[ laughter and applause [ laughter ] clickety, clackety, like little [ laughter ] have you never met a dog before . [ indiscernible seth she does. Yeah, i know. Man, dogs are for petting, seth to be fair, she does clickety clack a lot thats a fair hit. Multiple districts in iowa had booties are for shaking. Yeah. [ light laughter ] frisbee is like kramer, where to settle ties at last nights were like he cant enter the caucus by coin flip. Then, a zoo in england recently room without like sliding around discovered that their big cats [ laughter ] people still use those things . Are more active in their said Michael Bloomberg [ laughter and applause seth shes always like burst environment if you spray in with her new invention. Calvin kleins obsession for men. Then go [ indiscernible [ laughter ] former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg today announced and i was like, what seth Brooklyn Ninenine coming back. He is doubling his spending on thats not a surprise. Coming back seth very exciting
And walked off stage [ laughter ] despite President Trump claiming that athletes and protesters have disrespected the national anthem, video surfaced from trumps Super Bowl Party showing him fidgeting, pointing and pretending to conduct an orchestra during the song. Take a look. And the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air [ laughter ] seth oh my god, youre the leader of the free world and you look like a 5yearold kid an hour into a catholic mass [ laughter ] do you have to [ applause ] i mean, seriously, do you have to pee or something . Well, you should have thought of that before you went insane. [ laughter ] the New Hampshire primary is now a week away, which means were only a few short months from finding out who won iowa [ laughter and applause multiple districts in iowa had to settle ties at last nights caucus by coin flip. People still use those things . Said Michael Bloomberg [ laughter and applause former new york mayor Mike Bloomberg today announced he is doubling his
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