[cheering and applause] greg: very good. I can see for review that would be perfect in my van. Happy tuesday everyone. According to a new report the harris campaign is asking reporters who they think kamala should talk to. And already they have suggested this hardhitting journalist. [laughter] greg: meta ceo amidst government pressure facebook to suppress covid19 content. If only they had suppressed this instead. [laughter] greg: the parents of the dead trump shooter have hired a top pittsburgh law firm apparently they answered an ad asking have you ever been injured on a slanted roof, does not sound like that? since returning to to many schools are facing bans on scent cell phone use during the day making it even harder to arrange a time with teachers for. [laughter] the concern comes after a study found that the average teenager it receives 273 cell phone notifications per day. And those are all just from this guy. [laughter] greg: james carville says a more humane country where of institutionalized rfk jr. By now. That's rich coming from a guy who is a daily breakfast consists of three mice and a side of chipmunks. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him i say. Talk about is offering its restaurants and the option of not serving breakfast meeting beloved menu items like breakfast burritos and crime traps may no longer be available. It's part of the new plan to prevent people from [bleep] themselves before noon. [laughter] greg: the cast a baywatch reunited this week for the premier of a new documentary about the show. David housel off and pamela anderson did not show up but the rest united for a group photo at the event. [laughter] greg: a man who claims to have the world's largest size it cost causes him to get dangerously lightheaded when he gets aroused. Forcefully doctors can. . . [laughter] greg: terrible. [laughter] greg: monologue time this story will make it matter then the view without the morning oats. In a letter to the house judiciary committee marks on a break amidst the biden white house quote repeatedly pressured facebook to remove posts that did not toe the party line. During the covid19 pandemic for example you cannot censored for having an opinion the white house did not like. Perhaps it something completely crazy like wondering if the virus might have come from the virus a lab. How could that happen? crazy right? all this was under the guise of curbing misinformation. But we knew it was just to shut us up. And now the immense we were right. He says quote end. 21 officials on the biden administration including the white house repeatedly pressured our teams for months to censor certain covid19 content including humour and satire. It continues i believe the government pressure was wrong i regret that we were not the more outspoken. And were ready to push back if this happens again. Right. Last time i heard a promise not reliable it was one kudlow told me there were no cameras in the motel room. The censorship was also applied to hunter biden's laptop. He also writes quote the fbi warned us about a potential russian this info operation about the biden family in the lead up to the 2020 election. How clever that fall when receipt new york post new york post story reporting on corruption allegations involving democratic nominee joe biden's family we said that story to quote factchecker is for review and temporarily demoted it. It since been made clear that the reporting was not russian this information and in retrospect we cannot have demoted the story. We changed our policies and processes to make sure this does not happen again. And nancy below skis face is biodegradable. This is a huge story. The white house pressured the company to censor freespeech on behalf of the president's family. And that censorship has a direct affect on an alaska election and people's rights. If you were to disobey heico lost your job. He deftly would've been ashamed. Mostly everyone obeyed because they did not want to the trouble. They were even pressured to censor jokes which shows you that under that misinformation ruse they were out to capture all dissent not disinformation. And now he wished he could've fought back. All really? with his money, and his attack he could've groan his own pair of calls. [applause] greg: what in contrast to elon musk instead of buckling to political pressure he took over twitter and turned it into a wonderful chaotic of her freespeech. While facebook turned into a graveyard for meat loaf recipes and poems about your aunts cats. With x he exposed political hoaxes and kept the real story like biden's cognitive decline from getting buried by bots. If mas cannot bought twitter he likely would've never seen that iconic photo of trumping shot a photo that facebook mistakingly censored. As one, tided a violated the first member of the other protected and who doesn't need to hate the guy was doing there [bleep] job for them. So think of all the endless mockery directed at people who ended up being right. The people denigrated by the crew and lemons in the mat has. These bright brains are called you crazy, when you are the canaries in the coal mine. Think of what they were round wrong on that you are right on. The border, crime, hunters laptop, government censorship, the lab late, trans surgery for kids, foreign wars, dui, and jay load divorcing. And now they say they are burnt banning abortion the economy is fine and the election system is perfect? this is texas just removed 1 million dead people from of older rules. Is he saying people who are currently telling us that kamala is too smart for words, her words. Which is why she didn't say any. So now zuckerberg apologizes is great but the government will not need that will the millet mediate which is why trump points and he better he need to investigate. The corruption, the collusion, follow the money analyse. Because one trumpet said the media is the enemy of the people it spooked them. And this is what they did. And now they're terrified so can you imagine what they will do next. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guest she made her mark with decades of stark candidate. Kennedy. Puts a fun and tack to get refund. Rider and comedian. He looks like the guy who would smoke a cigarette at his own funeral. Comedian gym. And they called him of the goats because he has so many kids. Bestselling author. Kennedy i was reading this and i realized that the white house warned facebook of the laptop a story as diff information before came out. Which then compelled facebook to suppress it. That's an insanely brilliant. Were here to let you know this big story will break about jo's kids as russian disinformation so you have to want a banner. That's not's. The whole story is insane it goes to show you what the climate was like in a 2020. But also there's been so much reporting since then and they've asked the voters would this have changed your vote if you knew that that story was real? a lot of people and a lot of critical states said absolutely yes, it would. I don't trust mark zuckerberg because he does the same thing every time he goes before congress. We are really sorry, are going to do better next time, if we had known then what we know now. It's like my kids. I now how guilt that's my guilty they are based on how to find that they are. So when the ask me ask too much i know there's a lab in the bedroom. So when i find a smirnov ice bottle cap, i know that all there is is a smirnov ice bottle camp but if i get all we are absolutely right i really should be more thoughtful next time i'm like that said bring in the d. A. Because i know that cooking up something so i know whenever he's off he skating and so much worse than what he's admitting right now and what he's planning on doing in the future to make sure trump does not get reelected. [applause] greg: it's worse than i can imagine. Joe much like your site. I mean your comedy set not your glorious pets. Do you agree with kennedy that is where things to come? i think it's strange how mark zuckerberg asked like we'll do better than snacks and there's no pandemic during an election. Okay. When is at scheduled for? is not coming up? that any acts like my hands were tied. Who else were you supposed to talk to on facebook? are we supposed to talk to tom for myspace? this is very serious. Like kennedy said people could have changed their votes and they should have had the opportunity to see that and it's not just about hunter biden run around this is about him peddling influence from being the president's son or the vice president's son of the two make money and then you move and what they do with covid it wasn't enough they did not let you talk about it, you had to be humiliated and blocked for them to say, horse medicine are you a horse? we take penicillin are you a cow? humans and animals take a lot of the same medicine because they work. They give it to women who are nine months pregnant that's how low and side effects it is and when you bring that up chris soap what he said about rogan and then basically denying it. And then he took. And then use that with immediate did with joe robert when they had to show the picture of him tinted green like the incredible hulk. They must be sick from all the horse. How ironic that it turned chris into and asked. The horses as. [applause] you seem like the type who goes on facebook late at night looks up old exgirlfriend what's her name, find that what they're doing. You look for the ones that are really down on their luck. And they put their relationship status accompanied i'm like i have a shot now. I've been off facebook for ten years ever since one of my good friends did not talk to me for three months because he poked me and i did not poke him back. I said i'm done with this. [laughter] greg: aren't you angry you're in the entertainment industry that people tell you that you're wrong on a lot of these things but you been vindicated, we knew this bleakly was going on and now it's like they act like we were mocked on everyone of these issues and we've been vindicated. It comes out three years later. Three years later the truth comes out. The laptop this and zuckerberg is a liar like they said they censored the trump like a month ago. Sorry we thought it was ai or whatever. He is a liar. You want to censor staff at centre people posting pictures of their food on facebook. I've had enough of that. I don't care about your salad. Greg: why do people feel compelled to do that, to take a picture of their food as if look what's going into my stomach soon it will be cc. They should take a picture side by side of the food going in and then after it's done. Before and after. Before and after. That should be the tiktok a challenge. Show me your food show me your and then we'll talk. Not that i'm into that. Are not. Don't send me pictures of. At po box 1316. College station, texas. I don't know why i said that. We know why. Greg: aren't you angry at this? this part know because the part that upsets me is the willingness to abuse people who supported us. Their willingness to allow ai pages me to send ai picked as a money. If i wrote i agree with president trumbull not i will be blocked if they continue to do it and they continue to do it now. And even when i don't have a facebook page, and i can tell you from my standup shows we have, i get more calls from people who bite fake tickets are more women i had assigned a call up and say why is it tyrus not calling might mom back, i said which could assist. All laughing aside, people who can't afford money are being told, like i said they could stop this one about the sex trafficking what about people pretending to be you are me. 13 your goal says, hey, i have a special concert at my house is big and here's the address don't tell anyone. And people will do that. So [bleep] him, he knows what it is. The storm is coming he was not complicit he was not being told by the fbi [bleep] back. He was sitting with him at the table saying what you want me to do? on not falling for this, apologize for what squeak how about you check to every person that got robbed talking to fake and served as. Why don't you do that and she was something. But he's not. It's a good point. I have people present pretending to be me all the time. That's what i tell the authorities. Ai version of me, the interview i am doing, hey, guys this is my new facebook page, send money here. I don't have facebook i left facebook once demonstrate forms and started. I don't have time for this. Again that complicit. If it was a liberal who is doing it they jump all over. This is a fake account. They purposely want this information running through us they want contempt, we lose the pants they call us crooks, because it's real to them and the hated. That's why they're not return my calls. Speed also fake rachel. Spent there would not be a fake rachel. They get rid of that like that. But there would be a fake waters and you're talking to the real one my sympathies. [laughter] [applause] greg: up next kamala debates or south kamala debates or south prices on th e shelf. [applause] e! () evan, my guy! you're helping them with savings, right? () i wish i had someone like evan when i started. Somebody just got their first debit card! ice cream on you? ooo, tacos! i got you. Wait hold on, don't you owe me money? what?! your money is a part of your community, so your bank should be too. Like, chase! [applause] greg: thank you. I'm going to thank everyone of you after this show. No i'm not. Is a time to embarrass the lady named harris? our video other day as an antikamala ad from team mouat drum showing how kamala is so dense she can actually lose an argument with herself. Had it. Everyday prices are too high, food, rent, gas, backtoschool close, biden makes. A cost for 2% more today, ground beef is up almost 50%. There's not much left at the end of the month. It is working. The price of housing has gone up. It feels so hard to be able to get ahead. We are proud of it biden makes. [applause] greg: joe that's exactly what you have to do. Because of the fact is she is running from her passed. She is literally running from her passed she's running for office and running away from herself do you find yourself doing that? sometimes you can't run away from your past i called days, they were going to act like joe biden was never present. When obama went up and set we can take four more years of this. About trump he's gone for three and a half years? i would love to see kamala debate herself but both sides can't agree on which mike should be turned off. It's pretty crazy because her most popular policies the only one she sent it that was the price controls and that everyone freaked out about that. The most popular stuff is rehashing term think it's the border wall. Fighting crime. I will not be surprised if she denies sleeping with stormy daniels. [applause] she can't deny. Speed of how he denied sending out magical. I