Karlie kloss musical guest solange, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1168 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hi, everyone [ cheers and applause oh, i feel the love i feel the love thank you. I give it right back to you. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it [ cheers and applause youre here. Well, you guys, today is cyber monday [ scattered cheers ] yeah all across the country, people spent the day ordering a bunch of crap online in their underwear, then remembered it was cyber monday steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy seriously, americans love cyber monday. Mostly because its like black friday minus the cardio. [ laughter ] i dont know, maybe its just me, but i feel like cyber monday has gotten way too commercial it used to mean something. But now its just about buying stuff. [ laughter ] but this is cool i saw that forever 21 had a great cyber monday deal. The entire store was 40 off [ cheers ] not the products you could actually buy a a forever 21 for 40 off [ laught [ cheers ] you get 20 off on spanx and then spanx takes 20 off of you. Steve oh [ laughter and applause jimmy thats the way it works. Of course amazon had all kinds of great deals on speakers, cameras, smart tvs, voice assistants and a bunch of other stuff that secretly records people having sex. [ laughter ] speaking of amazon, i heard that lately federal officials have been cracking down on fake reviews on the site. But the good news is, you can usually tell when a review is fake check it out for instance, heres a rapid egg cooker [ light laughter ] fake review says, cooks 12 eggs super quick. The real review says, its never been faster to fill your home with egg stank. [ laughter and applause steve nice, thats nice. Both egg stank steve yeah [ laughter ] jimmy next up, heres a package of christmas lights. Fake review says, a beautiful way to spread christmas cheer. The real review says, youll spend six hours untangling them, nine hours hanging them. Then youll look for that one single light thats out, before saying, screw it and converting to judaism. [ laughter and applause i cant find it now its blinking. Now its blinking. Next up, heres a hydro flask water bottle fake review says, keep liquids ice cold. Real review says, um, perfect if youre a basic vsco girl. Just dont get my color, bitch [ laughter ] and a oop. [ cheers ] [ applause ] next heres is a kindle paperwhite fake review says, way better for reading than an ipad. Real review says, with my ipad i keep getting too distracted to read, as opposed to this, which i just never use. [ laughter and applause steve oh, its not charged jimmy and finally, heres a handheld clothing steamer fake review says, great way to eliminate wrinkles after a day at work. Real review says, terrible way to warm up crotch after shoveling snow. [ laughter and applause cant trust every review thats right its the start of the Holiday Season oh, tariq, ive been meaning to ask you, how was your thanksgiving this past week . Tariq small. Jimmy oh, nice small thanksgivings are always fun, intimate. Did you cook the turkey yourself tariq delivery jimmy you got it delivered thats cool. Where did you spend the holiday . Tariq 30 Rockefeller Plaza, new york, new york, 10112. Thats studio 6b [ light laughter ] jimmy wait, you were at work for thanksgiving . Tariq confirm. [ light laughter ] jimmy did you see anyone from the office . Tariq confirm [ light laughter ] jimmy who else was here . Tariq same as billing. Same as billing jimmy what tariq im sorry, jimmy what were you saying i was just ordering a panini maker from bed, bath and beyond i got 15 off and Free Shipping happy cyber monday, baby [ cheers and applause confirm jimmy thank you, thank you Tariq Trotter. Tariq trotter, again [ laughter ] do you want to do confirm steve hes ordering more jimmy do you want to say confirm one more time . Tariq confirm [ laughter ] jimmy very good. We got it. Thank you. And the emmy goes to [ drum roll [ cheers and applause Tariq Trotter [ applause ] oh, this is fun. Earlier today, Melania Trump unveiled this years White House Christmas decorations. And this years theme was spirit of america. Check it out yeah steve ooh. Jimmy that was way better than last years theme, christmas meets the shining. [ laughter ] but this but this is fun. Melania used scrabble tiles to decorate the White House Christmas tree check it out i like it. Says, be best. President trump also has a a scrabble ornament. It says witch hunt. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy listen to this a new poll found that a majority of republicans think trump is a better president than Abraham Lincoln but whether or not you agree, trump actually has some quotes that are very similar to lincolns. Ill show you what i mean. For example, Abraham Lincoln said, ive always found that mercy bears richer fruits. While President Trump said, ive always found that red gummy bears are the juiciest. [ laughter ] next up, lincoln said, give me six hours to chop down a tree. And i will spend the first four sharpening the ax. While trump said, i once put both of my feet into the same leg hole and tipped over. [ laughter ] and finally, lincoln famously said, four score and seven years ago. While trump said, seven years ago i went to scores four times. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause similar. Steve very similar very jimmy some Entertainment News the new trailer for the next james bond movie came out today. [ cheers ] im not saying james bond is getting old. But in this movie he and his bond girl just spend the night in bed watching the kominsky method. Steve oh [ laughter ] you guys, new york got pounded with snow today. It was crazy out there, right . [ audience shouting it was rough out there on the way to work, i walked by the nuts 4 nuts guy. He asked me to help warm his nuts steve really [ laughter ] jimmy im not trained. I dont know how to do that. [ light laughter ] the weather is so bad travelers flying out of jfk and newark had delays between one and two hours. While people flying out of laguardia were given sleeping bags and told, you live here now. [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy weve got a fun show tonight. John mulaney is here steve come on. [ cheers and applause jimmy karlie kloss is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy and weve got music from grammy awardwinning singer, songwriter and visual artist solange steve whoa [ cheers and applause jimmy its awesome guys, it can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you have to and there are a few things id like to say goodbye to right now. Its time for go on, git [ cheers and applause go on git go on gi go on go o go on git [ light laughter ] steve oh jimmy go on, git, ear muffs. Now, i preciate the effort. But last time i checked my whole head gets cold, not just my ears. [ light laughter ] why are we callin ya muffs . What the hecks a muff . I dont call my winter coat a body muff. I dont call my sunday uggs feet muffs. Why dont ya just muff off and go on, git [ laughter and applause go on, git, moose. What are ya anyway yall look like a second grader drew all of his favorite animals at once. [ light laughter ] like some sort of cross between a horse, a deer and a cow. Maybe thats what we should call you, hordecows. [ light laughter ] dont get me started on the plural of moose still bein moose. We all know it should be meese [ light laughter ] so go on, git, meese and come back when youre a hordecow [ laughter ] [ applause ] steve oh, no two straws jimmy go on, git, canadian bacon. [ light laughter ] ya just a slicea dang ham, git [ laughter and applause go on, git, wosh wurshtesh westesher worches [ light laughter ] aw, forget it. Just git [ laughter and applause sve wow. Oh, no hes got a spittoon. [ spits steve ding [ spits jimmy go on [ ding ] [ spits steve ding [ light laughter ] jimmy go on, git, paris. Youve been the most visited Tourist Destination in the world for far too long what you got that other towns aint . Art . Um, hello, then youve obviously never been to albuquerque, new mexico. [ light laughter ] i once bought an amethyst bolo tie there that was positively radiant. [ light laughter ] you think the eiffel towers special . Las vegas has one, too, dummy. [ laughter ] and it aint so damn big ow revor, pairee [ cheers and applause steve hes thinking about something. Jimmy go on, git, barnacles. Who the hell gave you permission to stick onto the sides of whales . Whales are the most majestic creatures of all time. The kings of the sea whatd a whale ever do to you . Ooh, you sticky weirdos, you really get my goat now go on, git now, barnacles. Go on, git go on, git [ cheers and applause hard to see em go im glad i got that out of my system well be right back with john mulaney, everybody. [ cheers and applause holiday stress . Repeat after me. I am grateful. Audience i am grateful. I am getting all the gifts this holiday. This sunday and monday get fifty percent off everything online thats fifty percent off you get all the gifts on oldnavy. Com military moms family love you miss you guys joy ofodu we got this kids wow santa was here military moms husband whoa. military moms husband how did this happen . military mom i think i know. military moms husband Merry Christmas honey. military mom Merry Christmas kids look, its snowing. [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is an emmywinning comedian. His new special john mulaney the sack lunch bunch begins streaming on december 24th ladies and gentlemen, please welcome john mulaney [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back to the show the your new netflix special john mulaney the sack lunch bunch. Yes jimmy im very excited about this yes jimmy th this is a show for kids, by an adult, with kids present [ light laughter ] its a childrens musical special. And i am a man with no children and no musical ability [ laughter ] but i wanted to do a variety special. And i wanted to do it with kids jimmy yeah and kind of its a nod to the shows i grew up on jimmy yeah and i wanted to do like the sesame street i grew up on and you probably grew up on, which was that funky like like Art Garfunkel and grover and a girl named gina would be leaning against the stoop smoking a cigarette. Jimmy yeah [ laughter ] t wt en someone would come over and be like, did you hear about mr. Hooper . And then be like, what . Theyd be like, he died. And itd be like oh, no whats death . And itd be like, its when you die. And they just cut to an industrial video of [ laughter ] orange crayon being made and we forget about that we just learned the existential dread of death [ laughter ] and were watching a weird industrial orange wax becoming crayons. And then you cut back and its smoky robinson and hes like, near, far. And then cut back to [ laughter ] like all right. Jimmy yeah, what a weird show yeah. Yeah jimmy it is bizarre. Yeah, i dont think there was a script to that jimmy no, not at all you start the whole special with a quote do you mind oh, yeah. Jimmy reading the quote or saying the quote to everyone the special begins with a a maxim that i find to be quite true which is, do you know who tells the truth . Question mark. Drunks and children. Jimmy yeah, thats [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy and yeah. Whose wise wordsnd a [ laughter ] season nine, episode 20. Its right after they go to thru drunks and children. I was working on the special at the time and i was one of those the moods where i went, thats going in. And jimmy yeah [ laughter ] absolutely and kids are kind of theyre not like drunks. [ laughter ] well, they cant drive they shouldnt drive [ light laughter ] but they are very blunt and truthful the way some people are after theyve had a few drinks jimmy yeah they come up to me on set one kid came up to me the first day and he said cause the special was directed by a great director, rhys thomas, who ive worked with many times and he said, so youre not the director . I said, no. And he said, oh. And i said, do you think i have Less Authority now . And the kid said, yeah, i do. [ laughter ] and he walked away jimmy just honest. Jimmy but you talk about like some i wanted to know what they were worried about. Jimmy what scared you as a a child, john mulaney . Little john mulaney . What scared me as a child was not just Robert De Niro from cape fear breaking into my house [ laughter ] but it was that i, being the only one that was prepared for Robert De Niro from cape fear to break into our house, that i would be the lone survivor [ light laughter ] and so it was on me it was my burden. Because of none my brother, my sisters, my stupid parents, they werent prepared for Robert De Niro [ laughter ] and he kicked the crap out of nick nolte and dad, you are no nick nolte jimmy all right, all right come on. [ laughter ] so i had to sleep with i slept with a crowbar under my bed. Jimmy what [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. I just found it recently it was kind of sweet and [ laughter ] jimmy it became like a toy of yours no. It became a crowbar. cause i was ready to roll at any time [ laughter ] and i had a bat. And it was like, if i hear Robert De Niro downstairs, ha, ha, haing it you know jimmy yeah [ laughter ] you were ready to attack yeah. Stic in this special as well. Yes, yes. Jimmy i love its like richard kind yes Jake Gyllenhaal. Jimmy Jake Gyllenhaal is in this david byrne. Yes, david byrne, andre de shields, who just won the tony from hadestown and annaleigh ashford. A lot of great broadway and film people jimmy yeah came together, which was super fun. Jimmy is there any guests you wanted have on that you couldnt get stevie nicks. Jimmy ooh. [ audience oohs i wanted stevie nicks jimmy shes tough. A hush fell over the room unlike any ive ever heard before [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, cause shes a a magical being. She is a magical being. But she when she passes on a tv project, she really passes on it. [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you mean well, i was looking for her for a month. You know, i cant catch her. Shes you know, shes a a ghost in the wind. Right . Jimmy yeah so i finally called her manager. And i said, this is john mulaney. And she went, oh, youre that guy. [ laughter ] and i went, yes, i am. And i she said, listen, stevie heard about the project but shes on tour. And she has a limited break. And so its just not something she can do. I said, i totally understand. Thank you so much for considering it. And then she continued she saesnt think its funny. And i said, oh, okay. Yeah, you know, the first answer was good enough. [ laughter ] and she said she said, stevies confused because this is not one of her songs. And i said, oh, no. I know its a parody song that she would be singing in. But if she doesnt like it and is not available and she said, yeah, she doesnt like it. [ laughter ] and i said, okay. And i started laughing really hard cause this was the longest pass id ever heard [ laughter ] in about a decade of entertainment. And she said, you know, she did do tv once with ryan murphy. I said, yeah, she was on American Horror story coven. She did seven wonders, that song. And she said, yes, but seven wonders is one of stevies songs. And i said, i know that this was a parody song. And she said, but she doesnt find it funny. I sa, i get that. I get all of it. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god wow. Ai i want to say i want to let you know i said to her, ive been passed on many times this is the greatest pass in my career and i please thank stevie for me and just tell her i said, hello and basically tell her i wrote the part because i want to hang out with her. And her manager said, well, then come hang out we have people in the backyard all the time. [ laughter ] jimmy so are you going to hang out with stevie nicks i dont know. She didnt like my song. [ laughter ] jimmy come on, man come on. She invited you over to the house. [ cheers and applause i want to show i want to show everyone a clip of john mulaney the sack lunch bunch. Take a look. I want to pla restaurant would you like to play restaurant oh wont you play restaurant with m ive never played restauran oh please play restaurant okay ill play restauran hi. May i eat dinner at your restaurant im sorry we are closed for a private event. Oh, but the woman we are closed for a private event. It says on our website to always call as we do close for larger parties could i order like an entree sir, we are closed. [ laughter ] okay, sorry we will call ahead the next time okay jimmy john mulaney the sack lunch bunch comes to netflix on december 24th [ cheers and applause more with john mulaney when we come back. Stick around come back. [ cheers and applause now were hosting. Okay. so now your mom is off gluten. Oh. hey, need a laptop that boots up as fast as 6 seconds when youre running late . Shhhh. [whispering] its switching time. Er hothat lasts up to 12 hours . [bell rings] order up now were cooking. Or how about one with virus protection built in . Which. Would be helpful. Right. About. Now. Yeah, if you want all that, switch to chromebook. Seaonly abreva cany to help sget rid of it in. As little as 2 1 2 days when used at the first sign. 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[ cheers and applause now john, you are a great comedian and part of your job is to have strong opinions about all different kinds of things. So with that in mind, and since its the Holiday Season, its time for a Holiday Edition of wheel of opinions. [ cheers and applause wheel of opinions yeah tariq Holiday Edition. Jimmy now, how it works is youre going to hit this button here which really works. [ light laughter ] it activates the opinion topic generator. It will land on a random topic that relates to this time of year and whatever it is, you have to give your opinion on it. Knee jerk jimmy yep. Okay. Jimmy first thing to your yeah things doesnt have to be prepared then nothing okay. Jimmy alright . Aright. Jimmy you ready . Okay. Yep. Jimmy go ahead [ beeping rudolph the rednosed reindeer. Oh. You know what . This is this is what pisses me off about that is [ laughter and applause no, but for real okay so like, theyre mean to him and then theres a foggy night okay, and i guess this is the first time this has ever happened [ laughter ]and he lights the way. And then they go, then all the reindeer loved him and they shouted out with glee, rudolph the rednosed reindeer, youll go down in history. First off, you dont just erase the abuse. [ laughter ] and secondly, youll go down in history. Thats a claim and fame and love, i hate to say it, but fame is not love they are very Different Things [ laughter ] and ive done a lot of work to get to that conclusion and i hope rudolph sees a therapist. [ laughter ] [ bell dings ] jimmy that unbelievable [ cheers and applause that was jimmy never thought about that that is fantastic. Ive never thought about it either [ laughter ] jimmy thats so good thats the whole point of the game okay. Jimmy lets give it another go over here okay. All right. [ beeping jimmy mistletoe. Mistletoe, if any decoration needs to be me tooed, the mistletoe is [ laughter ] this is the most who the hell [ cheers and applause like, in what world like walking through a doorway with another person, weird enough, i dont need this perverted garnish over the door. [ laughter ]nt nt to see it [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god i dont want to hear about tell me its an upsetting garnish [ cheers and applause jimmy its an upsetting yeah lets do another one here, go ahead okay. All right. [ beeping [ laughter ] jimmy fingerless gloves. Okay. They seem to be favored by crooks in movies [ laughter ] now, im no forensic scientist, but i would imagine that its exactly these parts of the hand yohterou want to cover up if jimmy there you go alright. [ cheers and applause [ bell dings ] listen up, crooks. All right [ cheers and applause jimmy i want to do this all night. But we only have time for one more and i love my own thoughts. [ laughter ] jimmy john john, but you have one more. I get one more . [ talking over each other okay, cool. Alright. Okay jimmy thank you very much. Alright, thank you. Jimmy here we go yeah [ beeping jimmy the 2010s. 2010s oh, theyre ending. Jimmy they are the decade is over ooh [ audience oohs jimmy thats right well, what a decade [ laughter ] heres how id sum up the 2010s. I was going through the airport, and there was a guy, and he was traveling and there was a woman from tsa and they were screaming at each other. And she said, i wouldnt disrespect you if you hadnt disrespected me in the first place. And that is the 2010s. [ laughter ] is were trying to figure out who disrespected who in the first place, and were both screaming at each other and everyones just trying to get on their southwest flight. Jimmy thats fantastic [ bell dings ] [ cheers and applause ] that is john mulaney right there. That was all the time for wheel of opinions. My thanks again to john mulaney well be right back with karlie kloss [ cheers and applause well put man you take care of yourself. elderly woman oh, thank you so much. elderly man 1 ill be alright. man ok. elderly man 1 ok. man ok george, see you again soon. elderly man 2 bye bye. elderly man 3 ah dell, and you brought the family this time vo it feels good to help those in need. You can choose meals on wheels to get two hundred and fifty dollars from subaru when you get a new subaru, like the all new outback. vo 2 get 0. 9 during the subaru share the love event. Im jimmy dean, and only one like this any nicer. Ning a hearty, hefty, good tasting breakfast. With eggs, bacon, sausage, cheese and taters. And when you finish, you know you had something to eat. Only roomba i7 uses two multisurface rubber brushes. And picks up more pet hair than other robot vacuums. And the filter captures 99 of dog and cat allergens. If its not from irobot, its not a roomba™. 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[ cheers and applause you guys killed it. Bird is the word. Jimmy the bird is the word. That was amazing. Jimmy lets talk about project runway. Yes jimmy because this is youre back. Youre the great host. But also this year, you are also judging a little. Yeah. I got tough this time around this is my second time as host of project runway. And i had so much fun. Its back on this thursday night. Jimmy this thursday night, bravo. So everybody tune in on bravo. Jimmy everybody check your set yovr tivos. [ cheers and applause yes but it is so much fun. The competition is fierce. Mucht the degnand eres a lot of drama jimmy there is, right . Yeah. Jimmy thats what i love thats why we watch the shows. Thats why we watch em jimmy is it hard to get tough as a judge you know, i grew up like being taught to be polite, and like say your please and thank yous. So like to be tough and like, you know, fashion is critical. So i got tough jimmy good this time around, guys. Jimmy i felt no more nice karlie i got tough this time around [ laughter ] jimmy thats right well, i was thinking i have a couple of looks from red carpets. Oh, boy jimmy that i have been down oh. Jimmy i just wondered if you could judge these looks. As you are a supermodel, you have walked many red carpets this is true jimmy this is gonna be the most embarrassing show ive ever done. Okay. Jimmy oh, gosh all right. All right bring it on. Come on. It cant be jimmy the Grammy Awards february 2003. This is what i wore to the Grammy Awards. [ laughter ] wowosh. Guys, it was 2003 i thin a [ laughter ] but to be honest, like, im into cufflinks no, no, no im into the cufflinks jimmy all right. Thank you. You kind of look like youre auditioning for the big bang theory. [ laughter and applause jimmy you know no, no, i try to start cause i knew it was a big night of fashion yes jimmy and i wanted to try a new thing where i did high water sleeves. Okay, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy so i had my sleeves tailored is that what that is . Jimmy yeah it looked like its headstrong jimmy i tried to start a a new fashion trend. [ laughter ] oh, okay. Jimmy and then i got blinged up cufflinks you were ahead you were ahead of its time. Jimmy all right. You were ahead of your time jimmy oh, gosh all right, we only have time to do no more no [ laughter ] this ones the awesome i shot that beastie boys new york city premiere oh, wow jimmy this was in 2006 you were a big fan . Jimmy i am a big beastie fan, yeah. Okay. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] then listen, i dont want to knock you too hard [ laughter ] i feel like we need the you th this look . Jimmy this is not bad. I mean, look at that guy [ laughter ] you guys know that scene in love actually where keira knightly is like wearing that hat [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you look like you mugged her. [ laughter ] jimmy look like i mugged yeah i mean, otherwise i like the like, doublebreasted suit jimmy thank you. Just could have left the hat at home. [ light laughter ] jimmy whats this one . Oh, my god oh, wow [ laughter ] jimmy i dont remember this guy. Oh, my. Jimmy i dont remember what this is. Guys, get excited [ light laughter ] jimmy it was a a playstation 2 and guy oseary event at the vmas 2003 i do not even know who this guy is at all. [ laughter ] oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause hey, come back, come back. Come back. Tariq, come back you got to tariq, you cant walk off. Things have changed. [ laughter ] things have changed. Guys, we are looking at a a fashion icon [ cheers ] jimmy this is so embarrassing i dont know why i dont remember this. I dont remember the party i dont know why i would choose that thing it is just honestly looks like someone threw up on my shirt. [ laughter ] i like skid row. I like the band. It the whole thing makes no sense. Id rather this dude this is what im talking about [ laughter ] hes back. [ cheers and applause thank you for that i want to show a clip of your judging of the real people on project runway. Heres karlie kloss. Take a look. Designers, we are changing things up a little bit if your mentor, mr. Christian siriano feels that an eliminated designer deserves a second chance, theyll reenter the competition. We like to call it the siriano save yeah. A little lifeline something to keep in the back of your minds. Jimmy karlie kloss, everybody [ cheers and applause project runway premieres thursday at 9 30 p. M. On bravo solange performs with us next. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause military mom love you, miss you guys military moms family love you joy ofodu we got this kids wow santa was here military moms husband whoa. military moms husband how did this happen . military mom i think i know. military moms husband Merry Christmas honey. military mom Merry Christmas kids look, its snowing. Itweve got hundreds ofget. Doorbusters on target. Com. 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