this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
greg: trump put out a very trumpy statement, quote, the democrats have lied, cheated, stolen in the obsession with trying to get trump. we re going to throw every last one of these crooked democrats out of office so we can make america great again. now, as for stormy daniels, which is not her real name, by the way, since the news broke, she s making a killing selling team stormy merch calendars t-shirts lingerie and as a bonus each item comes with a free bag you can put over her head. i mean, let s be honest. so what s this all mean? well brag vowed he would do this if elected so it s pure politics but he has no idea what he did. he s like a suicide bomber who just blew up his own party and that party is the democrats. of course the peed i can t is giddy and why wouldn t they be