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Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20240713

Christopher guest movies waiting for guffman and best in show and fred was in anchorman. He was on modern family. He played basically the same character in everything. He was the same guy. Because it always worked. So why would you change it . It didnt matter if the movie or show was good, bad, terrible or great. Fred was always funny. And he was more than just funny. He had a light inside him. You could see a glint of it in his eyes and it made everyone around him happy. I was lucky enough that he agreed to be my guest cohost early on the show. Years ago we were shooting something at his house and when our crew showed up he was very upset. Because his wife, mary, had the gardener throw away their Christmas Tree. And fred was uncharacteristically down about it. Now, this was june. This was a full six months after christmas. And he was upset that mary threw out the tree. He told my brother john he was upset because he liked to exer ....

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Transcripts For KNTV Late Night With Seth Meyers 20240713

Carls in a mood lets get to the news. President trump claimed on friday that the Defense Department had developed a, quote, super duper missile that is 17 times faster than other missiles which is great news unless our enemies develop a super duper infinity notakebacks missile. Oh, i didnt plan for a notakebacks missile. Thats right, trump claimed that the Defense Department has developed a super duper missile. He also said they got to third base with their girlfriend in canada and that their dad can dunk President Trump was presented with the official Space Force Flag on friday man, just look at him. Hes happier than hes been in years. He looks like he just found out he is not the father he looks like a 12yearold standing next to the rock. Though i do fe ....

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Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20240713

Probably 80 of the people watching it didnt get. Maybe 90 . It was definitely my kind of show. And fred was so great on it. He was the oblivious second banana. He would chime in and say dumb things in a very earnest and genial way. He and martin mull were great together. They went on to make a fake documentary called the history of white people in america that i enjoyed. They were a married couple on roseanne. And then of course fred was discovered by a new generation of fans thanks to the great Christopher Guest movies waiting for guffman and best in show and fred was in anchorman. He was on modern family. He played basically the same character in everything. He was the same guy. Because it always worked. So why would you change it . It didnt matter if the movie or show was good, bad, terrible or great. Fred was always funny. And he was more than just funny. He had a light inside him. You could see a glint of it in his eyes th ....

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Transcripts For KPIX CBS This Morning Saturday 20240712

The nations pandemic epicenter gets a date on when it can begin reopening. What it could mean for the nation at large, and the move the president just made about the pandemic thats getting bipartisan backlash. And ready to launch. Hopes soar that today for the first time in nearly a decade astronauts will take off from u. S. Soil. Well go live to the Kennedy Space center on check in on the launch of spacex. We begin with a look at todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. This is not a protest. This is not in the spirit of Martin Luther king jr. This is chaos. Reporter the fired Minneapolis Police officer facing charges in the death of george floyd. Outrage spills into the streets across our country. The country with an open wound. None of us can turn away. None of us can be silent. Reporter
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Transcripts For KGO Jimmy Kimmel Live 20240713

Up by the 4th of july. The way itll work is everyone will rush to the beach on the 4th of july sweat all over each other and then, we will die. Which will be good for traffic on the 405. As of yesterday, pet groomers and trainers were allowed to open back up. Which seems weird given that they say pets can spread the virus to people and people can spread it to pets. Maybe we should start training our pets to groom us. One thing we might not have in l. A. Is the oscars. Word around town is that the academy awards, which are scheduled for february will not happen in february. Why they would cancel a show that is nine months away, i dont know. Seems to me like a pretty blatant attempt to keep sonic the hedgehog from winning best picture. I guess this is just the next logical step. The last two years they had no host now they have no show. Meanwhile on the other side of the reaction coin in galveston, texas. They went right ahead with their annual go topless jeep weekend. That event led to ....

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