[ laughter and applause [ laughter ] >> -- clickety, clackety, like little - [ laughter ] have you never met a dog before? [ indiscernible >> seth: she does. >> yeah, i know. man, dogs are for petting, >> seth: to be fair, she does clickety clack a lot that's a fair hit. multiple districts in iowa had booties are for shaking. >> yeah. [ light laughter ] frisbee is like kramer, where to settle ties at last night's were like he can't enter the caucus by coin flip. then, a zoo in england recently room without like sliding around discovered that their big cats [ laughter ] "people still use those things?" are more active in their said michael bloomberg [ laughter and applause >> seth: she's always like burst environment if you spray in with her new invention. calvin klein's obsession for men. >> then go - [ indiscernible [ laughter ] former new york mayor mike bloomberg today announced and i was like, what >> seth: "brooklyn nine-nine" coming back. he is doubling his spending on that's not a surprise. >> coming back >> seth: very exciting television commercials >> season seven. and he's not joking. that cologne is from 1998. >> seth: seven and eight apparently he's even the new [ cheers and applause >> yeah. >> seth: seven and eight >> yeah. lead guitarist for "cars for kids." of course cougars love it. >> seth: this a show that was cancelled and then came back [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] and it must be crazy that not y'all have to stop only did it come back for sort of its swan song [ laughter and applause >> yeah. you can't just be "ohh"-ing >> seth: it's now multiple kylie jenner celebrated her everything cougars. seasons. 2-year-old daughter stormi's >> yeah, and we -- yeah, like ohh. you said, we got picked up for [ laughter ] an eighth that we're gonna shoot birthday this weekend by setting after this one airs. >> seth: great up a custom amusement park called stormiworld ohh. >> so, we're stoked. >> seth: that's really awesome, [ laughter ] and i'm really excited for this season incidentally, stormiworld is vanessa bayer cameoed this also what trump calls puerto rico. then i read an article that said season harry and meghan's choice to >> yeah, care bear right there [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] step back from the royal family >> seth: one of the best was a missed opportunity to heal >> the best. race relations in the u.k. >> seth: what she looks like, and i was like, what i'm just gonna say it, like not according to reports, a good cop jennifer lopez went through ten >> what? it's not her job to fix your >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] hours of hair and make up ahead [ bleep ] country. besides, she already taught you of her super bowl halftime performance. all right. the most valuable lesson of all, so we have to move on to real even worse, terry bradshaw reason you're here tonight started putting on his outfit in 1921. black people don't have time for >> yeah. your [ bleep ] so treat us right >> seth: "second chance theatre. >> "second chance theatre. [ laughter and applause or we'll move to canada! it [ cheers and applause >> seth: this is a sketch that went to dress two times. >> yes >> seth: and it's called "griff banks: sensitive bully." the makers of peeps have announced they will be selling i said, we will move to canada do you hear me seth? >> yeah. "griff banks: sensitive bully. hot tamale flavored marshmallows this easter season >> seth: sorry, what >> that's what i thought >> seth: what was the impetus and when he heard that, jesus announced he's not coming back then something happened that you are never going to believe for this idea? [ laughter ] okay >> well, it was written by me and colin jost and rob klein >> seth: yeah. >> and it is sort of pulling for real from the '80s and some '90s film disneyland has begun offering a tropes of like the bully that's new "star wars" themed spicy last week in a town called like riding the nerd the whole movie. green milk drink, although it's perryville, maryland, a white not selling well man robbed a bank in black face. but then when the nerd stands up partially because it's spicy to the bully, the bully kind of and i was like, what caves. >> seth: yeah. milk, but mostly because it's >> seth: and you're like, "yeah. called baby yoda's blood are you doing? go nerd! [ laughter ] [ laughter ] now you know there's probably >> seth: so that's what was sort of the impetus only one black person in >> yeah. perryville, maryland >> seth: in both times it went to dress, do you feel like -- and his life is bad enough [ light laughter ] how do you think it played at dress? mmm, that's q-blood. >> i thought very well but on the bright side, that >> seth: okay. >> yeah. [ laughter ] bank robber probably got home. >> seth: you think it should have aired >> yeah. >> seth: okay. a company in japan has started >> but i thought everything i holding funerals for old sex and his wife was like, ooh, no, bob, leave it on did should have aired. [ laughter ] dolls where clients can mourn [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> seth: that's very noble of you to point that out as well. their doll while they watch it get destroyed. >> for sure. >> seth: couple of - >> you never let me in on then - "update," man. [ applause ] >> seth: you were on update -- and for once i can say with yeah, they had weird sex >> you -- oh, no you always cut me. absolute certainty, she's in a then, i heard my favorite person i had to get celebrities via better place it >> seth: no, you were on to look at, billy porter, was at [ laughter and applause the grammys. "updat tical frank was a bad and i was like, what - sketch >> it sucked did he wear? [ laughter ] and i saw him and he looked beautiful. then i saw that he had a crazy and finally, we don't always hat and i was like, what have enough time to cover everything in the news so here with a recap is one of it's gorgeous! >> seth: do a quick snippet of topical frank for the people our writers, amber ruffin, in a >> topical frank would be like - segment we call, "amber says what." then i saw that it had an ♪ [ cheers and applause internal mechanism that opened >> seth: he would come on "update. and shut it's bedazzled veil >> he'd be like, "yeah, boy. and i was like, what look something about the caucus, >> you guys, things have been crazy! "topical." [ laughter ] okay man, i tell you what, if i ever >> seth: it was your way of a so, first of all, the super bowl was this weekend got my hands on that hat we and i saw the halftime show, and i was like, what wouldn't be doing no "amber says what," we'd be doing "billy shakira played the drums, and i was like, what porter's hat says what." tl me like, "it's not really topical and guess what and we want something topical this week. i did, and now we are. >> seth: yeah. then j. lo did some crazy stuff >> so -- so we wrote topical on a pole. frank. and i was like, what it's time for "billy porter's hat says what. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause then someone reminded me that >> seth: there are two things j. lo is 50. about that i want the audience >> you guys, things have been to be ready for in "griff banks" that we diverge on and i was like, what - crazy. >> yeah. first of all i heard that >> seth: and we -- our tastes kind of sorcery is this? overlap a lot. there's line about griff banks' dog -- gwyneth paltrow is selling a >> right candle that smells like her >> seth: that i feel very who are you, jen-jamin buttons vagina [ laughter ] strongly against and you feel and i was like - very strongly pro. [ laughter and applause >> crushed it dress. then i found out part of trump's border wall fell over. >> seth: crushed it dress. >> one of the two times. and i was like, what [ laughter ] [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> seth: there's also -- there's and then i found out it fell a line, it might just -- the over on to mexico. camera might just cut to me -- then trump's campaign held a >> right rally to win over black voters >> seth: -- after that line so and i was like, oh, what the audience knows that was a [ laughter ] by handing out cash in a black community. thing i wasn't - what did this? a bulldozer? and i was like - a wrecking ball? [ laughter and applause >> that you were maybe against no, the wind >> seth: i was maybe against >> okay. >> seth: and i'll try to like with my expression reveal how i felt about the line. the wind blew it over. and i was like, what where you doing that at? >> okay, we'll see how it goes but then i found out the black >> seth: i'm very excited about this >> me too. >> seth: all right well, at least that won't happen again, because if there's one women's caucus of south carolina everybody stick around, and tune in thursday for the season endorsed tom steyer for premiere of "brooklyn president. nine-nine," again on nbc we'll be right back with thing that's super rare on andy samberg and second chance theatre. planet earth, it's wind. [ light laughter ] and when i realized the closest [ cheers and applause ♪ p.s., of course the wall got thing the democratic party has blown down, the only thing to a black woman is tom steyer, i was like - ♪i'm always walking to the same old place♪ [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] this has been "amber says what" in billy porter's hat. [ laughter and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪just in case i see your face♪ oh if you think about it, yeah, that was excellent >> seth: give it up for amber ruffin, everybody. ♪i may be acting crazy now it's getting late♪ then, the national science foundation's solar telescope took its first picture of the sun. [ cheers and applause and billy porter's hat ♪they took my heart away actual hat flew here in an airplane ♪but i'll be okay, 'cause♪ and i saw it and was like, what? from far away the sun is a travels with two people. beautiful hot ball of glowing ♪in my dream world we've got a great show for you tonight. he's the star of nbc's "brooklyn ♪i'm still your dream girl gases whose gravity holds the nine-nine" which returns for it's seventh season this solar system together. ♪ooh, i'm still your dream girl♪ but up close the sun ain't nothing but a big old ashy leg thursday with a special back-to-back episode event andy samberg is here tonight [ laughter ] ♪ooh [ cheers and applause and from the unaired "snl" hey astronauts, the next t ♪ archives, we have an all-new second chance theatre for you tonight. we're so excited about that. ♪ooh (slow musi♪ plays) before we get to our show though, the iowa caucus was held yesterday and chaos ensued, (laughter) ♪ keeping the results a mystery until about 5:00 p.m. today. largely due to the use of a malfunctioning app developed to make the process easier, which ♪ brings us to a segment we call, "hey!" ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: hey, iowa, how did you beef this? ♪ [ light laughter ] you had four years to get ready, and this was the result? this is worse than the husband who comes home on valentine's (baby coos) day with a flower from the ♪ neighbor's yard, a bag of skittles and a card that says, "sorry for your loss." [ laughter ] (laughter) man on video chat: hey! man chasing dog: oh no no no no! and hey, democrats are stressed enough about the 2020 election as it is (baby crying) ♪ remember that horror movie in 2016 where everyone was confident and then it all went to hell? way to let everyone know that ♪ jason isn't really dead. [ light laughter ] and hey, what kind of weirdo antiquated system are the caucuses anyway? it's like the musical chairs meets debate class meets a slow gas leak [ light laughter ] it's the most embarrassing thing to happen in a high school gym since that time i got hit in the nards playing volleyball, and it hurt so much i threw up. [ laughter ] there's rules about how hard you can throw it, jessica moore. [ laughter ] and i like to question your i'm yoevery move.n law. and hey, i have nothing against old fashioned ways of doing things as long as it's not for like this left turn. something important. if your friend brews his own it's the next one. beer, that's great you always drive this slow? how did you make someone i love? if your doctor still uses leeches, you get a new doctor. that must be why you're always so late. i do not speed. [ laughter ] and that's saving me cash with drivewise. and hey, you can't take outmoded system and fix it with an app. my son, he did say that you were the safe option. some things are too old for modern solutions and that's the nicest thing you ever said to me. when grandma starts having so get allstate. stop bossing. trouble getting around, you where good drivers save 40% for avoiding mayhem, like me. don't buy her a razor scooter. [ laughter ] this is my son's favorite color, you should try it. and hey, what was the name of the company that built this app [mayhem] you always drive like an old lady? [tina] you're an old lady. anyway at&t knows you have a lot of things on your mind. vote tracker my caucus pal? shadow staying connected shouldn't be one of them. people already think this process is shady that's like releasing a dating app called axe murderer. [ laughter ] an aside "hey" to the media. that's why we're offering contactless delivery don't cause more trouble and set-up on all devices. last night one of the iowa precinct secretaries was on hold with the democratic party, and for those experiencing financial hardship due to this crisis, waiting to report the results while also talking to wolf blitzer on cnn and then this happened. we'll work with you to keep your service up and running. >> wolf i have been on hold for over an hour with the iowa democratic party hi! because at at&t, >> what are you hearing? we're always committed to keeping you connected. i know you're listening to a conversation from the iowa democratic party >> um -- theand we want to thank times, the extraordinary people in the healthcare community, >> can i help you? working to care for all of us. >> so, this is a real at novartis, we promise to do our part. coincidence, wolf, i just got off hold, just now as always, we're doing everything we can to help keep cosentyx accessible and affordable. so i've got to get off the phone to report the results. >> all right go ahead, report your -- if you have any questions at all, >> hello >> can we listen in as you report them? sean call us, email us, visit us online. >> yeah. cool >> all right, let's listen >> okay. hi we're here to help support you when you need us. hello. take care, and be well. they hung up on me to learn more, call one eight four four cosentyx [ laughter ] >> hey wolf, don't distract him or visit cosentyx.com if you're on the phone with a friend at the same time they're calling 911 about a car crash, you don't say "can i listen in while you describe your injuries." [ laughter ] and hey, mayor pete, don't tweet before the results are official. iowa, you have shocked the nation by all indications we're going on in new hampshire victorious there were no indications, and no one was victorious yet. at the end of the 3rd quarter of the super bowl, the 49ers didn't tw ball indications we're going to disneyworld [ light laughter ] and hey, iowans, i feel for you. you take this seriously. and it wasn't your fault the iowa democratic party let you down but you do know this was your last caucus. right? when you blow it this bad, you don't get another chance nobody's going to make "hot rod 2. >> hey >> seth: whoa! [ cheers and applause this has been "hey!" ♪ what ♪ >> it's a cult classic >> seth: all right, we'll be right back with andy samberg >> seth: hello [ cheers and applause ♪ and welcome to second chance theatre where sketches that were once cut from "saturday night live" are given, well, a second chance ♪ life is too far to walk alone. ♪ tonight, a tale of a young high schooler with two disparate personalities tearing him apart. on the one hand, he's an individual who physically and verbally intimidates those who he perceives as vulnerable, and on the other, he's a giant puss. [ laughter ] we now present the sketch "griff banks, the sensitive bully," starring andy samberg and featuring the second chance players. please enjoy [ bell rings ] >> hey, what did you get for number eight >> uh -- [ cheers and applause the limit as x approaches zero is zero. ♪'t do it on your own >> hey nerds [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ♪ and don't you know how bad we need each other? ♪ give me your lunch money or i'll pound ya >> we just gave it to you ♪ you know what i'm saying? yesterday, griff >> well, i want it again so cough it up. ♪ hmmm...mmm...mmmm...mmmm [ light laughter ] >> just leave us alone, griff. >> what did you just say to me [ light laughter ] >> you're always picking on everyone, but you're not so tough. you're just -- you're just a big jerk >> no, i'm not [ laughter ] >> are you crying? >> no! ♪ griff banks ♪ he's a big tough bully griff bank but he's also a puss ♪ ♪ ♪ griff banks the sensitive bully ♪ ♪ ♪ let's see. >> what's up, you queefs it's dry. there's no dry time! [ laughter ] >> oh, hey, griff. makes us wonder why we booked fifteen-second ad slots! >> did you do my homework like i told you to? dries instantly and keeps you protected or am i going to have to pound you? >> hey, come on griff, take it for forty-eight-hours. easy ♪ >> what did you say to me? [ laughter ] >> i didn't do your homework okay i'm not scared of you. tumswhen heartburn hitsstick forty-eight-hours. [ crying ] fight back fast... [ laughter ] ...with tums chewy bites... griff? beat heartburn fast >> my old man's always wailing tums chewy bites on me. [ laughter ] >> what? >> my family's always moving ♪ sometimes in our lives thers ] around, so i never make any real friends. >> oh, boy ♪ we all have pain >> yeah, let's get out of here >> oh, well, screw you guys then who needs ya ♪ we all have sorrow [ cheers and applause ♪ but if we are wise ♪ we know that there's ♪ always tomorrow ♪ lean on me, ♪ when you're not strong hey numb nuts, what's the matter ♪ and i'll be your friend with your book >> hey, man, don't do that ♪ i'll help you carry on again, or i'll hit ya. [ crying ] [ laughter ] ♪ for it won't be long what's wrong with you? >> i tried to take steroids, but all i did was shrink my nuggets. ♪ 'til i'm gonna need >> ew, what? ♪ somebody to lean on >> you want to see it looks freaky. >> no, man, you got problems ♪ we all need somebody to lean on ♪ >> i do, thanks for listening bro. you're my best friend. >> we're not friends >> fine then, screw you! who needs ya ♪ [ cheers and applause featuring the emmy award-winning voice remote. oh, come on, griff, pull it together all the apps you love, including netflix, prime video, youtube and hulu. you're the king of the school. and the most 4k content. >> hey, hi, griff. [ crying ] the best entertainment experience all in one place. what's wrong >> i let my dog have sex with me [ audience ohs ] [ laughter ] >> what? why? >> i wanted to lose my virginity to someone i knew. [ laughter ] >> griff, you don't have to tell me this. >> i'm a terrible bully, this isn't even a varsity jacket. it's my little pony. [ laughter ] i'm not a bully, i'm just a ♪ gaping snorf [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] >> seth: welcome back everybody. give it up for 8g band right over there [ cheers and applause back with us tonight, he's the >> you're not a gaping snorf drummer for 2020 rock 'n' roll hall of fame inductees you're a totally decent bully. nine inch nails, and also his >> i am? own solo endeavor, "the new ♪ >> yeah, you have all the regime," whose upcoming album classic bully traits, bad home "heart, mind, body and soul" life, low self-esteem. drops march 6th. >> i hate nerds.[ light laughte] be sure to catch them on tour >> yeah, you hate nerds. with silversun pickups next month. ilan rubin everyone. [ cheers and applause thanks for being here, ilan. here, take my lunch money. our first guest tonight is an >> oh, okay. emmy and golden globe award winning comedian you know from his work on "saturday night but can i say bullied it off you? [ laughter ] live" and is one third of the >> sure. [ laughter ] lonely island. he returns for the seventh season of "brooklyn nine-nine" >> cool, see you around. oh, and nerd with a special two-episode >> yeah? >> thanks. premiere event thursday night at 8:00 right here on nbc. [ laughter ] let's take a look. ♪ >> street's clear. no sign of the shooter where'd he go? [ sniffs ] >> shh, shh, shh, shh. >> why you shh-ing me? hey, pizza face, go to prom with >> i'm doing that thing where i listen really closely for a me >> ew, no. noise clue, like glass breaking >> but i'm 37! or trash wrestling >> cool. is it working? >> no, not yet ♪ griff banks >> because i'm talking the sensitive bully ♪ >> well, it's not helping. >> right, right, right i'll be quiet. [ cheers and applause >> you don't have to say you'll be quiet just be quiet. >> okay. i'm sorry for not being quiet. >> once again, don't have to say it >> just want you hear what i'm >> seth: give it up for the doing. >> understood. i'm just gonna listen. >> okay. i'll be very quiet second chance players, everybody! >> don't have to say it. we'll be right back with andy and the writers of tonight's >> just wanna make sure you know second chance theatre. what i'm doing >> please stop. >> so i don't -- >> stop talking. [ cheers and applause >> i'll stop talking now >> great ♪ >> make sure i don't do that >> all right, charles. i love you but you ruined it [ trash wrestling >> both: trash wrestle ♪ ♪ [ laughter ] >> seth: please welcome to the show, our good friend andy samberg ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> seth: samberg, you're back. you're back. you're looking good. >> i feel great. ♪ >> seth: you -- you're a father now? ♪ i mean, you've been a father for a bit. >> i'm a dad >> seth: you're a dad. ♪ >> you can't tell by looking at me [ cheers ] >> seth: so, do you feel as though you've had some dad transitioning? >> aside from the beard? >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> thanks for -- thanks for noticing, seth [ laughter ] i feel like i'm working on a pretty signature dad bod >> seth: yeah. >> i pick her up a lot, so my guns are really rocking. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> but i eat all of her bread fechildren's claritin allergy relief. ♪ crust. and relief from symptoms caused by so, my tum's a little fat. >> seth: gotcha. [ laughter ] over two hundred outdoor and indoor allergens. so, you're sort of finishing up the crusts because to a kid, a grassy hill is irresistabale. >> i've eaten more crusts in the last two and half years than in children's claritin. the rest of my life combined feel the clarity and live claritin clear. >> seth: gotcha. [ laughter ] >> and i can't remember the last time i hd you -- when you were did you like the crust more than ever, your home is your sanctuary. >> no, i made other people eat them >> seth: gotcha. >> yeah. [ laughter ] that's why lincoln offers you the ability to purchase >> seth: so is this -- do you feel like you're completing -- a new vehicle remotely with participating dealers. >> i think, yeah it's like -- the circle of life. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] an effortless transaction- >> that's what they meant. all without leaving the comfort- and safety of your home. >> seth: but bread >> but the -- yeah i'm now -- i'm - >> seth: you're completing sandwiches from your youth with that's the power of sanctuary. crusts now >> yes and for a little extra help, receive 0% apr financing [ laughter ] [ applause ] and defer your first payment up to 120 days on the purchase of a new lincoln. i'm glad i came now. >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> seth: you also -- you sent me a picture from your hotel room the other day, standing on the scale, 'cause you were a little worried you were putting on the pounds [ laughter ] and it -- it read 50 >> yeah i don't think the scale's working. [ laughter ] and i thought it'd be funny to send you a picture of that and now we're talking about it >> seth: it was 50, and then you se >> 51, yeah. [ laughter ] i did have a big dinner. and it did -- i kicked up an lb. >> seth: yeah, you kicked up and lb >> yeah. >> seth: it's not showing. it's not showing at all. >> thank you very much >> seth: what is -- what is your lovely daughter into these days? >> she's very into "the nutcracker." >> seth: okay. the musical. >> the original. >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: how did it get introduced to her? >> we took her to see a marionette show. >> seth: okay. there's a wonderful marionette theater in los angeles called the bob baker marionette theater. and we took her to their christmas marionette show of ♪ "the nutcracker." and she flipped for it ♪ and now we listen to "the nutcracker" nonstop. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] like multiple times a day sort of situation >> oh, on a loop >> seth: okay, gotcha. >> yeah. [ laughter ] and she knows all the tracks you know >> seth: yeah. >> it's -- it's pretty heavy [ laughter ] ♪ life is too far ♪ you can't do it on your own ♪ >> seth: i took my boys to see this paddington bears show this weekend. >> right ♪ but time will show >> seth: and i was like, "all right, the 3-year-old, i think he'll did it." ♪ and don't you know how bad we need each other? ♪ i was a little about the one -- the minute it started the 1-year-old was like, "no, no." ♪ you know what i'm saying? [ laughter ] and it was a huge bummer ♪ hmmm...mmm...mmmm...mmmm yeah >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: i mean for him. we super dug it. yeah >> understood. [ light laughter ] >> seth: my son, also -- there were two actors and a puppet paddington was played by a puppet >> okay. >> seth: it wasn't an actual bear, and -- [ light laughter ] >> bummer. bummer, but okay >> seth: my son, the 3-year-old, very loudly at point said, "i do not like the people. i only like the bear." [ laughter and applause >> speaking for everyone in the audience, i'm sure >> seth: yeah. i mean, and again, they were villainous these actors were getting the villainy across. >> got it. >> seth: yeah. >> so they were the bad guys >> seth: they were the bad guys. >> so he was following the story. >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but also hates people [ laughter ] >> seth: he hates people you do not you love people. >> i love people >> seth: and you were a great -- you were a great friend to me, and everyone in my family. >> love you. >> seth: save for one member of my member. >> yeah. >> seth: the non-person. >> right >> seth: frisbee by the dog. >> frisbee the piece of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> seth: you -- you sent back -- just like covered california teammateshelps you finder find a way to win, you sent back the christmas health insurance you can afford. card they're the only place you can get financial assistance >> yeah. >> seth: because frisbee was on to help pay for health coverage. the christmas card >> yeah. plus, this year, the state is providing more help >> seth: just so you know, this is what was on the christmas card than ever before. >> yeah. [ audience aws ] and because a new law requires californians to have >> seth: see >> you might as well have sent me anthrax health coverage or pay a penalty, [ laughter ] covered california has made it easier to get financial help, look at this piece of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] but time's limited. visit coveredca.com or call to enroll today. i had to hire a cleaning crew because of all the barf in my house. [ laughter ] >> seth: you also -- we've told this story before. you have disliked frisbee from the beginning. >> from the jump i'm not one of these, oh, bandwagon frisbee-haters [ laughter ] >> seth: there's not a bandwagon. >> oh, now everybody wants to hate frisbee but i was there in the beginning, hating frisbee, saying he was a ugly little piece of [ bleep ] [ laughter ] and i stand by that. you can check the tape >> seth: frisbee was this big, and we put her on your lap and for second >> ugh >> seth: and you for real went, "ughh. >> ughh. [ laughter ] >> seth: and she just like ♪ >> announcer: for more thumped on to the floor. >> yeah. "late night," go to [ laughter ] >> seth: she's not a smart dog, latenightseth.com. follow us on instagram and and we look back at that moment twitter @latenightseth and be sure to check us out on as like the turning point. youtube and facebook head over to itunes to subscribe >> i've been walking home in to the "late night with seth meyers" podcast new york drunk at 4:00 in the morning and seeing rats i like you'll get "a closer look" and more than frisbee. more downloaded right to your [ laughter ] phone. i know, it's like part of the when we first opened our doors, family it's a dog it didn't take us long to realize ... >> seth: i want to congratulate you. ...we weren't in the car business. this is very exciting. at lexus, we were in the people business. you were just in sundance. >> yeah. >> seth: in a movie. >> yeah. >> seth: that you produced and started. we needed to be helpful . . . >> yeah. >> seth: and you broke a record for sale, the sale of the movie or something . . . respectful . . . >> yeah. and compassionate. to treat people like guests. >> seth: $17.5 million and 69 cents it's what we all signed up for. >> 69 cents, yeah. 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[ cheers and applause andy, we'll start with you how do you feel it played? >> andy: i'm feeling like i wish i had changed before this part >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] right, that you're still in full griff banks, that you're still wearing the wig. >> andy: yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> andy: starting to regret that a little bit [ laughter ] >> i mean, it's hard to get out of character >> andy: yeah. >> there's no method about it. [ laughter ]h. >> seth: do you, rob, and colin, do you remember writing the sketch >> very well [ laughter ] >> seth: and did it sort of fly off -- fly on to the page, i should say did the inspiration just come fast and furious >> yeah, i think griff kind of wrote it for us. >> yeah, griff kind of wrote himself. >> andy: griff wrote it for us [ laughter ] >> seth: to dress twice, do you remember the two hosts >> emma stone and gabourey sidibe. >> seth: yeah, there you go. >> right >> yeah. >> yeah. >> classic find to replace, yeah >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. did you -- do you remember -- well, you were in it both times. do you feel like it played well enough to go to -- >> i was in it both times? >> seth: yeah. >> nice. [ laughter ] >> sure. um, yeah, i loved it - [ laughter ] each time. each and every time. >> seth: john, you have some other favorites of andy's that did not find their way to air. do you want to share some of those? >> this wasn't on air? griff banks? >> seth: this has never aired. >> oh, it went to dress. >> seth: yeah, it went to dress. >> which is right before air >> seth: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> then they cut it. [ laughter ] >> we worked on a piece, i think it was friday night until about 4:00 a.m called -- it was an "update" feature. you did "update. >> seth: yeah. yeah, i did, yeah, yeah. >> it was called "the guy who just woke up." [ light laughter ] so andy would come out and he'd be like, "ah." he'd be tired, you know? he just woke up. and i remember we got off the elevator at 4:00 a.m and we had turned it in. and we were in the lobby and we all wanted to go home and andy said, "oh, wait, maybe we should call him bed head joe. [ laughter ] and you know, we were like - we were like, "i don't know, bed head jones, we kind of want to go home, but looking back, i think that, you know, that would have saved it. [ laughter ] >> andy: yeah, i think it would have -- it would have put it over the top >> i realize today how many of your characters that we worked on had the entire premise of the sketch in the name of the character. >> andy: right well you got to let them know up front. >> all the jokes [ laughter ] >> seth: there was gerald. >> gerald, he's always sick. also cut [ laughter ] >> andy: yeah, never aired >> gerard, the worse dude ever, also cut >> seth: the worst dude ever [ laughter ] do you remember a couple things about gerard a couple of detail what do they call it, recumbent bike >> andy: recumbent bike. >> teva sandals. >> andy: tevas and socks >> seth: he followed -- he was like a dead head but for jamiroquai >> andy: yeah, the quai. [ laughter ] he followed the quai >> seth: we refers to them as the quai >> andy: he's on tour with the quai [ laughter ] >> and had an iguana named gary larsson >> andy: yeah. creator of the first >> who was it that liked the martinelli's sparkling apple cider? >> andy: that was -- >> i texted you on thanksgiving. >> we just were talking about this >> seth: lomax >> andy: lomax >> yeah, lomax >> andy: none of these aired [ laughter ] >> seth: can you do lomax's voice for us for a second? >> andy: oh, in truly, such a pleasure to see you. [ laughter ] would you like another glass of martinelli's sparkling cider, the world's most perfect beverage >> yeah. i feel like i'm in the room with lomax. >> seth: yeah. colin, you -- we were -- you know, we e-mailed this script around, because we were talking about doing this and you made an observation about griff banks, that it was sort of -- it was a foreshadowing the future of american politics. >> that's right.redent of the ud states [ laughter ] >> seth: but basically a sensitive bully -- >> sensitive bully >> seth: -- would be exactly who would hold the highest office. >> andy, good job. [ laughter ] >> yeah. finger on the future polls >> do you think he would own up to being a gaping snorf? [ laughter ] >> seth: so gaping snorf, looking back, do you feel like gaping snorf played as well as you had hoped it would play? >> seth: what about the second time >> second time when amber said it >> yeah, because you say it and then another character says it >> andy: well, what was nice is we cut to seth in the middle [ laughter ] and klein and i were talking, we were like, "that was our mistake at 'snl. we should have cut to lorne. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. it would've been fun just in general, there should be a lorne-cam that people can watch. >> oh, my god. >> right >> seth: like, you know, there's like certain like football games where you can just watch the feed from, like, a different camera >> yeah. >> seth: if there was a lorne-cam, that would be amazing. >> like mic'ed up. >> seth: yeah. >> lorne's mic'ed up >> andy: throws his wine glass against the wall mother [ bleep ] >> and he's throwing the headphones [ laughter ] >> seth: klein, do you remember being under the bleachers for griff banks thinking this is going to air >> i remember the first part of that of being under the bleachers for sure >> seth: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> i think we thought it probably would air >> seth: yeah. >> and i think it was maybe a little controversial that it didn't air >> seth: yeah, like controversial in that people cared? >> like, what we were mad about. >> seth: yeah. [ laughter ] >> among us three. >> seth: it was a controversy that still burns today >> andy: the gabourey sidibe one, it was picked for air >> seth: yeah. >> andy: and got cut on air and the sketch that played instead was a will forte sketch, a character he did called "hamilton. >> seth: hamilton whiteman >> yeah. >> seth: yeah. >> andy: and i think we should have done griff. [ laughter ] >> you're going to throw your boy forte under the bus right now. >> andy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, everyone thinks forte is so nice. [ laughter ] >> seth: oh, boy that's iuger ] >> in fairness to hamilton, he was a -- i believe an aryan nationalist with a bob haircut [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> in fairness, yeah >> seth: they were really -- they were really kind of both foreshadowing america. >> andy: truth >> seth: yeah. >> andy: yeah. >> seth: what's the worst -- do you have a worst moment under the bleachers with lorne, as far as - >> a worst moment. >> seth: or like - >> oh, my favorite moment was his son eddie -- >> seth: yeah. >> maybe he was 11 at the time lorne was watching a sketch of ours on the monitor and he kept going -- "ah." like that, you know, because it wasn't doing well. so eventually, eddie just was staring at him and then, eddie went, "ah. [ laughter ] like, mimicking him. [ laughter ] i thought that was cute. and then, a lot of other times that were very hurtful [ laughter ] >> at some point, like, last and he turned to me under the bleachers, lorne, and he said, [ laughter and applause >> seth: alex baze, who ran update when i was there, and is now the head writeon update. i tried a new thing where i basically looked through a magnifying glass at some point and was doing a bit with a british accent and lorne told baze when it was over, he just said, "burn the tapes. [ laughter ] which i don't, looking back, i don't think baze should have told me. [ laughter ] >> we had a game show host once named robert blaze, i think. and lorne went, "everyone's confused, because they think it's ruben blades. [ light laughter ] and we're like, "oh, no, they're not. you know you know, 47 years he knows what he's doing >> seth: he knows what he's doing. you guys, congratulations on it finally finding air. i'm sorry, you know, it's on a weeknight like after 1:00 a.m. but -- >> andy: this is better truthfully >> seth: yeah. >> andy: and thank you for giving it this chance to shine [ laughter ] >> seth: and shine it did. >> andy: yeah. >> seth: we'll be right back [ cheers and applause ♪ when you think of a bank, you think of people in a place. but when you have the chase mobile app, your bank can be virtually any place. so, when you get a check... you can deposit it from here. and you can see your transactions and check your balance from here. or pay bills from here. so when someone asks you, "where's your bank?" you can tell them: here's my bank. or here's my bank. or, here's my bank. because if you download and use the chase mobile app, your bank is virtually any place. visit chase.com/mobile. you may not be thinking about blood donation, but blood is needed to save the lives of people who are sick with a range of illnesses. it's easy and safe to give. if you are in good health, please donate. we need heroes now. visit red cross blood dot org to schedule an appointment. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> seth: my thanks to andy samberg, john mulaney, keenan thompson, colin jost, rob klein, ilan rubin, and of course the 8g band stay tuned for "lilly singh. we'll see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause ♪ >> lilly: tonight on "a little late with lilly singh," i'm going to talk about something that everyone lies about, porn meeting with our content team just like, "okay according to market research, munching booty is trending." 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