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[applause] [applause] greg: put your pants back on. Happy monday, everyone. Over the weekend donald trump held a rally in butler, pennsylvania. The site of the first assassination attempt. He spoke from behind a shield made of patent plexiglass, the same material they used to build nancy pelosi. Not to be outdone, kamala harris will join the view where the secret service will have harpoon guns in case the cast gets hungry. You are booing? get him out of here. On tuesday kamala harris will be interviewed, she is well prepared having worked for four years under a different fart man. [applause] greg: i will take it. After a seven month narcotics investigation of a large shipment of elephant tranquilizer has been seized on long island. Now how will i sleep? asks one woman. I thought that was going my way. Greg: a frontier jet caught fire during a hard landing at the las vegas airport. The company quickly responded by announcing they are bringing back the smoking section. In a rare solo
[cheering and applause] greg: yes! i know, i know. I know you are so lucky. It is friday so you know what that means, let s welcome tonight s guest, they call him the perfect anchor because he can drag down any show. Fox and friends first host, todd! he has talked to more men on the street than a u. N. Host of kennedy saves the world podcast, kennedy! and he is beloved by his fox family but only when they need help moving, new york times bestselling author, comedian and former pro wrestler, tyrus! before we get to some news stories, let s do this. Announcer: greg s leftovers! greg: this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend is always i didn t read them so if they suck we will tie joe mackey to a chair and have tim walz give him a lap dance. [laughter] i don t know who will love it more, actually. A spokesperson for kamala harris husband is denying he slapped an exgirlfriend back in 2012. Saying that any suggestion that he ever had a woman is false. In doug s defence, s
Oh, my goodness. Stop it. Stop it. To stop addressing me with your eyes or chyme kidding continue. Happy thursday everybody. The director of men in black says that will smith so badly onset that the cast and crew had to be evacuated for three hours. In d. C. They call that pulling a biden. On the bright side it was the last time anyone in the cast or crew made a joke about his wife s hair. Kamala harris has now gone 74 days without holding an official press conference since emerging as the democratic nominee. Her husband has gone 1000 days without banging a nanny. According to a report, three women are claiming to have had romantic relationships with rfk jr. In the last year. Just three? you call yourself a kennedy. All downhill from him. Italian women earned a guinness world record when her tongue was confirmed to have more girth than a pingpong ball. Is she willing to travel asked one man. Kamala harris was finally on the ground in the swath of destruction caused by helene. Apparentl
Sprayed it welcome to hannity tonight i ve got to prepare all of you to get very angry because swats were about to share with you will rightly make your blood boil. As most of you know ports by the way along the east coast were shut down this week because of a eight union leaders demands that we have update on that and reported 75% pay raise for dockworkers i think now the employers are up to 62%. A law that makes six figures. Kamala harris supported the shutdown was cost you with the american people costing us billions of dollars a day they only kick the can down the road, the strike is temporarily on hiatus, by the story can get much worse. As all of you know much of appellation of the golf course of florida reeling from hurricane helene this is the deadliest hurricanes since katrina, these regions it desperately desperately desperately need supplies coming through those ports which are now backed up. Last week joe was sitting without a care in the world on a beach and his beach chai