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COM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah July 12, 2024

Noah. Trevor so, election day is over, but because its 2020, election week has just begun. And that means its time for more election coverage in our continuing segment votegasm 2020 the awkward day after. Lets kick it off with really the only news right now. Joe biden looks like hes on president of the United States. At the time im saying this, he has leading in enough states to win the whole thing, and it may even be declared tonight. In fact, you might even know, watching this right now, if the election is over. And if you do, dont tell me no spoilers i like this feeling of stress. Now, this is all happening after a chaotic, nervewracking Election Night that featured all sorts of weird moments, predictions flipping left and right, ballots being delivered with a police escort, Steve Kornackis khaki butt. But maybe whats ....

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COM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah July 11, 2024

Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid maps. Right now the midwest is blood meets fire engine but the east coast is only at pothead eyes. I see what corona did, it waited for us to be distracted by the election and, boom snuck into our lungs. How joey snuck into n sync, they were so focused on the dance moves they didnt realize the bus driver jointed the group. Its gotten so bad even utah is under mask mandate. You know its bad even when mormons are using protection. Thats the bad news. I promised you the good news, too. The news we have been waiting for pfizer said its vaccine candidate was more than 90 effective in early testing. Dr. Anthony fauci called the news extraordinary, he also says there are likely to be other effective vaccines coming soon. The news from pfizer was even better than expected. I would have been very satisfie ....

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COM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah July 11, 2024

Joes, and best believe people will be angry that joe is but really deep down inside they are happy because people love having a reason to not workout. I mean not me, yesterday i was planning to work out but then i had to cancel because i think i have got a cramp in my ear lobe, i just dont want to risk it, but to put it in perspective n some states the coronavirus positive iterate is around 50 right now. So if you live in south dakota or iowa, look at the person to your left, now the person to the your right, why are you sitting between two people, you are going to get coronavirus. So yes, coronavirus is getting worse and worse as the winter months arrive. And with things spiraling out of control just in time for the holidays, the cdc has issued new geud lines for how families can have a safe thanksgiving. To which some families are saying mind your own goddam business. Experts saying half of all americans plan to travel for the holidays, going against those new cdc guide lines which r ....

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DW Global 3000 July 11, 2024

And it was also the dawn of a new teen sensation. There were some nasty surprises in store for of all people byron. While the coach of Germanys National side already knows theyll be no turning around their anything but happy ending to the year dimanche, up to record their heaviest defeat in almost 90 years. Surely for byron, thered be no more clowning around this time. Not for manual noir, and at least it wasnt as farcical a show for him this time around. As for the rest of the circus, among the top teams lights again showed theyre not that comfortable on the road. Labor cusa now seem capable of prevailing in games that pose a challenge as we dortmund nuff said with begin with the Biggest Surprise of the weekend, which left Thomas Milner unusually quiet. Finds germany internationals looked anything but jaded followin ....

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COM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah July 12, 2024

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