[cheering and applause] greg: very good. I can see for review that would be perfect in my van. Happy tuesday everyone. According to a new report the harris campaign is asking reporters who they think kamala should talk to. And already they have suggested this hardhitting journalist. [laughter] greg: meta ceo amidst government pressure facebook to suppress covid19 content. If only they had suppressed this instead. [laughter] greg: the parents of the dead trump shooter have hired a top pittsburgh law firm apparently they answered an ad asking have you ever been injured on a slanted roof, does not sound like that? since returning to to many schools are facing bans on scent cell phone use during the day making it even harder to arrange a time with teachers for. [laughter] the concern comes after a study found that the average teenager it receives 273 cell phone notifications per day. And those are all just from this guy. [laughter] greg: james carville says a more humane country where of i
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greg: monologue time. after jeff flake s anti-trump speech, the press responded just how you would expect, as impeachment sheep. if he is dangerous to democracy, as you say, should he be removed from office? there s a way congress can change this. do you think congress should be pursuing every avenue to get president trump out of office? senator, is there a difference in your mind between a president who, these are your words, undermines our democratic ideals and has a flagrant disregard for the truth and decency and a president who is unfit to hold the office? are words enough, senator? what should you and your colleagues be doing? greg: it is positively pavlovian. you can t blame the media for asking a question. flake pretty much demanded a revolt against trump. yet when asked, flake flakes. i don t think any of those remedies are justified. i don t want to go down that