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Woman yoohoo anybody home . Oh, clara. Come on in. Here they are. Oh, youve been putting out pickles. Mmhmm. And i do believe these are the best ones ive ever done. Of course, im not an expert. Oh, clara johnson, you are. Anyone who wins the blue ribbon at the fair for ten years in a row . Eleven. Eleven. And its just possible these may make it 12. Just think of that. Confidentially, im using more allspice. Mmm. Simply delicious. Oh, clara, these are wonderful. I think so myself. Oh, youre entering the contest, too. No, no. Those are just for my family. Oh, but, bee, you should enter. Wheres your sporting blood . No, no, no. No more contests. Cant say i havent tried. I tried for ten years and i lost for ten years. Eleven. Well, i know your pickles would stand a wonderful chance. Let me try one. Theyre better than the others. What do you think, clara . Oh, uh. Theyre very nice, very nice indeed. Theyre quite. Pleasant and nice. D. I wouldnt change them one single bit. Except maybe the b ....
To finish sheriff maloneys term kind of a fella like. Well, here. Heres the kind of sheriff we need. Once again, sheriff andy taylor has been commended for outstanding law enforcement. Mayberry county, for the third Consecutive Year has the lowest crime rate in the state. In accepting the award, Sheriff Taylor said it wouldnt have been possible try to get taylor . Oh, im sure we couldnt get taylor but how about his deputy, this, uh. Fife fella . Gentlemen, i recommend that we make him an offer. All in favor, say aye. Both aye. Boys, i hope and trust this is our next sheriff barney fife so keen, alert sharp barney . Well, locked yourself in, did ya . Locked myself in. Well, i believe thats the third time this week. Yeah, its the third time. Oh, i see. Were gonna play that funny little game all right. Have your fun. If it amuses you, go right ahead. laughs yeah, the sheriff n ....
Boy i promise i will never reveal any of the secrets of the wildcats. I promise i will never reveal ecrets of the wildcats. I will not even tell anyone there is such a club as the wildcats. I will not even tell anyone there is such a club as the wildcats. Not even my paw . Not anybody. And if i ever do, i will be struck down by the curse of the claw. Come on, youve gotta say it. And if i ever do, you are now an official member of the wildcats forever and ever. all growl okay, the ceremony is over. Open the door. Now that hes a wildcat, weve gotta give him a job. I know. Ive got one for him. Opie, everybody in the wildcats has gotta have an important office. Know what youre going to be . Keeper of the flame. Whats keeper of the flame . Youre in charge of the sacred candle. Its your job to bring it to every meeting and you must never lose it because its a sacred candle. But what happens when the sacred candle gets all used up . Hey, you guys old man fosters comin come on come on, lets ge ....
Well, what happened, fletch . The old truck finally poop out . No. Well, what happened, fletch . Was it an accident . Yeah. I didnt exactly figure you was mixing salad here in the middle of the highway. Howd it happen . Whoosh sideswiped, huh . Yeah. Reckless driver, huh . You know who done it . No. What kind of car was it . White. Did you notice who was driving . Yup. No. Dadburn it. If you dont start stringin a few words together, were gonna be here till supper time. I aint even had my lunch yet. Howd it happen . Young squirt come tearing by here in one of them newfangled convertible jobs. Drove me clean off into the ditch. Id just like to get my hands on his neck for about two seconds. Id sure show him what for. Uhhuh. Better rest awhile, fletch. You must be all wrung out from all that jabbering. Hi, there, young fella. Hi. Nice car. Thanks. Well, if, uh, you officers will excuse me, im going to cut out. I just, uh, stopped to check my tires. You, uh. You always drive around with ce ....
All right, next. Okay. Ah, not too short, floyd. Ah. horn honking looks like the nashville bus is comin through. Yep, and right on time, too. horn honking ringadingding. That is what i call a female. Me, too. Yes. Thats a female, all right. Right, andy . Yep. Thats definitely not a boy. Times like this i wouldnt mind being a young bachelor. Shes got it, all right. Shes coming right in here. Hi there. Im looking for the proprietor. , uh, yes, maam, iii am the proprietor. Floyd lawson, proprietor thats he. Uh, thats me. I better get back to city hall. And i. Uh, i better check and see if theres been any crime waves or anything. Uh, well, goodbye, floyd. tires screech oh, they dont seem friendly. Oh, but, maam, uh, uh, uh. babbling isnt that right, andy . Oh, theytheyre friendly, maam. Theyre friendly as can be. Theyre just shy. Oh, well, im glad because thats the one thing im looking for is a friendly place. Where the people are friendly . I worked in this bigcity barber shop and this ba ....