That i in my great and unmatched wisdom consider to be off limits, i will totally destroy and obliterate the economy of turkey. [ laughter ] that would be reassuring if you ever considered anything off limits [ laughter ] you had sex with a porn star, you partied with Jeffrey Epstein and you drive your golf cart on the green. [ laughter ] the only way youll stop turkey is if they try to get your tax returns. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause obliterate, obliterate. President trump reportedly told House Republicans on a private call yesterday that impeachment is a, quote, bad thing to have on your resume. [ laughter ] dude, do you really think your next jobs gonna require a resume wow, it says here you were president of the United States [ laughter ] we really like the see that kind of ambition at kinkos. [ laughter ] lawyers for the whistleblower responsible for the initial complaint about President Trumps contact with ukraine revealed this weekend that they are now representing multiple clients raising issue with the call okay, how many people were on this call . This thing is starting to sound like an aol chat room. [ laughter ] hello age, sex, location and dirt on joe biden. [ laughter ] pope francis held a meeting yesterday discussing whether the Catholic Church should lift its celibacy requirement for priests. Said francis, all in favor raise your free hand. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] im okay with it happy birthday to reality tv judge simon cowell who turned either 48 or 70 . [ laughter and applause no way to know i dont know officials in North Carolina have announced that a recent outbreak of legionnaires disease was most likely caused by a hot tubs at the state fair. So if you got into a hot tub at a state fair, legionnaires is probably the least of your worries. [ laughter ] krispy kreme is coming out with three halloween themed donuts that theyre calling the monster batch. While dunkin is going a step farther and selling donuts made 100 years ago tonight [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause tourism officials have announced that visitors can now go inside of the infamous reactor control room responsible for the 1986 Chernobyl Nuclear disaster. And youll get a souvenir, eventually [ laughter ] [ audience oohs really shifting it up on you guys tonight [ laughter ] according to a new report, china has added more than 100 tons of gold to its reserve since december 100 tons of gold, or as trump calls it, home [ laughter and applause the makers of barbie dolls have announced that this years barbie career of the year doll is judge barbie. Said trump, put the blond one on the supreme court. [ laughter ] and finally, instagram this week will be removing the ability to see the recent like and comment history of other users meanwhile, facebook is going to start posting your credit card numbers and home address [ laughter and applause ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight [ cheers and applause you know him from Stranger Things on netflix and hell be hosting saturday night live this weekend David Harbour is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause he is the star of nbcs New Amsterdam now in its Second Season ryan eggold is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause so happy hes back and we will have music from grammy winner Lauren Daigle. So, youre here on a great night. [ cheers and applause before we get to all of our wonderful guests, every day more evidence emerges in the impeachment inquiry into President Trump including damning new Text Messages. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause seth as youll recall, this all started when we found out that on an official phone call, the president dangled hundreds of millions of dollars in military aid to ukraine and in return asked the president of ukraine to gin up politically motivated investigations by telling him, quote, i would like you to do us a favor. Now, we already have the notes from the call on a whistleblowers account that was deemed credible and urgent, but over the weekend, things got even worse for trump when a second whistleblower came forward. This morning, more breaking news abc news has learned that the legal team representing the first whistleblower is now representing a second whistleblower. Attorney mark zaid told me that this second whistleblower is a member of the Intelligence Community with first hand information on some of the allegations at issue seth i gotta say im shocked there are only two whistleblowers [ light laughter ] i mean, you could blow the whistle on this guy constantlily hes like a Soccer Player who runs down length of the field with a ball in his hands and then just throws it into the net. [ laughter and applause what do you mean . Offsides was i offsides . Now, trump and many republicans have tried a few different arguments to defend his behavior and none of them have been convincing first, they argued that there was no illegal quid pro quo because trump literally did not stay words quid pro quo on the phone call the president didnt do a darn thing wrong when you look at that conversation there is no threat theres no quid pro quo. There is no quid pro quo. No demand. No pressure. No threat. His claims are bogus. There was no quid pro quo. The transcript comes out and there is no quid pro quo i have zero problems with this phone call. There is no quid pro quo there was no threat there was no quid pro quo in this call. There was no quid pro quo there was nothing. There was no quid pro quo. At all if you remember at the beginning, it was quid pro quo seth okay. First of all, just the way he says it, you know he has no idea what it means. [ laughter ] he says the words quid pro quo the way you read a subway map in a foreign country. [ laughter ] el traino, per laro, portal honey i think its this one. This uno. [ laughter ] second, you dont need to literally say the words quid pro quo for it to be a quid pro quo. It can be a crime even if you dont stay name of the crime while youre doing it. [ light laughter ] you can still be bust for buying weed even if you dont say, hello, im interested in possession of cannabis, please. [ light laughter ] how much do you want . Well, my intend is to distribute. [ laughter ] but dont take it from me. Take it from republican senator Lindsey Graham who said this about bill clintons impeachment in 1999. He doesnt to have say, go lie for me, to be a crime you dont have to say, lets obstruct justice, for be for it to be a crime you judge people on their conduct, not magic phrases seth of course, if we did judge trump on magic phrases, thatd work too, because he says quid pro quo like hes casting a spell at hogwarts. [ laughter ] quid pro quo look look, everyone [ cheers and applause i just turned my bat into a lawyer [ laughter ] not all the way but close. Not only was this obviously a quid pro quo, but it turns out trump was basically dragging as many as countries as he could into his political crusade to investigate joe biden and prove that the russia investigation was somehow a deep state witch hunt orchestrated by the democrats. As we found out last week, he also involved australia, italy and the u. K. In his personal political crusade. In fact, he specifically asked the u. K. For help after they got their new Prime MinisterBoris Johnson who has been very friendly to jump i mean, look at these two. [ light laughter ] this looks like an audition room where two less good looking actors are about to lose out on a role to nick nolte [ laughter and applause you also here for prince of tides . Yeah, me, too. I didnt learn any lines im just going to make stuff up. [ light laughter ] whoa, these tides today, huh [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] a lot of tide, yeah. Who is in this movie Barbra Streisand [ lauger and applause im never going to get it now. [ laughter ] then last week, of course, after involving russia, ukraine, italy, australia and the u. K. To his personal political vendettas, trump just confessed on tv, and for the hell of it, he threw china in there, too what exactly did you hope zelensky would do about the bidens after your phone call . Well, i would think that if they were honest about it, theyd start a Major Investigation into the bidens. Its a very simple answer. They should investigate the bidens likewise, china should start an investigation into the bidens. Seth so, now hes asking china, too at this point, it would be easier for cable news shows to tell us which countries trump hasnt tried to extort [ laughter and applause now, republicans republicans first tried to argue there was no illegal quid pro quo. But now that hes literally said the crime out loud on tv, you might be asking yourself, how could they possibly defend him well, republicans have come oup with a new defense that he was just joking. Are you comfortable with what the president has said here in this call for foreign governments, ukraine and china to investigate his political opponent well, i doubt if the china comment was serious, to tell you the truth. The president loves to go out on the white house driveway i havent talked to him about this that i dont know what the president was thinking, but i knew he loves to bait the press. Do you think its appropriate for President Trump to ask china and ukraine to investigate joe biden . George, do you really think he was serious about thinking that china is gonna investigate the biden family i dont know if thats a real request or him just needling the press knowing that you guys are gonna get outraged by it i think he did it to provoke you to ask me and others and get outraged by it seth yeah, but come on, hes the president. We have to take his word seriously. Its not his job to outrage people youre talking about him like hes shock jock with a morning radio show [ light laughter ] if you ask me, china should investigate biden. [ siren whailing ] and oh, you know what that sound means. Its time for the wolf pack to call in with your sex questions. [ wolves howling ] yeah and remember, whoever has the dirtiest question wins two free tickets to tonights monster truck show. [ engines reving ] [ air horn ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause of course, everyone knew what trump was doing when he was doing it the president mysteriously suspended hundreds of millions of dollairs in military aid that ukraine desperately needed and then he asked the president of ukraine to do us a favor by investigating a political rival. At the same time, his personal lawyer was going around telling reporters, were meddling in an investigation. Theres nothing illegal about it someone could say its improper. [ light laughter ] somebody, how about everybody . I mean, even the president of finland when he met with trump last week was like, get your crime hand away from me. [ laughter and applause then then, on top of the facts we already had, last week, we got newly, unearthed Text Messages form state Department Officials, in which they made it very cheer that they also knew exactly what was going on. Now as we established, rudy giuliani, the president s personal lawyer, who is in no way a government official, was basically acting as the middle man between trump and ukraine on all of this. Which right off the bat is a terrible choice. I mean, thats like if youre putting together a oceans 11 style team for your bank heist, and you chose as your computer expert, Frank Costanza [ laughter ] although, hed still probably be better than rudy at giving trump legal advice there was no quid pro quo you dont know what the hell youre doing [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth now, rudy has repeatedly insisted he was acting on orders from the state department and even going so far as to go on fox news and show them phone calls and Text Messages from one state Department Official. In particular named kurt volker. You didnt get involved on this on your own did our state Department Ask you to go on a mission for them . They did. You know who i did it at the request of the state department its all here. Right here [ light laughter ] the first call from the state department i went to meet mr. Zelenskys aid at the request of the state department heres kurt saying, great, i will yermak and hell visit with you there, thanks. Mr. Mayor, how was your meeting with andre do you have time for a call . Best, kurt. Seth man, you know youre a bad criminal when you keep the evidence against you on multiple devices. [ light laughter ] weve got a phone, an ipad whats next . Alexa, what is it called when you ask someone to do a favor for you in exchange for money . Its called a quid pro quo. Seth damnit [ cheers and applause now, rudy pointed the blame directly at the state department so naturally, democrats called volker, the former state Department Official to testify last week and he revealed to them some incredibly damning Text Messages that made it cheer that people at the state department knew exactly what was happening at the time. In one text, volker told the ukranian official that a meeting with trump was basically contingent on the ukranian presidnet doing the investigation trump wanted from kurt volker to ukranian president ial advisor, andre yermak and it says, good lunch, thanks heard from white house assuming presidnent z convinces trump he will investigate. Get to the bottom of what happened in 2016 we will nail down date for visit to washington. Good luck. See you tomorrow, kurt seth they wrote it all down. Its all right there he even signs his name and says see you tomorrow, kurt. [ laughter ] its so weird. Its like if you left a ransom note cut out from magazine letters that said, give us the money, or youll never see your son again. Have a great weekend kurt the kidnapper. [ laughter and applause but the Text Messages get even more Text Messages get even more explosive for example, there is an exchange between two state Department Officials where one of them expresses concern about whats going on, and the other one realizes they should not be texting about this at all. On september 1st, the top u. S. Diplomat in ukraine, bill taylor text the u. S. Ambassador to e. U. Gordon sondland and writes this. Are we now saying that Security Assistance and white house meetings are conditioned on investigations . Sondland says, call me. [ laughter ] seth damn. Any time you text someone and they respond by saying, call me, it is not good. [ laughter ] if you text a date, looking forward to tonight, and they text back, call me, that date is not happening [ laughter ] the only thing worse is seeing those three bubbles come up for a while as you just wait for your response. Like, i can see you typing. Are you still typing how long is this message are we committing a crime . Oh, no [ laughter and applause oh, no, it is a crime. So now the second whistleblower coming forward and all this new evidence is coming out, trumps looking for a fall guy and since hes a political mastermind who apparently is an expert in manipulating the press, he looked around and found the perfect guy. The guy everyone would believe was responsible for all of this. Energy secretary rick perry. President trump has a new defense for his july 25th phone call to the president of ukraine that is at the center of House Democrats impeachment inquiry. Trump told House Republicans friday that he was urged to make the call by Energy Secretary rick perry sources say trump suggested it was a call he didnt even want to make. Seth thats right. Trump wants us to us believe the master mind behind all this was rick perry im sorry, but people are not gonna believe rick perry is the brains behind all this, because what because he wears glasses but dont take it from me. Take it from this guy. I see rick perry the other day. He put glasses on so people will think hes smart [ laughter ] and it just doesnt work you know, people can see through the glasses. Seth trump probably forgot he said that, then saw rick perry one day and said, that guy must be smart. He wears glasses. All the evidence is right in front of us. The president used his office and the entirety of American Foreign policy to pursue his personal Political Goals and people knew at the time that it was an obviously corrupt abuse of power so republicans, if youre confused about any of this, ill say it very slowly this was a quid pro quo. Seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right bk with more late night. 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Common side effects were diarrhea, nausea, and headache. If youre hivpositive, keep loving who you are, inside and out. Ask your doctor if biktarvy is right for you. I am an artist. I like to feel things, so being able to really use and touch the surface is the bomb. man, shouting boy, these woman, shouting uh huh ing. man, shouting they must be coming from this tree up here. All i have to do is dream Everly Brothers throughout man in background chickens almost done, folks indistinct cheering and laughing in the background. that was a funny one shes the funny one man my mother was so wrong about you. man, shouting honey what are you doing . woman, shouting lets have a Harvest Party . man, shouting ill invite my mom man nice woman yeah, we need that. man definitely all i have to do is dream [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. Give it up for the 8g band, everybody. [ cheers and applause and sitting in with us this week, he is the multitalented drummer and cofounder of the black crows and trigger hippie be sure to check out his book, hard to handle the life and death of the black crows, which is available now steve gorman is here, everybody. [ cheers and applause thank you for being here steve we really appreciate it. Thank you sir seth our first guest is an emmy, a golden globe, and tony nominated actor you know from Stranger Things and hellboy. Hes hosting a saturday night live this weekend with musical guest, camila cabello. Please welcome to the show, David Harbour, everybody [ cheers and applause seth how are you im good, man im good seth youre in the building for snl. I am, yes seth first time hosting. Yes, yes. Seth you were saying back stage, dream come true. How are your nerves . Uh [ laughter ] im terrified. Seth yeah. Its a lot of risk with, um, some reward. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] no, i think you land it, people will youll hear about it for a long time. But, if you dont land it, i think youll hear about it a long time. [ laughter ] seth yeah. Well, the worst that can happen is people come up to you and say, hey, i saw you hosted snl. [ laughter ] and then thats it thats like the end of it. I used to get that. I used to get that cause i did i do plays in new york and you get if you get a good review in the times, you get voicemails 15 voicemails, you know . Or you get one voicemail [ laughter ] and it would be, hey, dude. Theres a picture of you in the new york times. [ laughter ] seth you you said you started out here you had an early theater troop in new york city when you were a very, very young actor, yeah yes i did set what wae name of your first clearly youve done some research seth well [ laughter ] this is not exciting to talk about. [ laughter ] fantastic. Seth we found out about it cause youve talked about it in the past [ laughter ] this was not a hit theater troop . No. This was not the rise to fame and fortune. It was called the eyases ensemble. Seth uhhuh. Yeah [ laughter ] it a very its got a very pretentious etymology. In hamlet, there is a line where [ laughter ] yes, thank you youre welcome [ laughter ] there is a line where they say, there is an eyrie of children, sir,hi outn the top of question little eyases. Seth uhhuh. And, so we were like, were young. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] we do plays. [ laughter ] seth its such a bummer cause eyases sounds, like youre saying something wrong. [ laughter ] you know, it doesnt, like roll off the tongue no. Seth its, like what were you guys trying to say [ laughter ] yeah. Seth and you did you not get reviewed well at eyases we, um [ laughter ] we did not get reviewed at all [ laughter ] until until we got one abysmal review from the new york times. Seth wow which trampled all of our hopes about the geniuses that we thought we were. [ laughter ] seth yeah. [ laughter ] thats rough and then i went to the life of, uh, soap opera after that. [ laughter ] seth you did i went to have to as the world turns right after that. Seth how many years were you on as three, three and a half years. I played a cop surprise, surprise seth yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] my career is really changed the roles. Seth they were, like hamlet and then just, cops, cops, cops, cops [ laughter ] yeah, exactly seth you i want to say spoiler alert, but the reality is, like nobody really knows at the end of the last season of Stranger Things, and obviously youre a beloved character its actually not quite clear if youre dead or not, right . So, i imagine if you know, you cant tell us. Right . [ laughter ] yeah. Seth thats fair [ clapping ] do you but, do you know okay. [ light laughter ] i knew this would come up. This is great thing about doing a late night talk show seth yeah. Yeah, so, okay. Well, heres the thing i always knew that hopper had to make a sacrifice seth sure. Like, hes a jerk and, like he also needs to he needs to pay for that in some way so, he needs to do so, but, you know, i thought he would make the sacrifice and then the script came out and spoiler alert, like if youre seth yeah. If you dont wanna know about this stuff, uh, i guess turn down the seth but also, like try to keep up with culture as it happens. [ laughter and applause thats good advice. Thats solid advice. Seth and there are very few things that we all watch and it would be nice if you joined us [ laughter ] but, anyway, at the end, you know, the post credit scene theres this thing where its the american, you know and i was, like clearly im the american. And then i havent gotten many phone calls. I [ laughter ] seth because the duffer brothers, they obviously know. Yeah. I mean, i think theyre actually the only people that do know seth gotcha, but they havent not ive talked to producers and stuff. Seth they havent hinted to you at all no. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] so, youre sort of as an actor, youre in flux is what youre saying i mean, at this point i am. Seth yeah. Are you going to call em . You wanna call em . Seth yeah, lets do it [ cheers and applause seth thats what i really like lets show off the world that you got a loose one. [ laughter ] ill do one better. Lets face time them seth okay, great this is the duffer brothers. The creators of Stranger Things. Its ringing. Seth okay. [ phone ringing [ laughter ] seth can we well bring over one are they going to, like are they going to pick up the hey. Seth hey [ cheers and applause hey, whats up . Youre on the seth meyers show [ laughter ] seth big fan what do you mean, like [ laughter ] you mean right now . Yeah, were shooting the show right now. Whats up . Why are you calling us . [ laughter ] i have a question [ light laughter ] i have a question. Whats up ross seth yeah, turn it over there so am i uh ill let you guys answer to the camera, but, uh, the question is, am i dead . [ laughter ] is hopper dead i mean, were still figuring it out, like [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth would this sweetethe pot . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you guys are a ton of help. Thanks [ laughter ] really wonderful work. Good luck with season four love you guys. Love you, bye. Seth uh, very nice [ cheers and applause very nice. Awful seth did you did you hit it off with them when you first met . Yeah. I mean, i love those guys. Theyre, like i say this all the time and they hate it. And thats why i conti say it but theyre, like the biggest nerds ive ever met besides me seth yeah. I mean, im kind of a nerdy guy too. But theyre just, like little geeky, dunged dronanons, video games type guys. [ light laughter ] and we hit it off, like gang busters. [ laughter ] seth and it was not originally called Stranger Things when you got involved with the project no. That was the first sort of rift between us actually, cause i loved the script so much i mean, i love this show seth its a fantastic show im the biggest fan of this show its a fantastic show. [ cheers and applause seth and its very i love the show so, the script is amazing, but originally it was called montauk, and i thought that was such a good strong title, like really strong and simpl and, like one word and it was set in montauk. And then they changed it to be set in the midwest so, then they changed the title. And they were, like, the called me and they were, like were going to call it Stranger Things. and i was, like thats the worst title ive ever heard. [ laughter ] it sounds, like some stupid guy going, like ive heard Stranger Things. [ laughter ] it sounds, like a terrible idea for a television show. Seth yeah, yeah. And so i hated it [ laughter ] and then i saw it in the font with the, like music the [ humming melody ] [ laughter ] and it was awesome again seth and then you realized, are you willing to admit now its a hundred times better than montauk . [ laughter ] no. Seth like, i will tell you no. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] we were originally going to call this show ama gansen. [ laughter ] but, in the the network was, like what about late night with seth meyers, and i was, like all right. Yeah, whatever. [ laughter ] seth what is it like, i mean, you know, theyve grown up obviously to some degree since you first start working with them yeah. Seth but what is it, like working with those you know, super talented cast of kids you have on the show uh, its a nightmare. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] no, theyre i mean, look, theyre beautiful kids, but i i mean, you [ light laughter ] but, like, what adult male wakes up in the morning, like, im in my 40s, and goes, you know what i want to do today i wanna hang out with, like 6 15yearolds. [ laughter ] and i want to see, like what theyre like, and, like what they talk about, and, like, what theyre interested in. And i want to get involved in conversations that theyre having about learning about themselves as 15yearolds do. I have been in conversations where well, between them where were in the middle of the conversation, i just have to walk away. [ laughter ] cause i im qualified to speak about this, but im not going tell you that [ laughter ] seth yeah. Yeah, this is a journey you have to take on your own. Exactly seth youre, like i managed i do not wanna be involved. Seth i managed to find these answers without the help of a 45yearold man. [ laughter ] im so excited for you this week, man. Oh, thanks man. Seth its going to be a blast. Yeah. Im im really excited too. I mean, its its a dream come true. I mean, i have to i want to say, i actually do want to say hi to my mom seth oh, great because my mom is going through some stuff right now and shes sick and i just it was something that my mom and i would talk about when i was a kid. Seth oh, thats so wonderful. About, like one day hosting saturday night live. So seth oh, man well, i hope she gets better soon [ cheers and applause thank you seth and i cant wait for saturday thank you so much for being here David Harbour, everybody hes hosting saturday night live on saturday on nbc well be right back with ryan eggold. 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[ cheers and applause seth you know our next guest from his work on the blacklist. He stars in the medical drama New Amsterdam, which airs tuesday nights at 10 00 here on nbc. Lets take a look. Dr. Reynolds is a perfect example of our informal laid back vibe. Permission to speak freely . Granted ive got a postop patient who was just readmitted after falling. Now ive got to stitch up her graft donor leg again. Medicare should cover the surgery. Well they should. What they dont cover is the inhouse checkups my patient really needs to make sure she doesnt come back here are you talking about a livein nurse . No, no, max, just checkups. Look, this isnt the first time this has happened here unless we do something, it wont be the last. All right, im on it. I will take it to the board this morning. Yes, sir. No, dont start that. Yes, sir. Its not a thing. Seth please welcome back to the show ryan eggold, everyone [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. How are you . Thanks, man im good thanks for having me seth from that clip, i just want to say, like, you were really nailing it. I know this is the Second Season thanks. Seth you were so good at the walking down the hospital. [ laughter ] im very good at walking. Seth yeah. Yeah, its like the hallway hospital, and not just walking down the hallway and i know youve got a camera right in front of you. Yeah. Seth youve got to pace it perfectly. Yeah. Seth but then, the medical lingo. Do you feel like youre Getting Better with the medical lingo . I am Getting Better at it the walking, im still struggling with. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] but im getting there seth both at the same time is unfair. Yes, the walking and talking, thats hard. I watch a lot of west wing, you know and thats how you do it, yeah [ laughter ] seth do you think now i remember last time you were here, we talked about both your parents are doctors. Yes and my sister is a nurse seth your sister is a nurse, thats right yeah. Seth and you are just a make believe phony. Im just a [ laughter ] my mother says that to me all the time, actually seth do you think you could fake your way through a medical diagnosis if you had to . I could but youd be dead afterwards [ laughter ] seth yeah. Youd be dead right away like, youd believe me while i was diagnosing you and then, you would just flat line and seth yeah. cause i would have no idea what i was talking about seth yeah. Yeah. Seth it was a gunshot wound, and you told me, advil. [ laughter ] he gave me a bandaid my leg has come off, yeah. Seth this is based on a true story, which is a doctor who was both i guess running bellevue and under treatment as well. Yes, yes. Ran bellevue for 20 some years and was under treatment for his cancer as well and thank god has come out of it and is doing great and [ cheers and applause he is Eric Manheimer is his name and he is a really fascinating guy. His thoughts on health care and how the system has become more of a business than a sort of service for people is a really really interesting take on it seth you had a cliffhanger from last season of the premiere a few weeks ago. And i dont want to give anything away, but a character, not yours, passes away you have been an actor on another show where you got termed off, for lack of a better yeah. Seth what is that like as an actor, finding out the news . It depends. Its you know, its obviously youre sad to see a family go. Youre excited about the possibility of what could come next maybe, i dont know, playing a doctor seth yeah, yeah, right or something, you know. [ light laughter ] but, but, but, it was one of the most fun deaths i think anybody got to do. Seth this is on the blacklist. On the blacklist. Yeah, playing tom keen yeah [ cheers and applause i paid them to do that seth yeah, yeah, yeah. I say, when i say tom keen, i got shot, stabbed, beat, suffocated on that show. We spent the whole episode trying to kill me. Seth yeah. So it was it was seth you got the kind of sendoff you deserve. I dont know what i did to those guys to piss them off to that extent. [ laughter ] theyre like, spend the whole episode just beating the crap out of him. Yeah it was fun seth you grew up in california thats right, yeah. Seth how was yes, california seth yeah, cali people there. All right seth is it true . Is everyone from california seth did you know those snl guys when did you meet i went to school with beck and kyle seth beck and kyle yeah, who are lets just clap for everybody. Seth yeah. You went to high school with them or college i went to college with those guys beck actually played my dad in a play seth wow where i tried to kill him. Seth wow a lot of a lot of violence in your work. Yeah. [ light laughter ] im either getting killed or killing someone. Seth your early i want to there couldnt have been that much violence in your early work what was this what network was this on . Cartoon network was my very first job, yeah. Seth Cartoon Network and what was the name of the show it was called, out of jimmys head, and it was about a kid who had, like, cartoon friends seth by the way, we found the first thing no one clapped for. [ laughter ] ill tell you whos going to be really upset about this Cartoon Network. Were all going to hear about this seth yeah. I got to play a werewolf boyfriend to the alien sister of the protagonist. Seth gotcha. I dont know why youre laughing its not funny [ laughter ] to a 10yearold boy, and it was heavy stuff seth but you know, the good news is you could definitely still tell it was you. [ laughter ] this is this is one of my [ cheers and applause yeah. Yeah thank you. Pity clapping, i appreciate that the worst thing is one of my first jobs, i go to school for four years i get a theater degree im like, ready to be an actor and then, they cover me in hair. And im sitting there eating food at lunch trying to get hair just out of the chicken, i mean and just going, is this the life i signed up for . [ laughter ] seth yeah. This is a disaster. This is a horrible choice. Seth and then, was there i mean, i imagine theres, i think, too you still want to bring all your professionalism to it. [ laughter ] yes seth you know, you dont just want to mail it in, because no. Seth you want the people there to say, you know what, weve covered him in hair, and he was a werewolf, but he really gave 110 . Did you feel like that was something you were constantly up against . H. I think i was overly committed seth yeah. I was probably pacing, howling seth right on all fours and people were like, dude, just go, shoo, go home. Seth you know you dont have to be method here. Yeah, youre okay yeah, yeah, exactly. Seth you have a i want another sort of canine beast whos going all out. [ light laughter ] this is your dog yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Thats jody. [ audience aws ] seth jody. She lives with my folks, yeah seth and jody is dressed is this a doctor as well that is, yeah you can see on her face, shes like, mom, why have you done this to me . Seth yeah. My mom did that, yeah but its for halloween a year or two ago, so shes ready. Seth yeah, there you go. I just like that even you know, they say, like, over time, like, a dog starts to look like its owner. [ light laughter ] exactly seth yours actually, like, took on the role of doctor like really going too far with that. Seth yeah, really, really went for it. Yeah, just really committed, yeah seth congrats on season two, man. Thank you, man. Seth so wonderful thank you for having me seth and so nice to have you back [ cheers and applause ryan eggold, everybody. New amsterdam airs tuesdays at 10 00 p. M. 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