tonight, join jimmy and his guests - john mulaney bad bunny, musical guest bad bunny and sech and featurinthe legendary roots crew questlove: 1214 steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy: hi, everyone welcome. thank you so much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. this is it you re here. [ cheers and applause i love it! what a crowd thank you so much for being here seriously, what s better than sitting next to 300 people during a worldwide pandemic? am i right [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause well, last night, president trump held a press conference to ease fears about the coronavirus. and after he was done, everyone in america breathed a huge sigh of panic [ laughter ] the big news is that trump picked mike pence to lead the government s response to the coronavirus. [ laughter ] trump said he chose pence because he has a certain talent for this [ laughter ] and that talent is always looking
sandwiches again [ laughter ] president trump was impeached today. though i think it s a little like having a raccoon in your garage and poking it with a broom. it s still there, it s just mad now. [ light laughter ] president trump was on twitter during today s impeachment vote and accused democrats of carrying out, quote, an assault on america and an assault on the republican party filled with atrocious lies by the radical left. oh my god, stop yelling. [ laughter ] i feel like we elected a 2:00 a.m.mattress commercial as president. why do you always have to use all caps honestly i can t wait until trump is finally out of office and the only time we see all caps is when joe biden smiles. [ laughter ] according to a new report, women worldwide will not receive equal pay to men until the year 2277 in that case, let it all burn, said greta thunberg. [ cheers and applause a new study has found that iceland is the most gender-equal country in the world, because it turns out
president trump was impeached today. though i think it s a little like having a raccoon in your garage and poking it with a broom. it s still there, it s just mad now. president trump was on twitter during today s impeachment vote and accused democrats of carrying out quote an assault on america and an assault on the republican party filled with atrocious lies by the radical left. [ laughter ] i feel like we elected a 2:00 a.m.mattress commercial as president. why do you always have to use all caps honestly i can t wait until trump is finally out of office and the only time we see all caps is when joe biden smiles. [ laughter ] according to a new report, women worldwide will not receive equal pay to men until the year 2277 in that case, let it all burn, [ cheers and applause a new study has found that iceland is the most gender-equal country in the world, because it turns out it s pretty hard to discriminate based on gender when everyone s wearing 12 layers. [ laughter ]
karlie kloss musical guest solange, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove: 1168 steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy: oh, my goodness. hi, everyone [ cheers and applause oh, i feel the love! i feel the love! thank you. i give it right back to you. welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. this is it [ cheers and applause you re here. well, you guys, today is cyber monday [ scattered cheers ] yeah all across the country, people spent the day ordering a bunch of crap online in their underwear, then remembered it was cyber monday steve: oh [ laughter ] jimmy: seriously, americans love cyber monday. mostly because it s like black friday minus the cardio. [ laughter ] i don t know, maybe it s just me, but i feel like cyber monday has gotten way too commercial it used to mean something. but now it s just about buying stuff. [ laughter ] but this is cool i saw that forever 21 had a great cyber monday d
if you do it right, get the parody and make it look like one of the things that s somehow funnier, because it subverts your clappings to the movie to watch documentaries. it makes you feel like i m watching this thing that feels and looks like an important movie except there is one little thing off from it. ian mcewan and documentary now!, when we continue. rose: funding for charlie rose has been provided by the following: and by bloomberg, a provider of multimedia news and information services worldwide. captioning sponsored by rose communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. ian mcewan is here, his novels include the children act, atonement and the comfort of strangers. his 1998 novel amsterdam was awarded the mann booker prize. his new book nutshell is told from the point of view of an eight-month-old fetus. first time at this table. welcome. thank you. nice to meet you. what a concept. where did all this come from? the first