Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their dad can dunk President Trump was presented with the official Space Force Flag on friday man, just look at him. Hes happier than hes been in years. He looks like he just found out he is not the father he looks like a 12yearold standing next to the rock. Though i do feel bad for the flag because we all know where this is headed new york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he has ordered the police to stop people from partying outside bars amid the coronavirus pandemic though if de blasio really
Said, quote, what in gods name is he doing . Where where have you been, joe . Joe biden is like your friend who wants to watch your favorite tv show with you but didnt see the first season what . Hes making meth i thought this fellow was a High School Teacher did he breaks bad . Yeah. Oh. Former Vice President joe biden held a Virtual Campaign event on monday with the asianamericana and Pacific Islanders victory fund and said that he has nicknamed President Trump president tweety because of his affinity for sending tweets. So we take you live now to President Trumps resignation speech whats that . Oh, hes not resigning why . Oh, because its a super lame nickname and melania calls him worse things in her sleep . Oh, i cant go live because i filmed this on an ipad five hours ago . Hows the future, by the way is anything any better oh, a little bit worse okay well, see you soon President Trump said yesterday hes taken an unproven antimalarial drug as, quote, an additional level of safety.
Michelle dockery musical guest Gary Clark Jr. And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy welcome to the tonight show at home edition. Everybody, thank you so much for being here it is wednesday. Oh yeah, man thats what im talking about. Actually, its almost thursday, basically. So its thursday, kind of. You gettin that vibe . You gettin that vibe from me . Cool, cool, cool all right, lets get to some news here everybody. Tomorrow, President Trump will be visiting a ford plant in michigan that requires facemasks, but trump said hes not sure if hell wear one trump actually loves ford, especially cause the f in the logo sort of looks like his air. I think trump might be a little disappointed when he gets to the ford factory cause once he walks in, hes gonna be like, when i asked to see the new models this is not what i meant. Well guys, the election is coming up, and everyones debating mailin voting. Republicans are worried old people wi
Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. So, well, first of all, we documented the pregnancy, and thats right, joe biden appeared making a special i loved on snapchats daily political Jerry Seinfelds comedian show yesterday seth yes, great film they were only able to tell it creating his special. Was joe biden from the thumbprint and so its kind of like that if he had been pregnant and we dont know that he the fbi has seized the cell wasnt, actually phone of republican senator seth thats true alexander hammer richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he yes, he directed it and is used information from a editing it coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. He edited beyonces its also incriminating that homecoming. Right after the meeting, he he is really, like, creating it signed up for netflix and hulu and shaping it and were really proud of it and we hope people like it so, he knew something was seth i cant wait to see that coming i cant look at that, just ac
Studies that show the medication has no proven benefits for coronavirus patients and maybe he is taking it, but this sounds like when the cops pull you over and you admit to having a couple of beers so they dont find all the weed and cocaine in your glove compartment. Yeah, just a little hydroxy after work with the guys i live close to here. Thats right, President Trump said yesterday that hes been taking hydroxychloroquine to protect himself from the coronavirus, and told a reporter hes, quote, not going to get hurt by it, its been around for 40 years. Come on, man, you know better than anyone that just because somethings been around for 40 years doesnt mean its good. President trump tweeted yesterday that fox news has more antitrump people than ever. And claimed hes, quote, looking for a new outlet. A new outlet where . No outlet praises you more thats like meryl streep complaining about how the oscars treat her. New york mayor bill de blasio said yesterday that he expects the city t