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woman: yoo-hoo! anybody home? oh, clara. come on in. here they are. oh, you ve been putting out pickles. mm-hmm. and i do believe these are the best ones i ve ever done. of course, i m not an expert. oh, clara johnson, you are. anyone who wins the blue ribbon at the fair for ten years in a row? eleven. eleven. and it s just possible these may make it 12. just think of that. confidentially, i m using more allspice. mmm. simply delicious. oh, clara, these are wonderful. i think so myself. oh, you re entering the contest, too. no, no. those are just for my family. oh, but, bee, you should enter. where s your sporting blood? no, no, no. no more contests. can t say i haven t tried. i tried for ten years and i lost for ten years. eleven. . well, i know your pickles would stand a wonderful chance. let me try one. they re better than the others. what do you think, clara? oh, uh. they re very nice, very nice indeed. they re quite. pleasant and nice. d. i wouldn t change them on ....
to finish sheriff maloney s term kind of a fella like. well, here. here s the kind of sheriff we need. once again, sheriff andy taylor has been commended for outstanding law enforcement. mayberry county, for the third consecutive year has the lowest crime rate in the state. in accepting the award, sheriff taylor said it wouldn t have been possible try to get taylor? oh, i m sure we couldn t get taylor but how about his deputy, this, uh. fife fella? gentlemen, i recommend that we make him an offer. all in favor, say aye. both: aye. boys, i hope and trust this is our next sheriff barney fife so keen, alert sharp! barney? well, locked yourself in, did ya? locked myself in. well, i believe that s the third time this week. yeah, it s the third time. oh, i see. we re gonna play that funny little game all right. have your fun. if it amuses you, go right ahead. ( laughs ) yeah, the sheriff needs his laugh. oh, i ll be glad to oblige him. i ve got a lot of time. i. you ....
boy: i promise i will never reveal any of the secrets of the wildcats. i promise i will never reveal ecrets of the wildcats. i will not even tell anyone there is such a club as the wildcats. i will not even tell anyone there is such a club as the wildcats. not even my paw? not anybody. and if i ever do, i will be struck down by the curse of the claw. come on, you ve gotta say it. and if i ever do, you are now an official member of the wildcats forever and ever. ( all growl ) okay, the ceremony is over. open the door. now that he s a wildcat, we ve gotta give him a job. i know. i ve got one for him. opie, everybody in the wildcats has gotta have an important office. know what you re going to be? keeper of the flame. .. what s keeper of the flame? you re in charge of the sacred candle. it s your job to bring it to every meeting and you must never lose it because it s a sacred candle. but what happens when the sacred candle gets all used up? hey, you guys! old man foster ....
well, what happened, fletch? the old truck finally poop out? no. well, what happened, fletch? was it an accident? yeah. i didn t exactly figure you was mixing salad here in the middle of the highway. how d it happen? whoosh! sideswiped, huh? yeah. reckless driver, huh? you know who done it? no. what kind of car was it? white. did you notice who was driving? yup. no. dad-burn it. if you don t start stringin a few words together, we re gonna be here till supper time. i ain t even had my lunch yet. how d it happen? young squirt come tearing by here in one of them newfangled convertible jobs. drove me clean off into the ditch. i d just like to get my hands on his neck for about two seconds. i d sure show him what for. uh-huh. better rest awhile, fletch. you must be all wrung out from all that jabbering. hi, there, young fella. hi. nice car. thanks. well, if, uh, you officers will excuse me, i m going to cut out. i just, uh, stopped to check my tires. you, uh. you always d ....
all right, next. okay. ah, not too short, floyd. ah. ( horn honking ) looks like the nashville bus is comin through. yep, and right on time, too. ( horn honking ) ring-a-ding-ding. that is what i call a female. me, too. yes. that s a female, all right. right, andy? yep. that s definitely not a boy. times like this i wouldn t mind being a young bachelor. she s got it, all right. she s coming right in here. hi there. i m looking for the proprietor. , uh, yes, ma am, i-i-i am the proprietor. floyd lawson, proprietor that s he. uh, that s me. i better get back to city hall. and i. uh, i better check and see if there s been any crime waves or anything. uh, well, good-bye, floyd. ) ( tires screech ) oh, they don t seem friendly. oh, but, ma am, uh, uh, uh. ( babbling ) isn t that right, andy? oh, they-they re friendly, ma am. they re friendly as can be. they re just shy. oh, well, i m glad because that s the one thing i m looking for is a friendly place. where the people a ....