Limits, i will totally destroy and obliterate the economy of turkey. ] that would be reassuring if you ever considered anything off limits [ laughter ] you had sex with a porn star, you partied with Jeffrey Epstein and you drive your golf cart on the green. [ laughter ] the only way youll stop turkey is if they try to get your tax returns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause obliterate, obliterate. President trump reportedly told House Republicans on a private call yesterday that impeachment is a, quote, bad thing to have on your resume. [ laughter ] dude, do you really think your next jobs gonna require a resume wow, it says here you were teds [ laughter ] we really like to see that kind of ambition at kinkos. [ laughter ] lawyers for the whistleblower responsible for the initial complaint about President Trumps contact with ukraine revealed this weekend that they are now representing multiple clients raising issue with the call okay, how many people were on this call . This thing is s
That i in my great and unmatched wisdom consider to be off limits, i will totally destroy and obliterate the economy of turkey. [ laughter ] that would be reassuring if you ever considered anything off limits [ laughter ] you had sex with a porn star, you partied with Jeffrey Epstein and you drive your golf cart on the green. [ laughter ] the only way youll stop turkey is if they try to get your tax returns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause obliterate, obliterate. President trump reportedly told House Republicans on a private call yesterday that impeachment is a, quote, bad thing to have on your resume. [ laughter ] dude, do you really think your next jobs gonna require a resume wow, it says here you were president of the United States [ laughter ] we really like the see that kind of ambition at kinkos. [ laughter ] lawyers for the whistleblower responsible for the initial complaint about President Trumps contact with ukraine revealed this weekend that they are now representing multi
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History. Massive storm. The heaviest rain in years set to drench california. This morning, fears of major flooding in los angeles and san diego. And farther up the coast, the first big test of the repairs to that damaged dam. All systems go. Elon musks spacex team preparing for a key launch. A mission after a mix of spectacular successes and failures that could be a major step towards sending humans to mars. On the launch pad with exclusive behindthescen behindthescenes. And marks manifesto. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg outlines running his company. Why it is fueling rumors that his eye is really set on running the country. Today friday, february 17th, 2017. From nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie. Live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Good morning, everyone. Welcome to today. A friday morning. Happy to have Hallie Jackson back in, while savannah is on maternity leave. Were coming off yet another boring day in washington. Nothing to talk about. Ready t
History. Massive storm. The heaviest rain in years, set to drench california. This morning, fears of major loading in los angeles and san diego. And farther up the coast, the first big test of the repairs to that damaged dam. All systems go. Elon musks spacex team, preparing for a key launch. A mission after spectacular successes and failures that may be a huge step towards sending humans to mars. And marks manifesto. Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg outlines running his company. Why it is fueling rumors that his eye is really set on running the country. Today, february 17th, 2017. From nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and is a van savannah guthrie. Live, from studio 1a, in rockefeller plaza. Hello, everyone. Welcome to today. Happy to have Hallie Jackson back in, while savannah is on maternity leave. Nothing to talk about. Ready to hop on a train back down to d. C. We have ooh la lot to talk a. A former navy officer has rejected the president s offer to be his National Security