this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
Vacationing real estate agents. very strange. anyway, do you agree that this is a political persecution? do you have any new thoughts on this matter? will: wow, that s a challenge, new thoughts because everyone said everything i m going to say about this. greg: exactly. will: i think that maybe the most useful thing to do is step outside of ourselves here and hear it from the other side and what they re saying is, quote, unquote, no one is above the law. greg: right. will: what they fail to recognize is that alvin bragg is beyond the law. this is a misdemeanor charge which stats statute of limitation expired four years ago so it has other motivations. the new thing to your challenge is that of nancy pelosi. it is a easy to laugh it away as a statement of an old lady but it s not it s the philosophical underpinning of not just the last five years get trump he s guilty find the evidence later but it is how they view the justice system guilty until proven innocent. greg: todd
Sadly it was sold out like i am. then the boomstick burger two feet long filled with nolan ryan beef instead of hotdog. what todd? that s a direct quote, todd. it s nolan ryan beef, two feet worth. it s burger instead of hotdog topped by chili cheese onion rings and jalapenos greg: jesus. tyrus: that and your vagina record, you re going to have a good time. greg: how about bathrooms do they have in that stadium? will: a lot and not lines very civilized. greg: that s interesting because a lot of that stuff would go right through me. will: yeah. so what do you pick? greg: i d definitely go with the burger. i would shove that down my throat so fast. will: as opposed to two feet of nolan ryan.
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Or was that the electrodes attached to my nipples? why did i leave that line in there? the english language unity act would also require official government functions like public proceedings to be in english. and an english language test for immigrants to become naturalized as citizens, most countries have official languages and most us states have english as theirs. sadly some instiff on speaking their own language. america s a nation that can be designed in a single world. afutuffuf greg: todd, do you think we need this? i mean, we just talked about, in a topic, people, media, politicians can t even decide what a woman is. how are we going to agree to an official language? that s going to cause civil war at this point. todd: the left also likes to make up their own words.