Is a good way to prove you havent disappeared. So, well, first of all, we documented the pregnancy, and thats right, joe biden appeared making a special i loved on snapchats daily political Jerry Seinfelds comedian show yesterday seth yes, great film they were only able to tell it creating his special. Was joe biden from the thumbprint and so its kind of like that if he had been pregnant and we dont know that he the fbi has seized the cell wasnt, actually phone of republican senator seth thats true alexander hammer richard burr as part of an investigation into whether he yes, he directed it and is used information from a editing it coronavirus intelligence briefing to sell stocks. He edited beyonces its also incriminating that homecoming. Right after the meeting, he he is really, like, creating it signed up for netflix and hulu and shaping it and were really proud of it and we hope people like it so, he knew something was seth i cant wait to see that coming i cant look at that, just according to a new report, amazon founder jeff bezos could cleaning it up become the first trillionaire by 2026. Just on a very high professional level. Hes always been in hair. So, i guess it wont be long before amazon stops selling pitchforks and torches seth and, hey, tell gene, happy 11 month birthday. [ laughter ] in a new interview, President Trump claimed that his critics youll never see him again. Would like to keep the country closed during the coronavirus we were gonna make you the godfather. Pandemic to damage him seth love you guys politically. Love you. I mean, if anyone wants to bye thank you. Damage you, they dont have to thank you keep the country closed. Well be right back with they just have to keep your mic raham norton. 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That, my friends, was the monologue. We got an excellent show for you tonight. Were working together, instore and online, my friends amy schumer and Chris Fischer have a new food through pickup and delivery, network show that they are to make sure you can still get the essentials you need. Shooting in isolation. Hes a talented, informative chef and as we move forward, know that our First Priority and shes hilarious. So, it works out great will always be to keep you and our associates safe. Plus, a transatlantic interview with u. K. Talk show legend Graham Norton. But first, a closer look. Seth hello, everyone and welcome back to the attic. I want to start by addressing something because there have been some nasty rumors online. The books on my side table are tuna for jj. Turkey for tj. Real books, with real titles, by real authors turkey for jj. Tuna for tj. And im not switching in fake this is why we named your brother derek. Ones over the course of the show get a free footlong yup, free. I would never, what, ask the art when you buy one on the subway app. Department at our show to make phony book covers for order now. Nonexistent thorn birds sequels. When you buy one on the subway app. The strength test. And then have them sent here in the mail for a bit that all of, like leather, skin is stronger when its hydrated. I want to say, eight people tops would even enjoy thats why dove men care bodywash has a unique hydrating i mean, that would be a colossal waste of time. And i also want to assure you that if it was a bit, which its formula to leave skin healthier and stronger. Not, i would stop it immediately before it dragged out and became unsatisfying speaking of unsatisfying, boom, another perfect segue, the president is declaring victory for my mother,vo iit was a very difficult time. On a coronavirus even as a whistleblower offered damning testimony today on the trump but she wasnt alone. Administrations disastrous response for more on this, its time for everybody tried to do what they could to help. A closer look. We can get through this. We all have the strength to do it. Seth today the house heard damning testimony from ive seen it. [laughs] dr. Rick bright, a whistleblower who was punished for questioning the president s aggressive advertising of the unproven antimalaria drug hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for coronavirus. Do you remember hydroxychloroquine the furby of medical fads for like a month hydroxychloroquine was hotter than cbd oil and it turns out works just as well bright made clear today that his caution on hydroxychloroquine was part of the reason he was pushed out i believe part of the removal process for me was initiated because of a pushback that i gave when they asked me to put in place an expanded access protocol that would make chloroquine more freely available to americans that were theyre our neighbors. Not under the close supervision and theyre our friends. Of a physician and may not even be confirmed to be infected with theyre our parents. The coronavirus. Our brothers and sisters. Seth thats right, they wanted to give it out to people who might not even have had and our children. Coronavirus. I wouldnt be surprised if trump but now, they are more than that. Had personally submitted a request to travel around the they are forever our heroes, too. Country in a windowless white at prudential, were fortunate to know and serve them. Van offering loose bags of chloroquine to kids. You guys want to ride the quine . And were grateful to the heroic men and women ill meet you out back behind the bleachers. Working on the front line to move our nation forward. This is a tiny bag of drugs. Bright, a vaccine expert, who to all the heroes, we thank you. Led a biodefense agency in the Health Department had a stark assessment of just how badly the Trump Administration had failed in its response to the coronavirus outbreak i believe we could have done better i believe there are critical steps that we did not take in time those alarms were not responded to with action seth Graham Norton is a seth okay, side note here, legendary talk show host in the u. K. But that is what i want a doctor to sound like. You can see his show here on bbc calm, reasonable, doesnt engage america. And every week he gets the in hyperbole, gives it to you straight biggest stars in the world, puts trump, of course, prefers that them all on couches together his doctors sound like roadies where they drink and spill for metallica. Secrets. Weve been wanting to have him hey, man, i looked at your cat scan on our show for years. But hes over there, and were over here. Looks like you got what we call upsidedown disease. But now, thanks to the magic of the internet, here is my very anyway, you want to ride the quine . First transatlantic interview with the great Graham Norton although, i have to say, probably even more shocking than seth graham, i am so happy that you are here. That comment, was this moment i am a huge fan of your show when bright relayed a obviously, a difficulty in conversation he had about our shortage of respirator masks having you as a guest is the fact that youre in the u. K. Congressman, ill never forget and yet, we had a pandemic and the emails i received from we figured it out. Mike bowen indicating that we i tell you, that world wide web. Apparently its world wide its great our mask supply, our seth exactly, and its world wide n95 respirator supply was and you know, the two things that are world wide right now are the pandemic and the web completely decimated and he said and your show, one of the things i love about it is watching were in deep [ bleep seth wow, you know its bad when someone as soft spoken as people have drinks while they are being interviewed. This guy drops a curse word on so i do want you to know that i Live Television. Made one, even though i am five its like facetiming with your hours behind you excellent grandma and asking her how her knitting is going. Im literally five hours ahead oh, you know, i just do it to of you [ laughter ] pass the time while im baking cookies. These mother [ bleep ] are seth so, how are things in the u. K right now . Taking forever. I know that much like the u. S. , bright had a damming and truly maybe you didnt get off to an harrowing assessment of where we are as a nation on from ideal start in so far as everything from vaccines to testing. Addressing this pandemic and he warned that if we dont are things better . Put together a National Strategy now, things could be very bleak um, you know what come the fall. Weve got to believe they are. Without better planning, otherwise, its all so grim. 2020 could be the darkest winter in modern history. Seth yes so we got to try to believe they are the truth must be based on science. We have the worlds greatest i actually, im being very kind scientists, let us lead. Let us speak without fear of retribution. Of self preserving in this in that ive got a kind of there are things we must do immediately. Personal news blackout we must increase the public i stopped at stayathome and education about the basics, washing hands, social 52 meters distancing distancing, appropriate Face Covering really, i havent engaged since then seth of course, as he was i mean i have my mother. Watching that, there was a good i talk to my mother every night. Chance trump was sneezing into shes 88 she lives in ireland his hands, surrounded by and for her, this is like her reporters and wearing a face mask over his eyes new like its like her new if i cant see you, i cant give you the corona. Sports seth right instead of listening to bright like, she has all the stats, and taking his warnings every night, boom, boom, boom. Seriously, trump was ofon nex ws number of new infection, number this morning bragging about the one thing he always brags about, of deaths, all over the world, not just in ireland. The china travel ban he imposed you know, u. K. , america. In late january. Shes on it. This is filling her life the New York Times reported last month that 430,000 people she waited 88 years for this have traveled from china to she didnt know this was what she was waiting for. The u. S. Since coronavirus surfaced but that hasnt stopped trump from saying stuff like this. Seth so in the 80s, i in january, i put and i was guess, you actually lived in the criticized by everybody, including dr. Fauci, i put in a states and youve lived in a way wall that would be very frowned upon we put in a very strong wall right now based on social seth there is a good chance distancing, im guessing trump thinks they built a literal wall between the u. S. And china. Oh, yeah. We built a wall in the pacific i lived in a hippy commune, and keeping out immigrants, i dont know how hippies are coping now manatees, sharks and whales. Seth yeah. Unfortunately weve had less because, you know, theres a lot of hugging there is a lot of group work trouble, less success, i should say, stopping dolphins, what you know, and there is a lot of eating together. With all the tricks theyve learned at seaworld. Seaworld, of course, a water and the hippy commune i lived in park that thrived under obama. Is still there seth really . So, if were pointing fingers the frustrating thing about it was in San Francisco and listening to dr. Brights its still there testimony is that everything hes talking about is possible as weve seen from other theyre now sitting on a gold countries. Mine of course, cause it was throughout this crisis, like a victorian house, so americans have watched as seth ahh countries across the world, from its worth millions germany to australia, some of them have had to move new zealand to taiwan out to special hippy old peoples homes successfully contain and suppressed their coronavirus outbreaks. I mean, who knew they would be a thing. And began to safely and slowly reopen their economies but they are now yeah seth can you tell me, does meanwhile, here in the u. S. , it become very clear to you when things are so bad we have senators showing up to hearings its time to leave a hippy commune, which you obviously like outlaw highwaymen drinking did . Like, were you torn when you alone in the corner of a salon made that decision, or was it obvious . Tim kaine, what happened to you . No, i was an economic hippy you went from Vice President ial in the same way that, you know, nominee to divorced dad who some people are an economic forgot it was halloween. Vegetarian in that they cant afford meat. Although, i honestly do wish this tim kaine had been i couldnt afford proper rent. Hillary clintons running mate so, hence, i embraced the instead of debating mike pence, he would have challenged him to communal lifestyle a dual hey, mike pence, how about you pokemon go to hell. Seth i see, i see. It was very low in the dollars. Powpow. So, yeah, thats how i ended up there. But i did love it. Insanely good mime work today. I have to say, i you know, i you guys remember the quine . Was young. Although, i will give him credit for at least wearing a mask, i was 20, 21 from ireland, which unlike some of his republican is sort of international 14. Colleagues who have decided to turn mask wearing, a proven technique for eliminating and i had such a good time in transmission of respiratory illnesses, into yet another dumb my i was there for about a culture war issue. Yearandahalf. Seth oh, thats fantastic. It opened my eyes to the world. I loved it like, louisiana senator seth i as someone whos john kennedy who said this bizarre thing on fox news. Been doing this show now i guess i dont want to have to wear for almost 20 years, a little over 20 years. A face mask in the shower. Have you hit the 20year point seth okay, so dont. I think are you safe yeah, weve hit it and weve i doubt anybody would want to be gone over it, yeah within six feet of you when seth thats really youre naked and wet no one is telling to wear a face incredible such an accomplishment mask in the shower although, based on voice alone, do you watch i find it very hard to watch myself if anyone sounds like they do you watch your show should be wearing a well, if im in, and its on, tim kainestyle bandana, its this douche of hazard. I feel sort of dutybound to watch it cause i kind of think if i seriously, can we just make stuff up and then get angry about it now cant be bothered to watch it, how can i expect anyone else to theres another thing i dont watch it want these crazy lib telling me to wear socks on my hands and a and because i have been on for bucket on my chin. So long, ive sort of got over i mean, ill do it for Public Health all the things that are awful, but, i wont be happy about it. You know, all that you know, you only need to wear a mask when you first start watching when youre out, around other yourself youre like, i sit people or when you cant like that . Socially distance. Thats what my laugh sounds like . So ive got over all of those i mean, where are you taking your showers things are you secretly a starship i dont watch old clips. Trooper . When those things come up on under rated film, if you want to twitter, you know, have all that catch up on that one seth right you know, heres a clip from 18 years ago this is a good time to do it i was like, no, im not watching that. Mask wearing is a simple technique thats been proven to reduce the transmission of but if im in on a friday night, respiratory illnesses and its i will watch it. Yeah been adopted widely in countries that have successfully contained or suppressed their outbreaks. Like, south korea, which had seth i can tell you, obviously, im watching it a different way. Their first confirmed case on the same day we had ours i think you sit better than south korea successfully anyone in this game. Contained their outbreak early i feel like you have a very easy, natural posture and it on and they did it with massive nationwide testing makes me very comfortable as a viewer, watching the way you sit. It wasnt just widespread, it was early. At the beginning of march, for really, i feel hunched. I feel hunched the whole time. Exa