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to finish sheriff maloney s term kind of a fella like. well, here. here s the kind of sheriff we need. once again, sheriff andy taylor has been commended for outstanding law enforcement. mayberry county, for the third consecutive year has the lowest crime rate in the state. in accepting the award, sheriff taylor said it wouldn t have been possible try to get taylor? oh, i m sure we couldn t get taylor but how about his deputy, this, uh. fife fella? gentlemen, i recommend that we make him an offer. all in favor, say aye. both: aye. boys, i hope and trust this is our next sheriff barney fife so keen, alert sharp! barney? well, locked yourself in, did ya? locked myself in. well, i believe that s the third time this week. yeah, it s the third time. oh, i see. we re gonna play that funny little game all right. have your fun. if it amuses you, go right ahead. ( laughs ) yeah, the sheriff needs his laugh. oh, i ll be glad to oblige him. i ve got a lot of time. i. you ....
( growls ) ( shrieking ) guess you re wonderin what i m doing. uh, yeah, i wonder what you re doing. karate. karate? karate. what s karate? ancient form of self-defense primitive, vicious. you know what kind of weapons we use? no. none. just these. just the hands? this is the most deadly form of attack known to man. makes judo look like child s play. as for boxing i d hate to see what d happen to joe louis or rocky marciano if they ever tried to tangle with one of us karate men. then you re a expert. uh, well, no. i mean, i just got the book this morning. but i will be an expert before long. andy, this is just fascinatin because in karate we really build these hands up till the edges are just like steel. like steel. with one blow, andy, we can split a plank. no, you can t. no! ( thud ) mm-mmm. hi, fellas. well, howdy, mary. how s every little thing in the county nursin game? not bad. how s it with the law and order boys? oh, barney s an expert on karate and he was ....
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