Jimmy no, i love you i love all of you. Nice to see you. We love you. We love you, welcome welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause welcome to the show. Relax, hang out, welcome guys, it is Teacher Appreciation day [ cheers and applause and our entire audience is filled with new york city schoolteachers right now [ cheers and applause look at that but before we get started, if i see any of you playing fortnite, im taking your phone. [ laughter and applause dont you dare yeah, for te [ cheers and applause steve come on. Jimmy i knew that would work steve thats a loaded one. Jimmy i knew that would work but we have a great show for you tonight. Amy poehler is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy she stars and directs the new movie wine country. Or as my audience calls that, the teachers lounge [ cheers and applause well this is cool. Today a lot of businesses had deals to celebrate teachers, like buy one get one free burritos at chipotle [ light laughter ] because nothing says thank you for shaping the future of this country like a free burrito. [ laughter and applause wow, thanks. Yes, teachers could get a free burrito at chipotle, a free sandwich at arbys, and a free meal at applebees. Yeah, chipotle, arbys and applebees. [ light laughter ] even the lunch ladies were like, i wouldnt put any of that in my body. [ laughter and applause get this i heard about a teacher in massachussets who went viral for writing a slang dictionary so he could relate to his students like, for instance, take an l means take a loss. Yeah anyway, a local news station in boston took the dictionary to the streets to see if adults knew any of the phrases. Take a look at this. What do you think take an l means take a leak [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy then Bernie Sanders is like, well, in that case, i take three ls a night. [ laughter and applause well, since it is Teacher Appreciation week, jeopardy is holding its annual teachers tournament and based on last nights episode, i think they have some good categories for the contestants this year. Take a look. First theres four letter words i want to scream during class. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause then theres best places to hide vodka. [ cheers and applause next up is font size, margins and other ways they think theyre fooling us. [ laughter and applause teachers love this category, pilf parents id like to fight. [ cheers and applause then theres awkward runins with students on weekends at walgreens. [ laughter ] [ audience oohs and finally, theres things i made up, because i didnt know the answer. [ cheers and applause its very good so many good categories. This is nice today, a lot of politicians went on social media to thank their favorite teachers. Elizabeth warren thanked her second grade teacher, mrs. Lee while, President Trump thanked his favorite teacher, mr. Feeney from boy meets world. [ laughter and applause all day, teachers were like, it would be cool if my famous students mentioned me, you know . While all of betsy devoss teachers were like, oh, god, i hope she doesnt mention me. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause dont mention me some more news here. A new poll just came out that shows joe biden has a giant 32 point lead over Bernie Sanders then a horse in kentucky was like, enjoy the lead while you can. [ laughter and applause you wanna go to applebees . I saw another poll that said that if the election were today, biden could beat trump. [ cheers and applause it was pretty interesting. Pretty interesting poll. Lets take a look. 40 said, i would vote for trump. 50 said, i would vote for biden. 10 said, i dont know who id vote for. Then 20 said, just make a decision its not that hard. [ laughter ] 30 said, oh, ive been busy, man. I dont know enough about the issues, okay chill out. 15 said, the only thing youve been busy doing is watching game of thrones. grow up, carl. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause 40 said, i work the register all day at the pottery barn, but im not allowed to enjoy an hour of tv is that how it is, jodie . [ laughter ] 73 said, you work all day, huh . Is that why i saw your car parked at dave and busters in the middle of the day yesterday . 24 said, what . O play some skeeball to clear my mind are you happy now, jodie . 33 said, am i happy . Well, if happy is drinking franzia straight out of the box, then you bet your d im happy, carl. And finally, 20 said, im voting for elizabeth warren. [ cheers and applause its very interesting. Interesting poll that, of course, was our latest installment of our segment interesting polls. Interesting poll [ cheers and applause jimmy guys, last night was the met gala and it was a big night with tons of celebrities. Lady gaga, cardi b and of course, the kardashians. And we have i think we actually have a photo of them, do we . Yeah, look at that theres kris jenner and her boyfriend corey gamble looking sharp. Of course kim, kendall, kylie always look stunning as always sorry, can we go back to that photo again because we might have missed someone. [ laughter ] hello, is it me youre looking for [ cheers and applause seeou, b we see you, kanye hi, buddy come on, bring it in guy just wants some love come on, buddy we see you, man. [ laughter ] hes like and finally, it was Just Announced that one of the new hosts of cbs this morning is a guy named tony dokoupil. And they mentioned him on air the other day, but i think the closed captioning guy had a little trouble spelling his name watch this so how is that working out for them our cover story is reported by tony dokoupil. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] steve well jimmy can we see that can we see that name again [ laughter ] wow wow there it is. The worst mob nickname of all time its like, im gonna call my friend totony dickpilluse hell takee totony. Also i cant believe they just gawa steve oh wow jimmy we have a great show tonight, amy poehler is here [ cheers and applause ryan eggold is here. We have music from Vampire Weekend. [ cheers and applause its a great show. Come on over with me, guys [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome to the show, everybody. And happy Teacher Appreciation day. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy tonights audience tonights audience is made up of [ cheers and applause oh, we love it tonights audience is made up of over 200 new york city public schoolteachers. New york city [ cheers and applause has a program called the big apple awards where they recognize outstanding teachers who inspire their students and promote quality education in their communities. And everyone here tonight is either a big apple award winner, finalist, or nominee congratulations, everybody steve oh [ cheers and applause come on. Jimmy none of us would be here without our teachers. And we love you guys so much and every teacher out there, really were so glad. Audience thanks, jimmy jimmy thank you so much. Really [ cheers and applause were glad youre here, were going to have a good time tonight. Last night i had a fun night my throats a little hoarse. I was singing last night i went to the i was at the met gala last night. [ scattered cheers ] yeah, oh yeah, i got invited and, dude, everyone goes for it at this thing. I gotta show you some of the pictures it was the theme was camp you know, anna wintour does a great job raising money for the fashion institute. And everyone wears these unbelievable outfits and goes for it so, it was like, campy so you can go as campy as you want its very colorful, very odd i think heres j. Lo, just looking gorgeous yeah [ cheers and applause then heres i think jared leto won the night for me [ light laughter ] he was Walking Around with his own severed head [ laughter and applause oh, ezra miller. Steve ooh. Jimmy look at what he did. This is real i went and i talked to him like this. Can we zoom in [ audience oohs look at that isnt that insane . Yeah, it was so bizarre talking to him, i didnt know what eye to look at [ laughter ] steve wink jimmy tessa thompson, looking gorgeous wearing so much latex, she was like sweating. [ light laughter ] my buddy of the night. All night . Steve who . Jimmy james corden steve oh, i love him jimmy he was fantastic [ cheers and applause he was so funny. He was so funny. We hung out, he was sitting next to gaga and we were all talking, hanging out the whole night. So heres heres the way it works. Ouin lets be honest. But i wore i was sitting at the chanel table steve oohh [ light laughter ] so thats table number five. [ light laughter ] jimmy it was table number five, yeah thank you, i would have used that joke. Steve take it, its yours. Jimmy so i go so, im sitting at the table they dont make menswear, so im wearing a tuxedo by the row. Which is mary kate and ashley olsen they make really beautiful clothes. [ cheers and applause steve rico suave jimmy so so i wore i wore this, this brooch its a chanel this is a camellia steve a camellia jimmy a camellia flower. Right, and so i wore this. This brooch and so, i go over, and i see tom ford, whos one of the best looking dudes on earth. And hes an amazing designer and i went over to him, i said hi to anna wintour and i said hi to tom. I go, how are you doing, buddy . He goes, oh, you look nice. I go, thank you very much. Oma to him g [ laughter ] someone knows fashion here at the fashion institute. His a ch. Thats why im wearing im at the hate to table drop, but im at the chanel table, okay . And, you know, i got these camellia flower there, because it has no scent. Thats why coco invented thats the house flower. Tom goes, im going to stop you right now, you idiot. [ laughter ] that is lady amanda harlick, she is she is chanel. [ laughter ] [ sad trombone ] steve oh, nice come on jimmy so im going, oh, gosh. Steve love it jimmy no, im so embarrassed. Im telling her all about chanel i go, would you want me to continue . She goes, yeah, i would. [ laughter ] okay i go, well, i heard about this the camellia flower is used because it doesnt have a scent to it. And that way if you wear a a fragrance, it wont compete. Where tom ford is wearing a flower and a fragrance and youre fighting yourself, dude. [ laughter ] he goes, i invented this fragrance around my flower. I go, oh cool it, buddy. [ laughter ] so she goes, let me just tell you something, you fool. Steve she called you a fool as well . Jimmy yeah, she called me a fool she goes, what youre wearing, the camilla flower, yes, the real flower has no scent you are wearing fabric [ laughter ] that of course has no scent, so what are you talking about . But then we got talking and were joking and, you know, theyre both making fun of me, but i was laughing steve you werent making fun of jimmy and she was so nice. We hit it off. And she said, by the way, tom, look at his tie. My bow tie she goes, thats a real bow tie. Its the handmade one. Like i hand i didnt do it lets be honest. [ light laughter ] steve your people tied it. Jimmy stephanie biear here wardrobe did it and she goes, that is class. Yeah [ cheers and applause steve ooh, yeah jimmy lady amanda harlick said i was class steve nice jimmy and then invited me to paris steve what jimmy anna, we had a great time thank you everyone for inviting me everybody at vogue and anna and everybody at the met ball. It was really fun. [ cheers and applause guys, as always, i always say our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night. The roots, right there [ cheers and applause it isnt always fun and games. From time to time, we put the roots to the test. We pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot its time for freestyling with the roots. Here we go [ cheers and applause time to freestyle with the roots jimmy how you doing, pal . What is your name and what do you teach . Christina genler. Jimmy all right christina. Schon [ cheers and applause all right, whats the worst excuse youve gotten from a student for not doing their homework [ light laughter ] hmm i didnt do it, miss no excuse. Jimmy just no excuse just saying, i didnt do it . I didnt do it. Jimmy wow, kids today, huh [ light laughter ] wow, rude. Roots, we have our Pal Christina here she teaches english at brooklyn studio and the worst excuse she ever got from a student is, i just didnt do it [ light laughter ] i didnt do it, miss all right, so this first one, since its Teacher Appreciation day, can you guys do it, like a saved by the bell type of theme song [ cheers and applause yes, saved by the bell. Zach morris. Christina nice to meet ya of english youre the teache at brooklyn studio i the school some kids play sports others play it coo and a lot of kid playin the fool you didnt do your homewor boy your excus it wont work i heard i didnt do i before every teacher her deserves a raise sure we should b paying them more [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you, thank you, thank you. Who else, who else [ cheers and applause who wants to how you doing . What is your name and what do you teach . Kayla v. Morrison i teach grade six math at York Early College academy in south jamaica, new york. Go [ cheers and applause jimmy academy, okay, good. Last night, the met gala was last night katy perry, one of our favorites, showed up dressed as a chandelier and a also a hamburger. Thats how it was last night if you went to the met gala dressed up as an Office Supply, which Office Supply would you dress as i would dress up as a a stapler. ye [ cheers and applause yes and which celebrity would you bring as your plus one hmm, honestly jimmy say who you want idris elba. [ cheers and applause jimmy ha, i knew it i knew it i knew it hes too good looking. He is too good looking okay, roots, we have kayla who teaches math at the York Early College academy. [ light laughter ] York Early College academy and you better put the whole thing in there [ laughter ] if she went to the met gala as an Office Supply, she would dress up as a stapler. And her date, of course, would be idris elba. The one and only we love him. [ applause ] for this next one, i love that van halen song hot for teacher. Can you do Something Like oh, come on. Something like that . Yeah, its a good song [ cheers and applause Early College academ school is cool she wasnt a fool she made sure every studen passed the kind of teacher whod show up to the met gal dressed as a stapler but only a staple with a lot more class shed probably brin idris elba as plus one having fun having fu kayla v. The teacher [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you so much. I appreciate it. Guys, that is it for freestylin with the roots. Come on back [ cheers and applause we got amy poehler, vampire weeeknd, ryan eggold its going to be great come on. [ cheers and applause come his fear. Their gps took them to places out of a storybook, and they called grandma when manny felt sad about not being able to swim. Overall, they shared 176 pictures, but when the moment came, they held their breath and watched their son learn to believe in himself. Pringles wavy. With a big crunch and totally different flavors, theyre not really pringles. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is an emmy and golden globewinner who directed and stars in the new movie wine country, which is in select theaters tomorrow and available friday on netflix. Everyone, please welcome, amy poehler. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Come on. They love you. Look at that the love for amy p teachers jimmy i know [ cheers and applause absolutely you know what audience we love you amy i love you too. [ cheers ] jimmy i know a little bit about you. I am the daughter of two teachers [ cheers and applause jimmy what did your parents teach . My mom taught well, she ended up in special ed [ cheers and applause my dad was a math teacher in boston [ cheers and applause jimmy wow. Yeah, it is the most important job. A good teacher will change your life its an incredible, incredible job. And i we owe so much to you [ applause ] jimmy absolutely it is incredible. Jimmy is there anything you always wanted to say to a teacher . You can do it now. Oh. [ laughter ] well, i know its a really difficult job. And theres a lot to juggle. But i think one of the things you should remember is you can always pinch a kid you dont like [ laughter ] jimmy that is very controversial. Is it jimmy yes, it is i dont know. I think you guys just once a year, just give them a good pinch. [ laughter ] jimmy how are your kids . Are they Good Students theyre so great. Theyre in that great time when theyre learning stuff and they coming home and telling me about it. Jimmy yeah and i have to pretend like i dont know you know, just to get them talking. So my son was like, mom, theres this thing called the great depression. [ light laughter ] i was like, whoa, that sounds intense. [ laughter ] and he was like, yeah, theyre they cut open the cows and there was sand inside they were so hungry. [ laughter ] jimmy wow. San have you heard led zeppelin . An i want so badly jimmy yeah to say, i made out to led zeppelin. [ laughter ] but instead, i have to be like, whoa, they sound cool. And hes like, theres a song, its pretty long, its called stairway to heaven. Its like eight minutes. [ laughter ] i have to go, ooh, lets check it out. And i had to pretend to listen to stairway to heaven jimmy oh, thats kind of amazing. For the first time. Its really good jimmy its so cute its so cute. Jimmy dude, youre a a director now yes, thats right jimmy this is fantastic. Yeah, i mean, i need to reintroduce myself to you. Jimmy yes. Oh, hello again jimmy yes. So, hello again. Im a director. Jimmy im meeting you for the first time yeah, yeah. Jimmy i think you would be a great director thank you jimmy i know you from ucb, Upright Citizens Brigade you directed shows there [ applause ] but, i mean, this is a big deal yeah, this is my first feature. Ive done television but this is the first feature ive done. Jimmy well, you knocked it out of the park. Its great thanks, dude. Jimmy youve got a great crew of the best. Jimmy what a cast. Yes jimmy paula pell yes jimmy tina fey [ cheers ] yes jimmy Rachel Dratch. [ cheers and applause ana gasteyer holy moly. Murderers row. Jimmy murderers row yeah. Jimmy i mean the funniest people out there yeah, it wasnt that hard jimmy to make them laugh no, it wasnt so hard theyre just so funny and so talented and so good jimmy yeah i mean, my job was just to get them to stop talking [ laughter ] to each other. Jimmy youre like, guys, focus up. Yeah, just like, hey guys. Thats a really funny story. Come on over here. Sit down over i would just trick them. Jimmy your voice gets really high too. Hey, guys sit down over here and id go, action. Jimmy hurry it up. Yeah, yeah yeah. But i was kind of the buzzkill i had to stop all the fun. Jimmy who wrote this emily spivey and liz cackowski, our friends jimmy i love them both yes. Yes wonderful, Amazing Ladies jimmy its based on a thing you kind of did, right yeah, we went to wine country for dratchs 50th. And we also went to palm springs for anas 50th. And we just kind of smooshed some of those experiences together and then exaggerated some other ones too jimmy its hilarious yeah. Jimmy do you know anything about wine now that you didnt know you know, i dont i cant claim to know. But i did learn one thing, which is, if you describe wine confidently it doesnt matter if you dont know anything [ laughter ] jimmy wow. Yes jimmy thats a really good secret so if you go, and you stay really vague, so if youre drinking wine and you say, well, she has an interesting story. Jimmy oh, so the wine is she . I dont know. Jimmy we dont know. Okay i dont know. Do you call it jimmy she has an interesting story. Oh, this ones shy. [ laughter ] or give me lets say youre drinking red wine and you just go, now oh, this one tastes like recent history. [ laughter ] jimmy you just do whatever you want, it will make it work do you remember we did an snl sketch with parnell one time Antonio Banderas was the host. Hi, antonio [ applause ] i miss you and one of the lines was we were tasting wine. And i think it was parnell was like, i detect a hint of swordplay. [ laughter ] jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. Its a very, very funny film here this is amy poehler and Rachel Dratch in wine country. Take a look at this. Let me know what you smell. Theres no wrong answers green apple yes peaches . I want to say, canned no. You said theres no wrong answer yeah, but, you know, peaches. Theres no peaches in there. Okay. What else do you got . Oh, lemon yes, very good. I taste the lemon, yeah you dont taste you smell it grapes. Well, yeah, of course thats smart. Cant go wrong with that. [ cheers and applause jimmy dude, its so fun. Congratulations. Wine country. Amy poehler, everybody [ cheers and applause amy and i are playing a new game when we come back, stick around [ cheers and applause vo the hamsters, run hopelessly in their cage. Cbut perhaps this year, a more, texhilarating endeavor awaits. Defy the laws of human nature,at the summer of audi sales event. Get exceptional offers now. You lease the latest iphone and youll get an iphone xr on us, switch to sprint and double the fun. Which has a longer lasting battery life. Keep one for yourself and give one to a friend. Yeah, so then we can talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talkkkkkk. You know those butterflies arent actually in the room . Hey, that baker ladys on tv again. Shes not a baker. She wears that apron to sell insurance. Nobody knows why. Shes the progressive insurance lady. They cover pets if your owner gets into a car accident. Covers us with what . You got me. [ scoffs ] shes an insurance lady. And i suppose this baker sells insurance, too . 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Ask your doctor about the only gifocused biologic just for Ulcerative Colitis and crohns. Entyvio®. Relief and remission within reach. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the tonight show, everybody. Im here with the one and only amy poehler. Oh, we love her. [ cheers and applause her new movie, wine country, is out now and on netflix soon were about to play a new twist on a classic game charades called shouting charades. Now, heres how it works just like charades where you pick a clue, try to get your partner to guess the only difference is, you cant use your hands or your body at all. [ light laughter ] you can only describe how you would be moving. And you have to shout it so for example, if the clue has five words, instead of holding up five fingers, you would say, im holding up five fingers yeah. Jimmy okay, good, lets both put our arms in t cialhouting i believe this is the first time that weve played this. Is that right . This is the Maiden Voyage . Jimmy it is. Im sorry i think thats exciting. Jimmy it is the first time yes. [ cheers and applause only the best. All right jimmy only the best for you. All right. Well put our hands in these sleeves. Now we cant physically get out. We cannot do this. This is good. Because i am a gesticulator. Jimmy you are . Okay, good i am. You know what that means steve all ready . Jimmy oh, higgins, good to see you, buddy thats Steve Higgins, right there. Give it up for Steve Higgins [ cheers and applause sharp dressed man. Amy, you should go first thank you im going to pick lucky number seven. Jimmy oh steve number seven okay okay. All right. [ laughter ] okay, im standing up. Jimmy okay and im holding up two fingers. Jimmy two words. Yes and then im also putting up making action like im doing something with film, like im rolling [ laughter ] jimmy its a movie yes jimmy oh, my god okay. Im holding up my two fingers. Jimmy the same ones . [ laughter ] two fingers jimmy two words. Yes, i already told you that jimmy the second word. Yes okay and then its and then oh jimmy hurry up im moving around really fast, like what you were doing up there im really grooving to the music. Jimmy dance. Y jimmy dancing. Yes moving, grinding yes no, the first word jimmy dancing. Dirty dancing yes [ cheers and applause jimmy yes, yes, yes, yes, love it what number should i pick . Jimmy four steve four four. Jimmy thank you higbone. Strong, four. Okay [ light laughter ] jimmy take your time there oh, my gosh. I cant see that steve got it jimmy no yes. Steve got it you sure okay. Jimmy yeah [ audience ohs ] kidding me whoa, the reaction. Jimmy all right. Start the clock. Alright, so im moving my hands like im its something that im going to read. A book. Jimmy yes. Its a book jimmy and its fingers. Rry. Im going to say the. The tale of two cities. No jimmy no, heres what i would do with one hand i would make a a lightning bolt on my forehead oh, harry potter curse of [ laughter ] jimmy one of the words i would pretend that im drinking out of something i would be sitting on a throne [ laughter ] harry potter and the king of something. Jimmy no, no, but what would i be drinking out of mead. Jimmy no, what would i be drinking out of . Oh, goblet of fire jimmy yes [ cheers and applause thats correct goblet of fire. Steve oh, my gosh. Jimmy mead i love you oh, my gosh. All right, last one. Here we go, final round. Goblet of fire. Three please three for me steve three. Please, higs. Thank you, bud all right. Jimmy its getting a little steamy in my oh, okay. Steve got it yep, yep. Its getting steamy in here. Jimmy it is steamy in there, right i dont want to i dont want to shake your hand when were done cause its really gross [ light laughter ] all right, here we go jimmy alright, what would you be doing okay, im standing up im holding yhr and then im making the sign again that im rolling film. [ laughter ] jimmy rolling film, its a a movie. Im cranking something. Jimmy yes, cranking i understand okay. And then im holding up my three fingers. Jimmy yes. The third word and i am placing something on top of my head that is pointy, that makes me feel very regal. And im in a throne. And im jimmy crown. Yeah and then im pointing to myself after i do all that. Jimmy queen . Almost. Jimmy prince, king yes so now im holding up two fingers. Jimmy yes, the second word you are gesticulating with your feet, by the way [ laughter ] you cant help it. There aint no cuffs for my feet my feet are free [ laughter ] okay and then im [ buzzer ] jimmy oh, no im sorry. That was my fault. That was fault i was waiting. Just do it again, tell me the second word, ill get it holding up two fingers and im going like this roar. [ laughter ] jimmy the lion king. [ cheers and applause my thanks to the one and only amy poehler. [ cheers and applause wine country is in select theaters tomorrow and available friday on netflix. Stick around, well be right back with ryan eggold, everybody. [ cheers and applause this is something big. This is something bigger. That is big. Not as big as that. Big. Bigger. Big. Bigger. This is big. And thats bigger. Buy 1 get 1 50 off dog and cat fourth, with food, deals like. And holiday dog toys, apparel, beds and more plus, treats members get 50 more points on all purchases now thats a celebration. Petsmart new dove men care sportcare. For the pregame. For the ballgame. For the posttiongamou play. Who used expedia to book the Vacation Rental which led to the discovery that sometimes a little down time can lift you right up. Expedia. 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Music playing it was just past one when two three men from four five step to me door like oh my gosh just throw that cash in a black bag run around the back and pull up the track, cause yaow i just learnt some jazz today, its true you gon learn you gon learn you gon learn, hey [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. I forgot to mention at the met gala last night, as if my story didnt get longer. But cher was a surprise guest. [ cheers and applause and she came out and destroyeddt but she did all the hits she opened up with abba. She was doing she did i know, cher singing abba and i was dancing with anna wintour it was like thats a sentence i never thought id say. Anyways. [ laughter and applause guy, stay right here theres a lot more show to come after the break, were talking to the star of nbcs New Amsterdam, ryan eggold come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause door bell rings its open hey. This is amazing. With moderate to severe Ulcerative Colitis, are you okay . 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You brought me a gift the last time you came on really its a genius gift because you brought me a a beautiful beatles album. Yeah. Jimmy which i listened to. My favorite jimmy its unbelievable. Which one was it meet the beatles no it was beatles for sale. Jimmy for sale. And famous in black. Jimmy famous in black. I loved it it was so good and now, heres whats genius about this, every time i see you or think of you, i think of the beatles. Yes jimmy thats genius. Ive associated myself with the beatles in your mind thats brilliant jimmy you look good, by the way. Your character that ive been watching is not looking so good not so good no yeah jimmy what is happening with your character this season did you know about this . Yeah. You know, were kind of in that space where were, you know, listening to the audience and telling the story as we go and theres, of course, the Writers David and peter and everybody have a great idea of where were headed but were the last three episodes are really my favorite because we start to really get into, you know, the mental and emotional battle that you have to fight to fight a disease like this. So, thats interesting stuff to play jimmy since its Teacher Appreciation week, we have all teachers in our audience do you have a teacher [ cheers and applause Great Teachers, by the way really Great Teachers. Fantastic jimmy do you have a favorite teacher that i mean, an acting teacher or a yeah, man so many teachers i cant you know, you cant overstate the value of a good teacher in your life life jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause my High School Drama teacher really opened things up for me because i was, kind of, just a a rambunctious kid with too much energy, you know jimmy yeah looking to you know, just make people laugh in anyway that i could, which would often annoy my teachers. [ laughter ] sadly. Jimmy theyre laughing too hard yeah, yeah. Jimmy we know that kid we had you. And we hated you except for miss walsh, my drama teacher. She hooked me up she was like, take that energy and put it into these plays. And she showed me all these great playwrights and films. Jimmy this is you and your teacher, miss walsh. Yeah, thats miss walsh [ audeince aws ] [ applause ] shes awesome. She saved my butt a few times. Jimmy she saved your butt . How . Yeah. We were doing a play for kids. We were doing wizard of oz. And i was playing the scarecrow, naturally e of the show, you try to make everybody laugh. Right . You try to crack up your buddies. So, dorothy gives me the medal and gives me a brain and i with a very cheesy wink keep in mind im 13 say, ill see you tonight, dorothy. [ laughter ] and i give her this wink like this im a 13yearold boy. The height of comedy for me is sexual innuendo. Thats all i got jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah of course. [ laughter ] thats all ive got jimmy of course. And of course, the kids are like, what . And you know, the parents and chaperones in the audience are like and the principal was ready to give me the boot but miss walsh was like, no, no, no, he just messed up the line he didnt mean it that way it was supposed to be, see ya later. And she saved me jimmy see thats what [ laughter ] [ applause ] thats what a good teacher does see, if they see something in you and they believe in you, she helped you out and now look at you, buddy youre crushing it on New Amsterdam. Thank you jimmy i want to show a clip from the Season Finale of New Amsterdam. Lets take a look. Yes, max. The hospital is still here so you can go back to bed. Alice, alice, i need you to listen to me 911 dispatched an ambulance to pa but they dont have everything that we need an ambulance. Why . I need you to call dispatch and have them go back to the station and they need to pick up trauma dressing and surgical gloves and oxygen. And then, i need a second ambulance from New Amsterdam thats fully stocked with b positive blood and im doing it now. Max, whats happening . Im trying to save my family [ cheers and applause jimmy thats a crusher, buddy. Our thanks to ryan eggold. [ cheers and applause the New Amsterdam Season Finale is tuesday, may 14th at 10 00 p. M. Check that out up next, Vampire Weekend performs for us after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause my experience with usaa has been excellent. They really appreciate the military family and it really shows. With all that usaa offers why go with anybody else . We know their rates are good, we know that theyre always going to take care of us. It was an instant savings and i should have changed a long time ago. It was funny because when we would call another insurance company, hey would say oh we cant beat usaa were the webber family. Were the tenneys were the hayles, and were usaa members for life. Get your usaa Auto Insurance quote today. Shshow me homecoming. Baby sloth videos on youtube. Amu mind giving someone else a turn . Oh. Yeah i made myself a little comfortable here. I got a pizza for amy yes, thats me xfinity lets you search netflix, ani dont have my wallet, so. Thats simple. Easy. Awesome. Experience the entertainment you love on x1. Access netflix, prime video, youtube and more. All with the sound of your voice. Click, call or visit a store today. [ cheers and applause jimmy this is their first album in six years and this is their first time on tv in five years we love [ cheers and applause we love this band so much. And if you buy the vinyl, it comes out with a big folou pter theres a picture of a sloth on there. And i think, if anything has a a picture of a sloth, it should be number one forever. [ light laughter ] so, this is the album, father of the bride. [ applause ] its a great record. Performing this life from father of the bride, with a little help from haim, give it up for Vampire Weekend [ cheers and applause baby i know pai is as natural as the rai i just thought it didnt rain in california baby i know loveught it wa cause ive never known a love like this before y youve been cheating on cheating on me ive been cheating on cheating on you youve been cheating on me but ive been cheating through this life ohhrisall its suffering am i gfo i and i was told that war is how w landed on these shores i just though the drums would al be loud warnings Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo youve been cheating o cheating on me ive been cheating o cheating on you youve been cheating on m but ive been cheating through this lif and all its suffering oh christ am i good for nothin happened ye cause i dont remembe living life before thi darling our disease is the same one as the trees unaware that theyve been living in a forest hoo hoo youve been cheating o cheating on me ive been cheating on cheating on you youve been cheating on me but ive been cheating through this life youve been cheating on cheating on me ive been cheating o cheating on you and all its suffering youve been cheating on me ive been cheating you oh christ youve been cheating on cheating on me ive been cheating o cheating on you am i good for nothing youve been cheating m ive been cheating on yo this life youve been cheating on cheating on m ive been cheating o cheating on yo and all its suffering youve been cheating on m ive been cheating on yo oh chris youve been cheating on cheating on m ive been cheating o cheating on yo am i good for nothing youve been cheating on m ive been cheating on you [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh, i love it. I love ya. I love ya. I love ya. I love ya. Oh, my gosh look at that thats standing ovation why not . Vampire weekend [ cheers and applause father of the bride is out now. Vampire weekend. My thanks to amy poehler, ryan eggold, Vampire Weekend, haim and our Great Teachers in the audience [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Also the roots, right there form philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight andy cohen 2020 president ial candidate, senator amy klobuchar, music from regina spektor, featuring the 8g band with fred armisen [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. 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