listeners. He just volunteered you for a fist fight a yogurt factory. Now, i understand what alex jones is going through, because for years im is not telling you anything you dont know ive also been playing a rightwing radio host my character, tuck buckford. And tuck hes dealt with a lot of the same stuff. Dont do it. You can only trust one out of five dentists, okay, the one who hates gum is the only one who knows the truth, all right . But brain nation, old tucks not back down. You know why . Because im more than a mans man im a mans mans man okay. Im man cubed. I got tired of games by the time i was 13. All right. Wooo all right, when i was 13, i had already had kissing time with 22,000 ladies, all right. Thats with tongue. And i made love to a woman of every height, not metric. Thats how you get a venereal disease. Stick to the imperial scale. And all the women love me because i knew how to draw snoopy. All right. All right. Nose there. laughter applause and a vampire snoopy controlled by george soros drinking the blood of charlie brown, okay. Which is why they may try, but i feel sorry for them im not going to roll over for big yogurt, the illumnachobani, working to undermine the liberty of the american manscape. Thats why i stick to Patriot Brands like yoplait, and stony field yokid squeezers. Theyre forcing Jamie Lee Curtis to poop. She doesnt want to do that. Pooping is a choice. And i know women, because i remind you, i slept with every woman named deborah in the western hemisphere. George soros doesnt want you to know the real value of yogurt, okay. Thats a natural, protein hitch gamma ray shield to keep the Clinton Foundation from reading your dreams. You take this, you take this yogurt. It can be vanilla. It cannot fruit flavored, all right . Why is the fruit on the bottom . What is it hiding . Why is it down there . You tack a plain yogurt, all right . You take this, you rub it right on your forehead right there. Now they cant read your mind you cant get in here, john podesta okay . You cant put yogurt on a pizza. My brain is a steel trap. I cant even tell what im thinking. Look i have no idea why im doing this because i cant even read my own brain right now, all right and the thing is, you want to fulfill the vision of founding fatherfather spuds mckenzie, nt even death will prevent you from visiting brainfight ustore. Com, where you can buy several books i have wrin a fugue state, because i am a man, a man who takes paypal who has definitely had sex in a hot tub filled with yogurt because the natural cultures are a natural spermicide. They fight the sperm, all right mbut my sperm wins my sperm is a dragon of baby making laughter applause brain fights brought to you by square space, not the web hosting company, its a portable cubeshaped cage with i keep the alien who insists hes nigh neighbor. Im not buying it i havent seen my neighbor for years oh, theyre getting in oh, theyre trying to get in dont let your guard down stephen stay strong, tuck weve got a great show for you tonight. John legend is here. But when we return, im talking to god. Stick around. At lincoln, were all about making things simpler for you. Like, imagine having your vehicle serviced. From the comfort of your own home. Introducing complimentary lincoln pickup and delivery servicing. Because the most important luxury of all. Is time. Pickup and delivery servicing on the entire family of lincoln luxury vehicles including a complimentary lincoln loaner. [ always fun ls] get down fun up feel good oooh woo oooh poallergies . Reather. Stuffy nose . 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Stephen now, i consider myself a religious man, but i respect people of all creeds, beliefs, and colorful hats. So its time for yet another edition of Stephen Colbert gets all up in your faith cheers and applause tonight, i get all up in a hot new denomination Cowboy Church which consists of riding demonstrations, vaulting, and a scripture lesson from a cowboy perspective. From a cowboy perspective, instead of wine, jesus turns water into sarsaparilla. The service will be hosted this saturday by a couple of horse ranchers in their barn. Now, that may sound strange, but i can think of one religion that got started in a barn. applause yeah, sure, why not . Sure, why not . You dont have to hesitate to applaud jesus. He likes it. Now, organizers of the event started their Cowboy Church as a way to bring horse owners, horse lovers, and the horse curious together. That is admirably open minds because leviticus strictly forbids being horse curious. Personally, i think this all sounds great, but i wonder if god is okay with Cowboy Church. He aint ok with it, stephen. But i am stephen wait whos that . Its me, cowboy god yeeeeeeeeeehawllelujah stephen its cowboy, god, everybody. Howdie, folks . Stephen wait a second, let me get this straight. Theres a separate god just for cowboys . you bet your biscuits, pardner worship me, or ill send you to cowboy hell yeeeeehaw pewpewpew. Stephen wait, cowboy hell . whats that . Oh, its a big fancy city on the east coast, full of fancy stores, nice restaurants, and liberals. laughter stephen that really sounds like new york city. New york city . Thats where all the worst salsa is made stephen uh, cowboy god, are you sure youre a real cowboy . Of course, stephen. When i see a sunset over montana, even i believe in me. Its like the great cowboy woody said, hey, buzz lightyear. Lets go have a crazy adventure with mr. Potatohead. Wooo authentic cowboy talk. Stephen okay, i know its you, regular god. All right, all right. Its me, stephen. Im sorry. I just wanted to look cool. Stephen you are cool, god. You created everything. You dont need to resort to cheap costumes and silly voices to make people like you. All right. Well, from now on, its dignity all the way. Isnt that right, pirate god . Yaaaaaaaaaarg that be the honest truth. Walk the plank, sinners. Thus sayeth pirate god. Pew pew stephen pirate god, everybody. Bring me your chobani. Stephen well be right back with john legend. Bring me your chobani. You can get rewarded for all kinds of things. Like walking. Hey, honey. Dad, wheres the car . Thought wed walk. Hes counting steps. Walk, move and earn money. Goal dad. Hey, we wanna welcome everyone to the father daughter dance. Look at this dad, hes got some moves money you can use on outofpocket medical expenses. Hes ok, yeah unitedhealthcare its crispety. Its crunchety. Its a oneofakind experience. Butterfinger. 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Its not easy to brew a beer this easy to drink. Bud light is tasted by brewmasters every step of the process. Its a tough job, but for you and your friends, its worth it. We dont just brew beer. We brew beer for friends. We dont just brew beer. , band playing cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, my first oscarwinning singer and songwriter. Hes a legend in his own name. Please welcome, john legend cheers and applause cheers and applause Stephen Stephen john look at that. Its good to be back. Stephen i have to tell you. cheers and applause people love the john legend. I love you guys back stephen always get a standing ovation. Ooum excited to be here with you. Stephen yeah . Im a big fan of Stephen Colbert. Stephen im a big fan of john legends. Eight, nine years ago, Something Like that, i had you on the old show. Yes. Stephen immediately sucked into the john legend world. I was your most frequent guest on the colbert report, i believe. Stephen i will not contradict you while are you on air. Stephen it was either you or neil degrass tyson. I think youre my most frequent musical guest. We did a duet together. The nut meg. Stephen a Christmas Special my sweet nut beg on the 25th im going to color you in my nut meg stephen the last time we were together you had a lovely baby. We had a baby, yes. Stephen congratulations on that. Shes a year old now. applause . Stephen i mean, i associate and a lot of people associate you with love, your love songs, finding love, wanting love, losing love. How has your view of love changed now that you have your own bundle of love . Having a wild, how is that joits a different kind of love. Its very pure, its unconditional, but they havent earned it yet. Its like stephen what do you mean . They didnt do anything. They just exist. Stephen right, but you love them completely. You love them bleat complooetly but its not built on anything other than stephen their existence. Their existence. Stephen i think thats why we call god our father because we have done nothing in that direction, either. There you go. Stephen what about the moment when you first held the baby joits beautiful. Its very emotional. And it brings you and jur wife closer together, and its a very powerful feeling to see the product of your love right there. Stephen my first reaction when i held my daughter for the first time is i have been dumb. And my second reaction was, im a terrible son because i thought if my yes stephen if my parents love me half as much as i love this child instantly i havent loved them enough. Chrissy says, if they dont want to to come have dinner with us when were expoald hang out and call us, i will be so sad sadd. We put so much love into this. Stephen of. Stephen it is never too early to guilttrip them. Congratulations on this. Thats me stephen this is you. Time magazine has just put out their 100 most influential people in the world, and look at that cover right there. cheers and applause obviously, im very pleased in this moment. Stephen yeah. Thats extraordinary, extraordinary. 100 people, what are there, like, seven billion people in the world . Youre personally responsible for 70 million people. laughter thats a lot of responsibility. A lot of influence. Stephen who wrote your because they have someone write a little blurb. Yeah. Stephen who wrote yours. Harry belafonte. Stephen thats kind of fitting. Hes an artist and activist. Absolutely. Stephen and so are you and hes a friend of mine, and hes been a big influence for me. And he always tells me that something that paul robson told him its an artists duty to be gatekeepers of the truth. And he has always used his role as an artist to help fund activism, to be a leader and a voice for all activists out there, so hes been a big influence for me. Stephen wow, me, too,. Yeah. Stephen no, honestly. I sang jamaica farewell with him once. Oh stephen so i have that. laughter . Stephen im not on this thing. Im sure youve been on it. Stephen youve got a new album out right now. Yes, darkness and light. Stephen darkness and light. This came out right before christmas. applause and youre about to start youre about to start a tour. Yes. Stephen tell me a Little Something about the album. Is this an album you put on to apologize to her or get the sexy time going . Which situation would you recommend . I think it leans toward the sexy time. Theres not a lot of apologizing on this album. Stephen after the sexy time, maybe. Even the song were doing today is called sure fire and its about going through challenges in your relationship, both internal within the relationship raep and things that are outside and try to make thist through that. I think a lot of couples will be able to use it as a way of thinking about their struggles and deciding that its worth fighting for. Stephen well, the first time that you and i ever didding in exwg together on the old show, we did one of the paul mccartney, Michael Jackson oh, the girl is mine. Stephen thats right. We were both competing on who the statue of liberty was in love with. Yes. Stephen and i said she was in love with me. I understand stephen im not going to stop you. When i sat next to you on on the bench, and you hit that first note, i went, i think im ovulating. Because laughter you can make anything sound cool and sexy. Your voice has that rich power. I bet you could make anything, no matter how mundane, sound cool and sexy. Its possible. laughter yeah. Stephen would you like to give it a try . Sure cheers and applause lets try it. Stephen jon, would mind if he joined you over there . Thats my friend dr. John. I inducted dr. John into the hall of fame. Jonjohnjon, ladies and gentlemen. Please sit back and relax. Good to see you my friend. How are you, are you all right . Stephen the the late show is proud to present present, john legend makes mundane things sound sexy. applause interesting. Oooooh ooooh honey, im running out to costco cheers and applause theres no such thing as too many paper towels laughter applause that was pretty sexy. I like that. laughter okay, whats this one . Let me change keys. Baby, my beige turtleneck is pilling. laughter so please wash it inside ou laughter applause tumble dry low tumble dry low. cheers and applause thank you stephen john legend the darkness and light tour starts may 12. Johns going to do a song for us later in the show. Stick around. The darkness and light tour a prince wants to give us 20 million dollars, he just needs our Social Security number were gonna be rich the first spam was sent by telegraph in 1864. Put some flavor in your break. Make time for snapple im dr. Kelsey mcneely and some day you might be calling me an energy farmer. Energy lives here. Folks you know my next guest from band playing band playing fashion police, dancing with the stars and her family. Please welcome kelly osbourne. cheers and applause how are you doing . Stephen im doing fine. I met your dad. I never met you before. Were related so its crazy that we never met before. Stephen thats what i just found out. Ive got this right here. I was handed this. Tell me what this means. It says ozzy ozosbourne, part colbert, part neanderthal. Evidently, we are cousins in some way. Yes, we are. Stephen whats the story behind this . I guess you both did the genealogy testing. Stephen i did the genome test. My dad did it, and they tested me and my brother and it turns out we come from the same niander that you will tribe. Stephen all four of us do . Yes. Stephen wow. Well i came from my dad, so, of course. Youre a long, lost cousin from somewhere. The black sea, i think they said it was. Stephen oh, really. Well, lovely to see you at the Family Reunion here right now. I love you have a really cool you shaved sides of your head right now and a tattoo. Do you meepped if i point those out. Please dont tell me stephen is that literally a text on the show . Its from my dad im sorry stephen what does it say . What does it say . Do you really want me to read it . Stephen if its okay. Well, there are some swear words in it. Stephen oh, good. Okay. Stephen yup . Im a little bit nervous. Okay. Hi spelled high. Toddles. I just watched you on the teley. I thought you looked and sounded bleep awesome. I love you so much, and i am so proud of you. Dada. Xxxx. My favorite thing ever is that he doesnt know that hi is special hi. Stephen go with what you know. Please say hi back can we say hi back . You know what well do. If i facetimed him right now, he would die. Stephen go ahead. Do you want me to facetime him. Stephen go ahead and faze time him. While youre doing that, i will talk about your book. You have a new book called there is no bleep secret. And its letters from a badass bitch. If he doesnt pick up now, im going to be like you are a bitch, dad. I call him dada. Its weird when adult women call their father daddy. Do you not think that . Its weird . Stephen ive never been one. I dont know. Oh, and the words he totally just ignored it. In the word of my father, yet. When anyone ever says ive never or i dont know yet. You could be a father. Stephen no, i am a father. Thats what im saying. Stephen ive never been an adult woman is what i meant. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. applause come here. Come here. Okay. Die stephen hold on, hold on. Yet laughter never, never say never. Never say never. Im very open minded. Im very honored. Why write a book . Youre 32. Uhhuh. Stephen why write a memoir now . What do you want us to know . Its more about the fact that i dont have the right to sit here and complain about my Public Perception or the way the media perceives me if im not going to stand up and show them who i am. Stephen okay. And there are a lot of misconceptions and i have been through so much in my short 32 years of living stephen and in public, too. Oh, yeah. Stephen how old were you when the show on mtv started gisigned the contract with mtv when i was 13 that was im not going to age myself. Stephen and thats the show that started all of the celebritys life equals entertainment. Sorry. Stephen yeah. laughter you guys really did it. If you hadnt been so damn entertaining, i dont think i dont think i dont think it would have worked. You say your dad you say your dad is innocent, and i kind of believe you from the text we just got there. He is. Dont you remember when he screamed in your face . Stephen yes, i do remember. When we did the rally to restore sanity. I missed my flight and i was so angry they missed that because it looked like so much fun. Stephen the first time i met your father he didnt say a word to me. When i came in, he just sat there like i wasnt there. Oh, womanw,. Stephen and your mother was there and she was speak for him. Thats why hes genius. He pretends he doesnt know whats going on. Stephen i explained i wanted cat stephen to come in and play peace train and he would sphwrupt intrupt and i thought he doesnt understand at all. Were completely screwed. At that point, you would probably come on and this is my and my mom go, get out go stephen i said after cat stephens comes on you would yell the opening of all aboard if your face. Stephen in my face. And i jumped out of my skin. And i said bleep . You were listening the whole time. Yup. Stephen you can explain how this played into your childhood because heres your father from bark at the moon, his famous album. You mean why no kids came to my birthday parties . Stephen yes. My dad decided to play three little pigs at one of my birthday parties it might have actually been my sisters my brothers one of our s. Stephen how old are you at this point . Probably about four. Stephen four . Yes. Stephen and youre playing and my dad is like, ill huff and ill puff and ill blow the house down. And he put us in the garden shed with all my friends and every kid went insane and was crying and my mom had to call all their parents and they. Home and i sat there, i dont get it. Its just dada. Stephen did he show up in the garden shed like this . Like that. Like that. laughter applause stephen i wish he was my dad. Hes your cousin stephen oh, thats not a good idea. Well, the book is there is no bleep secret. The young lady is kelly osbourne. Kelly, thank you so much for being here. Well be right back with a performance by john legend. Dear predictable, theres no other way to say this. Its over. Ive found a permanent escape from monotony. Together, we are perfectly balanced, our senses awake, our hearts racing as one. I know this is sudden, but they say if you love something. Set it free. See you around, giulia lots of silly questions from strangers. 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Let me breathe you in til gravity bends and we fall through the hole in the light make this our kingdom somewhere where good love conquers and not divides cause i may not know a lot of things but i feel it in my chest know i wont let the blue flame die we cant lose hope just yet cause its once, just once in a lifetime and were scared to love but its alright i may not know a lot of things but i know that were surefire, yeah know that were surefire, yeah cant keep this bed warm on the left side when something is cold as a goodbye why dont you turn around . Ignore all that bleep from the outside the world is a nightmare wake up and stay here let me be on your side well make this our kingdom somewhere where good love conquers and not divides but but i may not know a lot of things but i feel it in my chest know i wont let the blue flame die we cant lose hope just yet cause its once, just once in a lifetime and were scared to love but its alright i may not know a lot of things but i know that were surefire know that were surefire and oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my god im so, im so, im so tired of fighting let go, give in, let go and give up, oh i may not know a lot of things but i feel it in my chest if we just let the blue flame die the devil wins this bet oh its once, just once in a lifetime and youre scared to love but its alright i may not know a lot of things but i know that were surefire know that were surefire cheers and applause stephen john legend everybody well be right back. Late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be america ferrera, thomas middleditch, and dave grohl and his mom, virginia. Now stick around for james corden and his guests amanda peet, kal penn, and max minghella. Good night captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where you come from its gonna be all right its the late, late show announcer ladies and gentlemen ale