Now substituting for colorado, number four, kyle broflovski. Oh jesus. Hes about to play. [gunfire] [grunting] mrs. Garrison, grab kyle. Which one is he . Arrrhhh. Ohhh. Hey, what the hell . Stop the game ahhhh ohhh. I got it. I got the ball. Kyle, no broflovski goes for the dunk. No my baaaaaaalllllssssss aagh. [screams] so let me get this straight. That woman over there was trying to get to her balls which were in the knees of a black child whose father is a dolphin. Yeah, thats basically it. Sounds like an open and shut case. All right, lets head em out. Im sorry, kyle. I should i have told you the surgery was cosmetic only. So does this mean im not really a dolphin . Lets get you two up to the clinic, and ill change you back for a nominal fee. But what about mr. Garrison . He cant go back. You know what, im okay. Even though im not truly a woman, i think i still like the new me. Id rather be a woman who cant have periods than a fag. Hey, guys this girl is staying a woman. Who wants
Democrats in 14 states across america will decide whether the democratic nominee should be an old man or an even older man. laughter now, remember, super tuesday is super important because whichever nominee comes out gets a big boost in the race for the democratic no, maam nays, and you also get all the losing candidates when youch money. Lets kick it off with a few results. Vermont was easily won by the original founder of the state Bernie Sanders. laughter already off to a win. applause and we know that colorado has also gone his way. But its looking like tonight is all about joe biden because black voters just put him over the top all across the south. In virginia, he won by 30 , and hes also been declared the winner in North Carolina and in alabama. So right now, black people are embracing biden so hard, i wouldnt be surprised if he rolls up to his next debate speech just like wakanda for, like you know the thing, you know the thing. laughter we can also report Michael Bloomberg wo
This is the big night when democrats in 14 states across america will decide whether the democratic nominee should be an old man or an even older man. laughter now, remember, super tuesday is super important because whichever nominee comes out gets a big boost in the race for the democratic no, maam nays, and you also get all the losing candidates when youch money. Lets kick it off with a few results. Vermont was easily won by the original founder of the state Bernie Sanders. laughter already off to a win. applause and we know that colorado has also gone his way. But its looking like tonight is all about joe biden because black voters just put him over the top all across the south. In virginia, he won by 30 , and hes also been declared the winner in North Carolina and in alabama. So right now, black people are embracing biden so hard, i wouldnt be surprised if he rolls up to his next debate speech just like wakanda for, like you know the thing, you know the thing. laughter we can also
Democratic no, maam nays, and you also get all the losing candidates when youch money. Lets kick it off with a few results. Vermont was easily won by the original founder of the state Bernie Sanders. laughter already off to a win. applause and we know that colorado has also gone his way. But its looking like tonight is all about joe biden because black voters just put him over the top all across the south. In virginia, he won by 30 , and hes also been declared the winner in North Carolina and in alabama. So right now, black people are embracing biden so hard, i wouldnt be surprised if he rolls up to his next debate speech just like wakanda for, like you know the thing, you know the thing. laughter we can also report Michael Bloomberg won the territory of american samoa, yeah, which means he gets their delegates and full control of their girl scout cookies. Its not thin mints, but its something. Every network tonight can give you the primary results as they happen, but here at the daily