Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid maps. Right now the midwest is blood meets fire engine but the east coast is only at pothead eyes. I see what corona did, it waited for us to be distracted by the election and, boom snuck into our lungs. How joey snuck into n sync, they were so focused on the dance moves they didnt realize the bus driver jointed the group. Its gotten so bad even utah is under mask mandate. You know its bad even when mormons are using protection. Thats the bad news. I promised you the good news, too. The news we have been waiting for pfizer said its vaccine candidate was more than 90 effective in early testing. Dr. Anthony fauci called the news extraordinary, he also says there are likely to be other effective vaccines coming soon. The news from pfizer was even better than expected. I would have been very satisfie
Trevor right now the coronavirus is giving us good and bad news, like getting laid at the family reunion. Lets get straight to the bad news. Were passing a staggering 10 million covid 19 infections, the highest in any nation. Past week, 74 americans were diagnosed every minute. Countries across europe are struggling to keep covid 19 at bay. France has reported its highly daily death toll since the start of the second wave, and the weekly death toll in england and wales has jumped by 41 , sur surpassing 1,000 for the first time in june. In utah overcrowding intensive care units forcing the governor to declare a new state of emergency. I am placing the entire state of utah under a mask mandate until further notice. Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid maps. Right now the midwest is blood meets fire engine but the east coast is only at
Somewhere in the world this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor right now the coronavirus is giving us good and bad news, like getting laid at the family reunion. Lets get straight to the bad news. Were passing a staggering 10 million covid 19 infections, the highest in any nation. Past week, 74 americans were diagnosed every minute. Countries across europe are struggling to keep covid 19 at bay. France has reported its highly daily death toll since the start of the second wave, and the weekly death toll in england and wales has jumped by 41 , sur surpassing 1,000 for the first time in june. In utah overcrowding intensive care units forcing the governor to declare a new state of emergency. I am placing the entire state of utah under a mask mandate until further notice. Trevor thats right. Corona is blowing up in europe and america again. In fact, its rampaging across the western world so hard that scientists have had to invent new shades of red for the covid ma
As you go forward on your journey to kindergarten and beyond, you will be well served by the lessons youve learned here its important to share. Dont eat paste. And if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat. I wish i could tell you things will get easier and life will be nothing but crayons and baby carrots, but soon you will have to learn valuable lessons like how to use scissors with pointy tips. And, trust me, its always funny until someone loses an eye, and, even then, sometimes amusing. In closing, i would like to end by paraphrasing my character sebastien de valmont from dangerous liaisons, a story about a man in 18th century france engaging in multiple affairs your future is beyond my control. Congratulations, class of 2020. Ill be accepting tips and macaroni necklaces via venmo. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight no mask, dont tell. Plus stephen welcomes Vice President joe biden. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape fr
State announces which candidate will be receiving their delegates, its just a bunch of people shouting in an arena while wearing the worlds dumbest hats, but this year they mixed things up and did roll call from a picturesque or meaningful location in each state. And ive got to say, i thought this was a much more interesting way to do it. I mean, you got to see people in front of cows or on the beach or locked outside their house. And while many of the people in the videos were party activists, some recognizable faces popped up, too, like amy klobuchar, representing minnesota from the banks of the mississippi river; or mayor pete buttigieg, beaming in live from the men in black headquarters. And my favorite by far was watching everyone hype up their state. Ohio casts 20 votes for Bernie Sanders and 120 vote for the next president , joe biden. Tennessee became the 36th and deciding state to ratify the 19th amendment, granting women the right to vote. Tennessee casts 23 votes for Bernie