[cheering and applause] greg yes i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, lets welcome tonights guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd he has talked to more men on The Street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy and he is beloved by his Fox Family but only when they need help moving, New York Times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus before we get to some news stories, lets do this. Announcer gregs leftovers greg this is where i read the jokes we didnt use this weekend is always i didnt read them so if they suck we will tie Joe Mackey to a chair and have Tim Walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i dont know who will love it more, actually. A spokesperson for Kamala Harris Husband is denying he slapped an exgirlfriend back in 2012. Saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. In dougs defence,s ex may have asked
[cheering and applause] greg: yes! i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd! he has talked to more men on the street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy! and he is beloved by his fox family but only when they need help moving, new york times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus! before we get to some news stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always i didn t read them so if they suck we will tie joe mackey to a chair and have tim walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i don t know who will love it more, actually. A spokesperson for kamala harris husband is denying he slapped an exgirlfriend back in 2012. Saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. In doug s defence, s
her only threesome was with smokey and the bandit. he ll co-host ofs guests bottome on fox business, dagen mcdowell. some i i in with her. w he knows what good tv is buthais decided to do our show anyway. tv writer and producer rob lowe. people love his shows because they can catch up on lost sleep . comedian joe devito right there. and finally,e he buys two seats when he flies. one for hid onm and one for his belt. my massive sidekick in the helicopter, terry, at all. right, before we get to these news stories friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm. tasty hot water. oh. oh, it s leftovers where i readw the jokes. we did news this week. and as always, it eet times my t time reading them. so if they , i get to kill anyone. i want. a group of cyclists expose themselves to children. de the seattle pride parade. coincidentally, it s the first time those cyclists were exposed to exercise. re and when asked if cycling the buff would be painful, lance armstrong repl
day. his secret service code name is celtic. that s how irish he is. here he was today with the irish prime minister. every st. patrick s day, every irishman goes out to find another irishman to make a speech to. well, that s why i m here. i, like all after you, take pride in my irish ancestry. as long as i can remember, it s been a part of my soul how i ve been raised. he takes pride in his ancestry but he joked he s not really irish because he s sober and his family isn t in jail, at least not yet. get it, the irish drink and get arrested a lot. watch. i ve been to ireland many times but not to look up to find my actual family members. there s so member. they weren t in jail. all kidding aside, i met the finighans and all the folks we re related to. i m the only irishman that s never had a drink. that s okay. i m not irish. you have to wonder how his countrymen in the puerto rican community is. here he is giving credit to the irish. they might feel slighted in puert
everybody has been asking me about it we may have the answer later in the show. while i was away in the beautiful state of mearch sur rowmpedded by liberal family members i couldn t stop thinking about the mar-a-lago raid. i know. why did they do it? what did they take? they leaked that trump was hoarding nuclear secrets. they charged him under the espionage act. they must think he is trying to sell our secrets to the enemy. we had the team here at primetime do digging. i kept thinking about how sloppy bill clinton was. and then we came across this old doocy. president bill clinton actually lost the nuclear football. general hugh shelton says in the year 2,000 the clinton white house lost the presidential codes needed to launch nuclear weapons. newly released memoir general shelton writes the codes were actually missing for months. this is a big deal. a gargantuan deal and we dodged a silver bullet. jesse: we couldn t launch nukes for months because slick wily fumbled t