Michelle dockery musical guest Gary Clark Jr. And the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. And now, heres jimmy. Jimmy welcome to the tonight show at home edition. Everybody, thank you so much for being here it is wednesday. Oh yeah, man thats what im talking about. Actually, its almost thursday, basically. So its thursday, kind of. You gettin that vibe . You gettin that vibe from me . Cool, cool, cool all right, lets get to some news here everybody. Tomorrow, President Trump will be visiting a ford plant in michigan that requires facemasks, but trump said hes not sure if hell wear one trump actually loves ford, especially cause the f in the logo sort of looks like his air. I think trump might be a little disappointed when he gets to the ford factory cause once he walks in, hes gonna be like, when i asked to see the new models this is not what i meant. Well guys, the election is coming up, and everyones debating mailin voting. Republicans are worried old people will be confused by a a new system, while democrats are worried young people wont know how to mail a letter. Check this out i saw that the nfl is testing helmets that have an n95 facemask built into them and if that works, football will be completely safe. People are talking about this. Last night in chicago, the willis tower lost power and it looked like it had a face. Take a look. That tower looks like its got a pretty serious case of resting building face. That looks like every lego, hiding in the dark, waiting for me to step on it some tv news Kristen Cavallari announced that she is ending her reality show very cavallari. Its very sad, earlier today on the e network, the exclamation point was changed to a somber period this went viral this week. Apparently chuck e. Cheese realized that nobody was ordering their pizza as takeout. So they changed their name on delivery apps to pasquallys pizza, after a member of their robotic band i guess theres a member called pasqually. So pasquallys pizza, they basically tried to trick people into ordering chuck e. Cheese. Well today, we found out theyre not the only ones. Check out this commercial i just saw stop searching for the next culinary revelation and experience the excellence, taste the magnificence indulge in the elegance at grimaces bistro, available on delivery apps or the drive through. Jimmy looks pretty good, actually i just saw that for the summer, absolut unveiled the new line of readytodrink vodka sodas. Cause that was always the problem with vodka sodas they took way too much time to make you got to put the vodka and the soda sometimes you do the soda instead of the vodka you do the vodka and the soda. Soda, vodka. Soda, you do the soda. This is crazy. A Grocery Store in missouri had apparently replaced all the items at their salad bar with tiny liquor bottles. Take a look at this. The hard part was picking up the liquor bottles with the salad tongs. They also renamed the sneeze guard to the puke roof. Check this out i saw that the Belmont Stakes is now scheduled to take place before the kentucky derby. Racing fans were outraged, while the horses continue to have no idea whats going on guys, thats our monologue right there. We have an awesome show tonight. Anthony anderson is here tonight. Michelle dockery is here, and of course, we have great, great music from Gary Clark Jr hey, everyone. Its wednesday, which means its time for what are you doing wednesday. Jimmy these are videos that ive seen online that you guys are all making cause were all inside and doing something, trying to be creative. I think these are my favorite videos ive seen this week so thank you keep making videos and ill find them. This first one is from maryland its a restaurant. They thought of a fun way for diners to socially distance. Check it out jimmy its all fun and games until barb gets bumped into the lake. This next one is from kpakster. They were bored during quarantine so he and a friend made up a a game with a broken walgreens sign check this out wal greens. Greens wal greens. Wal greens. Greens wal greens. Wal greens. Wal greens. Wal wal. Greens. Wal jimmy walg they did that for eight hours. This next ones from kate sibbick she invented a game to keep both her and her kids busy check this out [ video game music ] [ bell rings ] [ toy squeaks [ toy squeaks jimmy ah, i like that one tiny mole. It was like a bonus mole that got in there cute that was great now get out and let your get dad under there, and get me a real hammer. This last one is ashleycacioppos dad got a little too immersed in his Virtual Reality plank experience watch this oh, oh, he did. [ tv crashes ] oh, my. Jimmy oh, oh, my mom, mom, the tv broke dad. There you go, everybody. That was what are you doing wednesday. Thank you so much. As you know, were always striving to get better here at the tonight show. Harder, better, faster, stronger so we have a suggestion box, where you can mail in suggestions. Tells us what you like about the show or things you want us to see us change, or something you want to see us do. So lets look tonight into the audience suggestion box. Jimmy okay lets get to our first suggestion here. This first one is from peter roth he says, hey jimmy, i love that you have a slide. Is there any way you can take the audience for a ride . I dont see why not. Lets head to the slide. All right. Here we go [ Running Water [ waves that was fun lets get to some more suggestions. Okay, this one is from etta smith thank you, etta. She says, hey jimmy, ive had a lot of fun going through all my old Vinyl Records while im at home. You should share some of yours on the show thats a great idea my record player is right over here i found this vinyl from the guessmen, they were this group from the 60s california like folk group and their whole bit was that theyd try to guess what the future would be. And they were pretty good at it, lets take a listen. No one knows exactl what the future will bring but heres an educated guess so if you know the words then sing that in the year 202 well all be insid watching tv on our phones and passing the tim and well talk on the zoom where we video chat thats a Computer Program but well call it an app well buy toilet paper from a cyber bookstore and when someon we dont lik says i will just hit ignore doja cat hits number on with her song sayso and a man named jimmy fallon will host the tonight show jimmy pretty good. But say so is actually by doja cat featuring nicki minaj nice try, idiots this one is from alan thomas he says, hey jimmy, ive been trying to get my husband nick to watch ozark with me during quarantine i think if you watched the first 10 seconds of the pilot and told him it was good, hed trust your opinion would you . Yeah, i can do that. Its good. Lets get another suggestion here this one is from jen clinton she says, hey jimmy, during quarantine a lot of celebrities have been showing us the insides of their refrigerators can we see yours . Sure, i guess that would be okay lets head over to the fridge. Yeah, just some squash, a couple tomatoes, a jar of jam. Normal stuff sorry its so boring this one is from Lindsay Richardson she says, hey jimmy, it seems like people often forget theyre on camera now that everyones on zoom. Yeah i noticed that too check out a little footage from earlier today, our writers meeting. Something pretty funny jmy hers coming up. Weve got to think of some summer ideas if you dont mind normally, summer starts in june, but for a lot of people, summer is starting in july you know so maybe theres some barbecue bits or Something Likes to grill, you know, or Something Like that . Or somebody who like, likes to swim but is afraid of putting on trunks. You know, lets try to brainstorm and, whoa, whoa, guys, hold on one second, becky, becky yeah. Jimmy are you wearing two different types of earring oh, my gosh, i am oh, my gosh. [ laughter ] oh. Oh, busted. Thats so embarrassing. Jimmy youre not going to live that down anytime soon. This one is from Phyllis Caputo she says, hey jimmy, you remember that song girls chase boys by Ingrid Michaelson i do, i love that song it was great it got pretty popular in 2014. But no one ever announced the singers name underwater can you announce her name underwater . Oh yeah, id be happy to all right here we go Ingrid Michaelson well be right back with more of the tonight show where will you go first . Will it be familiar streets . Or perhaps unknown roads . Wherever you may go, lexus will welcome you back with exceptional offers. Find a lexus for every road at lexus. Com experience amazing at your lexus dealer. vo at verizon, were giving those who serve our best pricing ever. 30 per line for all nurses, teachers, first responders, military, and their families. Plus, up to 700 off the oneplus 8. Because the people we rely on deserve a network they can rely on. Jimmy welcome back, everyone Anthony Anderson has been a friend of mine for a bunch of years now. We got a chance to catch up. Here is Anthony Anderson look at that beard look at that guy. Wait, ah whats going on, baby. Jimmy oh look at that one. Hey, this is for me, just call me black moses. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats like a rick ross. Thats like a oh, man, thats a good beard, man is that a quarantine beard oh, you know what it can be classified as that, but jimmy, when we broke for hiatus this year, we actually wrapped the friday before all hell broke loose my intent was just to travel the world playing golf for four months and grow my beard and [ bleep ] then the covid happened, so that nixed the golf and traveling part. So, ive just been growing my beard like i said. And i was just going to grow it until i went back to work in august jimmy wow. So, youre doing everything but the golf everything. Golfing just opened up in california, so now im playing a couple times a week. Jimmy yo, come on how are they doing it . Youre not allowed to touch the pins, right . Is that correct . Yeah no, they have donuts in the bottom of the cup with the flag still in them so the ball doesnt go all the way in. Its halfway out you dont touch the pins you grab your ball, wash your hands if you got your disinfectant with you, and thats it. But yeah, weve been having fun. Speaking of golf, i know you remember this. Jimmy wait oh, my wait, zoom in. Oh, my gosh. Dude, thats where was that the first thats where we first met, right thats where we met you and [ bleep ]. The thickest cardigan ive ever seen a golfer wear in the desert in 110degree weather [ laughter ] hold on. I showed you the wrong picture there you go with the cardigan and the pipe jimmy oh, my god, the pipe thats right i forgot i had a pipe going. Me, you, corey pavin and thomas gibson. [ laughter ] jimmy dude, i cant believe you brought that up. cause i brought the bob hope chrysler classic thing they gave to you. Oh, sorry. There you go, baby jimmy here it is right here this was the 49th this was the 49th year. Jimmy that 2008. Jimmy i cant believe that i was going to show you this i cant believe you have that. Look, and i was going to show you this [ laughter ] jimmy dude, i was so excited to play that thing, i did not know it was going to be 100andsomething degrees. Yeah no, that was a great time, man that was a great can you believe that, it seems so long ago. I mean, even though it was 12 years ago, but it seems so much longer than that. Jimmy it does, right because, well, we had so much fun. We totally bonded and had a good time. I remember this. This is what, so its like 12 years ago so, i remember this prekids so, i went around the whole reason i went to it, cause my wifes family used to the juvonens, on her dads side, used to go to this bob hope chrysler classic every year. It was they lived in palm springs and they would go out and they would have black tie events and dress up in gowns. And it was just a really fun event. And it was just like so, when i got the invitation to do it, i go, i got to do it yeah. Jimmy for my wife. So, i did that and i dressed up i got the pipe but then, what i did was, i dont know if you remember this, i went to every house. Theres homes on the holes yep jimmy and i went to every house and im like, hey, whats to drink at the house . I remember. Jimmy dude i remember. Jimmy by the 9th hole. We had a great time, baby best 18 holes in four days so, what was that, best 72 holes of my life [ laughter ] jimmy i remember one time, we were like flying around the hole, cause you sank a birdie and yes, yes. Jimmy we were dancing around we had so much fun, dude that was the greatest. Yes, it was jimmy i mean, i cant wait i got to play with you again its going to happen, soon enough hey, you look good, man. Thank you jimmy are you working out . You know, i went vegan three months ago, man. Right before the outbreak. So, lost 20 pounds now jimmy yeah, you look great, man. Oh, my gosh. I mean, are you going to keep losing weight . I am. You know what, man i you know, its no secret, im a type two diabetic. So my a1c level and glucose level was just out of control at one point so, i had to increase my insulin two years ago. And increasing my insulin, literally picked up 30 pounds almost overnight jimmy no and so, i have been Walking Around with that for the last year and a half, almost two years. Like, all of last season, of blackish, i was just looking at myself just feeling disgusted. Because i had done so well, got down to 215 pounds jimmy sure and so, i was just looking at how i was starting to pick the weight back up and people on the street were like, ah, i see you getting fat again. [ laughter ] you must be living good. And i was like, yo, i got to stop this [ bleep ]. And i right before the Naacp Image Awards this year, at the end of february, i hosted. I was like, you know what . Let me try to lose ten pounds before the show to take off the to offset the 10 pounds that the cameras going to add jimmy yep. So, i went vegan. I lost eight pounds before the show and i was like, oh, okay, im feeling good you know, ive been vegan before so, i said, let me continue. Let me just continue it until the end of the season. And so that lasted another month. And i was just like, oh, im feeling great. So, ill just stick with it. And here i am, 3 months later, 20 pounds lighter. Feeling good jimmy you look great, man. And youre going into a milestone birthday right now i am brother. Ill be 50 in august jimmy look at look at you though come on. This is not what 50 look ah. Jimmy remember when you were a kid 50 can look better, but it could look worse [ laughter ] jimmy do you remember be being a kid and hearing someone was 50 years old i thought they were old as hell, jimmy. Jimmy yeah and now that im 49 and a a half or actually 49 and 3 4, because august is right around the corner im like, yo, im feelin good you know what . 50, 40 yearsago, when we used to hear about it was not the 50 today you know, its a different lifestyle. Jimmy yeah and all of that so, im excited about turning 50 for my 50th birthday, my gift to myself, im receiving a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Jimmy come on. So, i was going to get it last year, but im like, yeah, im turning 50 next year let me postpone it and have the ceremony on my 50th birthday well, i couldnt get it on my 50th birthday, which is august 15th. So, im getting it done on august 14th, the day before my birthday jimmy ah, perfect. The day before i turn 50. So, that was like my present to myself but who knows what the hell were going to be how were going to be living in august jimmy yeah hopefully well be out on the streets and well be able to all celebrate you. I hope so, because you know what, its a hell of a a milestone, and i want more than ten people around me to celebrate my star on the hollywood walk of fame jimmy well, you can count if we have to, you can count me as a zoom friend. [ laughter ] you got it, baby. Wearing that hot ass cardigan. And bring the pipe [ laughter ] jimmy i cant believe you had that i was going to surprise you just showing you this. This money clip. Oh, baby. Bam, baby jimmy i love that you have that oh, my gosh. Nobody believes me nobody believes me when im like, this is where jimmy fallon and i met and i wore the hottest cardigan with a smoking pipe. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, more with Anthony Anderson when we come back everybody i want to talk to you about Everything Else going on you got it, baby. When visible set out to create the future of phone service. We tossed the stuff that wasnt working. Stuff like footlong bills and fees from nowhere. Timewasting stores, misleading ads, unhelpful help centers. 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But she wasnt alone. Everybody tried to do what they could to help. We can get through this. We all have the strength to do it. Ive seen it. [laughs] bang bang, there goes my bang bang, i want my bang bang, i want my bang bang go bang bang there goes my bang bang, go bang bang, there goes my bazooka go bang bang, there goes my bang bang, i want my mind blown, i want my mind blown go bang bang, there goes my bazooka jimmy welcome back were talking with Anthony Anderson anthony, thanks again for coming on the show i forgot to thank you in the last part of the interview, but it really means a lot to me that you came on the show, and to all of our fans, and the people that love you making the people feel good right now. So thank you so much for that. Oh, beautiful jimmy whats going on with blackish . And congrats by the way. You are crushin it. I dude, you know i love you, man. But im like yeah. Jimmy but when i see you up there