greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
this where are my pants but als just does politics make people are you people talk politics. is the really the chicken at a question. nobody wants to feet, nancy or joe or beto for breakfast. first there is beto, an unemployed and unemployed caree politician, he had up press conference a day after that texas for shooting him only to grandstand for political reasons this guy is the political in speak of full pot combined. sit down. you are out of line. you are doing nothing. your offering nothing. this is totally predictable. you are out of line. sir, you are out of line. or sir, you are out of line. you see, beta data was freeloader. he could have been a personal injury lawyer but he lacked integrity. he saw a horrible event and sai how can i benefit from this as you know, he s running for governor of texas after failing that before. and feeling a bunch of things including his friday test. the only thing doesn t fail at is making an of himself. so yesterday he puts on
are the five. climate czar john kerry blowing wind in dubai but did the me greenhouse houses he wanted to eliminate come from within? i find myself getting more militant because i do not be understand how adult hoss are in positions of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for i taking away those things that n are killing feel on a daily basis. and the reality is that yeah. hmm. ha ha ha. let s pass. fo on the sophomoric humor. kerry letting one rip on banning coal plants. we don t need that to tell us we ought to be t transitioning t of coal. there shouldn t be any more colr fired power plantsld anywhere i the world. that s how you can do something reality is we the are nothing doing it. lurch trying to clear the air whether politics plays a role in his climate crusade. y th i m guided by science an can tell you honestly there s po zero politics or ideology in any decision president biden or his administration are made and we driven by the science. somet
jesse watters. she stole her umbrella from a cocktail glass. dana perino, the five. climate is our john kerry blowing wind during a climate lecture in dubai. did the greenhouse gases that he wanted to eliminate come from within? i find myself getting more and more militant. i do not understand how adults who are in position of responsibility can be avoiding responsibility for taking away those things that are killing people on a daily basis. and the reality is that yep. [laughs] let s pass on the sophomoric humor for a second and get to the bigger picture. kerry letting one rip on banning coal plants. we don t need this to tell us we should be transitioning out of coal. there should not be any more coal-fired power plants anywhere in the world. that is how you can do something. [buzzer] the reality is that we are not doing it lurched trying to clear the air on whether politics plays a role in his climate crusade. i am guided by that science. and i can tell y
you know, nice welcoming here. and then we would leave, i would get in the truck and we d go to sleep. then we d wake up and do lunch and then i ll steal the truck, go to my friend s highways, get high, come back and then work was over. greg: that is a great job. hotep: best job ever. greg: except for that part that you mentioned. i don t condone that part at all. hotep: there was a story by the way. greg: i was a pool monitor which is like being a lifeguard except you re instructed not to save people because the insurance doesn t cover it. carley: so you would point at them? greg: yeah, i would go this guy s drawing, $6.60 an hour back in like 1981 was a lot of money. yeah. and i was tan, too. put a little sun-in in the hair. jim: oh, yeah. greg: all right, coming up, why aren t more men indulging in trunks that show bulging. there are places you d like to be.