this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
greg: trump put out a very trumpy statement, quote, the democrats have lied, cheated, stolen in the obsession with trying to get trump. we re going to throw every last one of these crooked democrats out of office so we can make america great again. now, as for stormy daniels, which is not her real name, by the way, since the news broke, she s making a killing selling team stormy merch calendars t-shirts lingerie and as a bonus each item comes with a free bag you can put over her head. i mean, let s be honest. so what s this all mean? well brag vowed he would do this if elected so it s pure politics but he has no idea what he did. he s like a suicide bomber who just blew up his own party and that party is the democrats. of course the peed i can t is giddy and why wouldn t they be
Travel. pr exec who is a u-conn fan contacted delta so now he gets to sit in a seat with a harness and traveling to the final four. also in attendance at this game will be the u-conn head coach who reports say has worn the same dragon em blazed bookers for every game of the tournament so far he will continue to wear them saturday when the team u-conn huskies plays the miami hurricanes. their coach jim laganella will be going commando and i believe we have an image of it. there we go [cheers and applause] greg: why boxers? i mean . tyrus: that s what you got out of that story? greg: yes. todd: that s the take away. tyrus: what is in that coffee mug. greg: why not pick something that s not so close to uranus. todd: i asked your team to blur out the crotch of miami
greg: didn t you tell me once how old are you in that picture? kat: 21 years snead that the manager used to hit on you all the team? kat: that was at my pizza and grinder shop job. i was only 16 then. greg: you look crazy kat: how would you feel riding your bike to your job at boston market after you graduated college? [laughter] kat: it was real touch and go for a while. greg: but now you re here kat: yep. greg: if only that person there knew that. i don t know. up next is this donor a die monday for sharing too much what the hell everyday can help. metamucil s psyllium fiber gels to trap and remove the waste that weighs you down and also helps lower cholesterol and slows sugar absorption to promote healthy blood sugar levels. so you can feel lighter and more energetic. lighten every day the metamucil way.