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This elections turned the last few months and one of the most wild summers in memory. One guy gets shot, another drops out. Harris hops in her new vp honeymooned in china. I cant keep up. Now its a mad dash to election day. And with two months left, every move is monumental. The Trump Vance tickets gone heavy on Policy Versus Kamalas Copy And Paste campaign. We sat down with Trump And Vance getting an inside look at their day one agenda. Watch. Mr. President, senator, i dont know what we have to talk about. Its been pretty boring. Why did you pick j. D. Vance . Weve always had a good chemistry. And originally, j. D. Was probably not for me, but he didnt know me. And then when we got to know each other, he liked me maybe more than anybody. Liked me. And he would stick up for me and hed fight for the worker as much as i fight for the work. We just had an automatic chemistry, and i actually endorsed him in ohio for the senate, and he ended up winning against a very tough field, very tough
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Welcome to a special edition of jesse watters primetime. I m pete hegseth in for jesse on friday nigh ft. St well, the grades are in and connell harris last night se flunked her exam. Did you see her on television last night? this is going to bet? the president. E th this is going to be our the president of our country? sr i don t think so. And it s the first interview nobody sg in like ever seen anything like it. And if you re too weak to don a one on one interview with a person that was so soft, you know, i know, dana, she , always, you know nasty. It was a very weak interview. From the standpoint of cnn. N. I think cnn shouldk be ashamed of themselves. Just like joe at the debate, the country watched the kamala harris bubble pop in real time last night. And as trump mentioned it, was it because cnn s dana bash asked any hard hitting questions? she did not. It s becauseashty hard kamala pd she s not obama and she s not no biden. E she s worse. What we re about to show you hide the k