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So this week the tsa had to d remind us that peanut butter is a liquid and also that joeece can't fly commercial because h he always has more than three ounces of liquid in his pants. . You're disgusting. He's still our president this fall, christie will teach a class at yale on how to run a political campaign. He he'll be grading on a huge curve because he corrects his papers in bed c and innjured a missouri national park. It turns out that an injured bald eagle was actually just too fat to fly. To do that's the same reason they gave the view when they wanted to do a show in hawaia ii. You people are a 66yearoldr maoln fired for in a time squarr hotel lobby is suing for overve a million bucks, claiming he suffers fromi m a chronicion th medical condition that causes him toat. Yeah, it's called being 66lds six. A man with the world's largest revealed the way it's made his life difficult. We'd show it to youbusy right now, but i'm busy on. Ok all right. You got that joke. And it is a joke. President biden is on his second straight week of vacation. If he would get more rest if not for the local kids who keep poking p him with his stick to see if he's alive. Stephen king mocked elon musk on x one of musk's rocket launches was delayed, but king stick to what he does best,ing e scaring people witoph his face. Mspute ople dispute the clai that kamala harris worked at mcdonald'the claims in the ph meanwhile, mcdonald's claims that records show just one clown working there. Philadelphia police suspect a couple was getting busy sendi and accidentally hit the gearshift of their car, sending itng a river. I know it sounds having sex with a person from philadelphia , the burning man festival drew a massive crowd with an dome. Many people don't know why they went, but something came over them. [ crow no apologies. D ] anthony fauci hospitalizedes this month with a west nile virus. The doctor recommended he lie in bed as opposed to his usual r standing up and their head. Finally, police in a suburbanved new york county have made their first arrest under a new law banning face maskse rst arre. To put after the arrest, police begged the person to put it back on. All right. Let's let's talkta about this stuff. So last night's interview was a controlled burn. The goalwaa cont limit, the dami small area in order to prevent a larger inferno that would engulf the entire candidacy. For it to work , the conditions had to be right. You had to pick the right host. The setting,th the length of time, the chaperon and the questions and the obvious one to avoid was her role in covering joe's mental unfitness. Remember, she insistedme unfitne president was extraordinarily strong. U. S you insisted that president biden is extraordinarily strong where we are now. Do you have any regretsbout about what told the american people? no, not at all. Not all. . I have served with biden forden almost four years now. And i'll telfor l you, it's one. Of the greatest honors of my career. Truly. Americ he cares so deeply about the american people. Ane. Hehe so smart and so smart, sor smart. He had to drop out of the race r joe. But what if she's telling the truth? that to her, joe seems smartit, but that would mean she's a drooling idiot and bash just shrugs. But if she did anything else, and d make did any kamala look. And we know that that helps trump. And what h you do. When asked about the obvious coup against biden, you do it bidey hack does turn it into a family moment. Did it happen on a sunday? it was a sunday so it's here. I'll i'll give you a little too much information. Go for is no s there's no such thing. Madam vice president. Y was staying with us and including my baby nieces and we had just had pancakes. And, you know, auntie, can i have more bacon? yes, i'll make you more bacon. And thenre we were going to sit. We were sitting down to do a puzzle and the phone rang. And it was joe biden. Biden. And he told me what he had decided to and i asked him, are you sure? and he said yes. At least the kid got more bacon. I was on the edge of myy se seat aboutat. That bacon, who? since when does kamala give us to information? shs to e us no information. And when bash hit kamala on ever changing positions, os kamala insisted she hasn'tition spoiler alert she has. In 2019, you said, quote, there is no question i'm in favothrty of fracking. Fracking, as you know, is a pretty big issue, particularly in your must win state of pennsylvania. Do you still want to ban fracking? no, and i made that clea and i r on the debate stage in 2020 that i would not ban frackingan as vice president. I did not ban fracking as president. I will not ban fracking. We are in 2024 and i've not changed that position, nor will i going forward. I kept my word and i will keep my word. What made you change that position at the time? well, let's be clear. My values have not changed. That was clear. 29 says there's no question she'd ban fracking. Now she says she won't frackint fracking, but then she says her position hasn't changed. So what did di has notd the defn of fracking change to not fracking? because then everything she said makes senset. . It's classic kamala, a pile of platitudes sewn together like john wayne. Bob it's. Yeah. All right. P i think google it and listen to this sense. I have always believed and i have worked it, that themate climate crisis is real, that it is urgent matter to which we should apply metrics that include deolding ourselves to deadlines around time, deadlines, deadlines around time. You know, i suppose time. The deadlines that aren't based on time, but what is the significance of the past? it's a time, the significance of the passage of time, right?ea the significance of the passage of time. 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Ce t you continue whereo se, joe left off, jim, you have been. Following politics for decades. Very closely. Very closely. Have leigh, have you seen a race quite like this? and i don'uite likt kamala's ra. I mean, just the political. Well, i mean, i find her kind of entertaining, like we've all forgotten the supreme court, i call them soup co is a little bito to remember. I knew that would bond, but i did it anyway because i'm stupidd it i wrote it down. I'm like, nope, don't say it. And i said i it. T. Story of. My life. But we can't. Like, i don't mind when someone and as longtion as they're going to stick to it because we always complain that these they dig in on somethinhat theyin on sog and tv change. But her answer should have just been when they said, why have you changed your opiniou n? because i realize more people thought my position was wrongtet and i just like, i don't needy you to have integrity. Just do what people want you to do. Position exactly. I have changed my position on a lot of things and you just thin i think i was wrong. Yeah, that's all you got to say that people go, wow, why do we why are politicians not to sayan they think they're wrong on something? because we punisg on h for it. Like whenever if you admit that you're wrong about something, people don't justou admit you'rt go, oh, that was honest. We just try to kill you for it. You know, she's just she's very irritating and it's fun to watch her talking about riding the when it. She's vice president for the guy who sank it. Yeah. Yeah. Reg: oh, joey, i. You know, i'm inclined to ask you abouast waltz, because, you know, both of youroes are military heroes, though. Yeah. Yeah. I hesitate using your in his in the same sense because he did so much more to but well, to hear him tell it. Yes, exactly. It's a lot more. But he didn't do anything there. He reminded me of when you see on 60 minutes when they have like the head of a corporation and his lawyercorporat and the r is off on the side and the lawyer is just looking liklike e this at at his client, while like the being interviewed, he was just there in case, you know, she got sick or something. He all he did was i think he was there to make her look better. Yeah. She doesn't she has a likability problem and kind of always has. And so they bring him in and he's running this line about being coach and midwesternerdwesternthink ab buk about what he said. He said that i don't use goodonu grammaser. That was his. Yeah. Because people in the midwest are knowe midwesare knn for somm georgia. Let me tell you. You know, i sit there and i went ain't no way. He just said he was in combat, did he? and 's bad grammar. And i know that what he is, is he's a liar. N tv and you can't admit that on tv. But he even i think he even he didn't really directly answere did no whole dwi thing. He kind of just skirted past that he's talked about his kid and his dog well, and bash offered it up in a civil place. T she she coupled a couple of things together so he could if else ifgo somewhereha you watched the whole thing. She she she led them to their answer when she the hard question and kat she didn't do exactly what you predicted they wouldn't do. No followup question. Not even. What did you mean by that? i know mea she she did do one we she asked her, what would you do on day one? and she asked her that again. Right. That that was i mean, again, not exactly the levelex of combativenessactly had whene was talking to j. D. Vance, but something but i'm also the comment doesn't seem to know what tmi is. Yeah, i in my experience, because in my experience, tmi, abouone says, sorry, tmi, they're either talking about behavior or. Yes. Or like other bodily fluids. So i was like, where's the tmi. If the kids themselves from the baker tmi, we that tmi. But like i was i worked with some kids that, wanted pancakes and bacon is not tmi and nobody up. Yeah, that is true. I mean, what what would be tmi? i meanwould be, my goodness. I mean, tmi. Y. I had breakfast today. Yeah, exactl y. Sorry for the demise. Let me get wrote a whole book on tmi. I mean, she she's an expert queen of tmi, chapter five. Yeah. Xt one t yeah. I got one to believe. Conv i would love to seeer a conversation between kamala and you. And she goes, tmharrisi had pans ,and you go, tmi at a had a colostomy. Yea h. Ileostomy. But yeah, ileostomy. Excuse me. Omy an yeah. I get confused between colostomy and ileostomy. I could grabd omy. . That would be tmi, kyra. Whaw that'e s all we got afterit s waiting 30 days. I think i said it best. I think we've seen. T and heard enough. Yeah. Even tell yourself. Yeah, i think i've said it best. i. And no one else is going to touch that. When you lie when you about breakfast. Okay. Okay. There were i was makingcakes. Pancakes and then they asked for bacon and then we played a puzzle. Yes. Kitchen table. Doelieve l you okay? nobody of all the foods in the world, when there's pancakes and sirup, you don'tou have pen and paper and puzzles next to it. That is sonext to true. And not greece. It's not tmi. It's ala my lie and much information. That's what that is. But she's it's so bad that when you have to say when someone and it was multiple choice questionhoics there was like its like they were playing goose bumps where was telling them, picture a pic, don't go behind me, you could die. So it's just one of the worst interviews i've ever is. Shame on here. But this is cnn and it's sad that you can go in a place no oe