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And you go out in front and you have a weird, muffled conversation next to your mailbox for eight minutes. That has to stop. And while were at it, family zoom calls . Lets max those out at 12 minutes. 12 minutes. Theres nothing going on you cant cover in 12 minutes. At that point you say, okay, zip it, grandma, weve heard enough here in Los Angeles County officials have announced that they are hoping to open things up by the 4th of july. The way itll work is everyone will rush to the beach on the 4th of july sweat all over each other and then, we will die. Which will be good for traffic on the 405. As of yesterday, pet groomers and trainers were allowed to open back up. Which seems weird given that they say pets can spread the virus to people and people can spread it to pets. Maybe we should start training our pets to groom us. One thing we might not have in l. A. Is the oscars. Word around town is that the academy awards, whi ....
Dr. Bright was recently removed from his post as head of the Biomedical Advanced Research and Development Authority and replaced with the guy who makes trumps omelets at maralago. This was a scary hearing today. Dr. Bright warned us that the window is closing to address the pandemic and, you know, unless that window was a drivethru window at kfc theres no way trumps even going to bother. Bright said if we dont get our act together the United States could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. The good news is it sounds like hes saying we might make it to winter. Dr. Tanhattan of course was watching dr. Bright on tv and he stopped on the lawn this afternoon to yell about him. I dont know him. I never met him. I dont want to meet him. But i watched him. And he looked like an angry disgruntl ....
Probably 80 of the people watching it didnt get. Maybe 90 . It was definitely my kind of show. And fred was so great on it. He was the oblivious second banana. He would chime in and say dumb things in a very earnest and genial way. He and martin mull were great together. They went on to make a fake documentary called the history of white people in america that i enjoyed. They were a married couple on roseanne. And then of course fred was discovered by a new generation of fans thanks to the great Christopher Guest movies waiting for guffman and best in show and fred was in anchorman. He was on modern family. He played basically the same character in everything. He was the same guy. Because it always worked. So why would you change it . It didnt matter if the movie or show was good, bad, terrible or great. Fred was always funny. And he was more than just funny. He had a light inside him. You could see a glint of it in his eyes th ....
Pancake pancakettes you can pour in a bowl. If the virus wont kill you, we will. I have a feeling theyll be very popular. In washington, d. C. , became the first cereal to be awarded a president ial medal. Dr. Rick bright, harshly criticized the white house response to covid19. He was recently removed from his post as head of the biomedical authority, and replaced with the guy who makes trumps omelets at maralago. He warned us the window is closing to address the pandemic. Unless that window is a drive through window at kfc theres no way trumps going to bother. Bright said if we dont get our act together the United States could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. The good news is hes saying we might make it to winter. I dont know him. I never met him. I dont want to meet him. And i looks li and he looks like an angry, d disgruntled employee. Jimmy thats right. I dont know him, never met him, but he sucks. At this po ....
Today as a new whistleblower, dr. Rick bright, harshly criticized the white house response to covid19. He was recently removed from his post as head of the biomedical authority, and replaced with the guy who makes trumps omelets at maralago. This was a scary hearing today. He warned us the window is closing to address the pandemic. Unless that window is a drive through window at kfc theres no way trumps going to bother. Bright said if we dont get our act together the United States could be headed for the darkest winter in modern history. The good news is hes saying we might make it to winter. Dr. Tanhatton of course was watching tv and stopped on the lawn this afternoon to yell about him. I dont know him. I never met him. I dont want to meet him. And he looks like an angry, disgruntled employee. Who frankly, according to some people, didnt do a very good job. Jimmy thats right. I dont know him, never met him, but he sucks. At this ....