Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Hugh laurie. Writer and actress, rachel bloom music from lp. Featuring the 8g band with Valerie Franco and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight thats great to hear lets get to the news. Georgia secretary of state Brad Raffensperger said yesterday that republican senator Lindsey Graham pressured him to find a way to toss legally cast absentee ballots to reverse President Trumps loss in the state man, just when you think Lindsey Graham couldnt sink any lower. Why would you think that according to the new york times, President Trump last week asked his senior advisers about moving ahead with a military strike in iran. And i think its a bad sign that im just relieved he didnt ask about michigan maybe just the upper part the upper finger im pretty sure its called the finger. President elect joe biden has reportedly told advisers privately that he doesnt want to spend his entir
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Announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, sean penn, from united we fall, actress and comedian jane curtin, an all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with Thaddeus Dixon. And now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . My inlaws place is finally feeling like a real studio in fact, theyre filming maddow in the other room give em hell, rachel. Lets get to the news. While tweeting about the crowd size during his recent trip to the state, President Trump today misspelled florida though it isnt the first time, trump has ignored his auto correct. President trump announced on friday he will ban the popular social media app tiktok. Really i feel like if i were you id be more focused on instagram, but all right. Treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin said yesterday that extending the 600 weekly unemployment benefit leads to, quote, certain cases where were paying people more to stay home than work. Well, if you think thats bad, buddy, wait til you find out
Change into my pajamas and when i come out of my room, i see that he has left his wallet. So i call him. He comes back to get it. I step out onto the porch with no shoes, in my pajamas. And instead of walking to the end of the porch and down the stairs, i just reach over the side of the porch to give him his wallet back. So, he rides up on his bicycle and just lets his bicycle fall and then reaches up to get his wallet now, at that moment, im reaching down and hes reaching up, a cop car pulls up, flashes its lights the cop gets out, and shes like, hold it right there we gotcha. Im like, okay now, everything she says to us she says with her hand on her gun. Now, im terrified, because while im a black lady, anthony is a black man, and this cop is a tiny, little white lady. Now, im scared. Anthonys scared ive had a lot of runins with the cops at this point and isnt it hilarious that when people say runins with the cops, they mean they got caught doing something . But when i say it, i just
President trump said that he knows the u. S. Is past the peak of a pandemic because he was quote, looking at graph and models. Or more likely, looking at graphs and thinking about models i wonder what Kathy Ireland is doing right now. Probably not wasting her time looking at a bunch of stupid graphs. According to a new poll, voters overwhelmingly want former Vice President joe biden to choose a running mate with governing experience said one man, i already told you, joe, no. Cmon, lets freaky friday this thing. Uh no. Senator Elizabeth Warren said yesterday she would be former Vice President joe bidens running mate if he asked while senator Amy Klobuchar said shed be his running mate even if he didnt President Trump held an event at the white house today celebrating truckers and he was pretty disappointed they didnt bring that lady from their mud flaps. Oh, im sorry, mr. President. That is just a drawing. No, i know, but where is the lady the drawing is based on you dont just make that