this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
Coach jim laganella and you focus on dan hurley s boxers. greg: i think it s weird a typical guy. that s the excuse why i m not changing my boxers. come up with something more creative. kat, what s going on in michigan? kat: okay, not much. so i m not from cleveland, but i decided to pretend to be from cleveland because this bus driver is no longer a bus driver after this. greg: why, what happened? kat: we have a video, yeah. i m sick of you i m sick of all of this [bleep] i m done with it. emma going to start kicking some serious [bleep]. do you hear me? yes. my butt s going to be so far up your [bleep] it s going to [bleep]. i m done with you. greg: tell me, what happened? who is this? what s going on kat: to be clear that was a school bus driver, no longer. but i think that she has like a career elsewhere, you know?
Travel. pr exec who is a u-conn fan contacted delta so now he gets to sit in a seat with a harness and traveling to the final four. also in attendance at this game will be the u-conn head coach who reports say has worn the same dragon em blazed bookers for every game of the tournament so far he will continue to wear them saturday when the team u-conn huskies plays the miami hurricanes. their coach jim laganella will be going commando and i believe we have an image of it. there we go [cheers and applause] greg: why boxers? i mean . tyrus: that s what you got out of that story? greg: yes. todd: that s the take away. tyrus: what is in that coffee mug. greg: why not pick something that s not so close to uranus. todd: i asked your team to blur out the crotch of miami