Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests America Ferrera, david dobrik world series mvp corey seager, musical guest, brothers osbourne and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy hello. Thank you very much. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Welcome, welcome to the the tonight show everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, the election is five days away and President Trump is busy on the campaign trail. At one of his rallies, he tried to describe what would happen if joe biden wins. Listen to this if you vote for biden, it means no kids in school, no graduations, no weddings, no thanksgiving, no christmas and no fourth of july together other than that, you have a wonderful life [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, wonderful life merry christmas, closed down movie theaters [ laughter ] merry christmas, boarded up s
Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show string jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Orlando Bloom, Cecily Strong, musical guest Trey Anastasio and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon i never needed yo like this before i never needed you like this before i never needed yo like this before jimmy ah i never needed you hey, everyone. Like this before thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. I never needed yo my name is jimmy fallon. Hi like this before lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, after months of speculation, joe biden finally made the announcement weve all been waiting for were coming on the air with breaking news. Democratic president ial candidate joe biden has made his choice nbc news has confirmed that biden has picked california senator, Kamala Harris, to be i never needed yo his running mate like this before the first woman of color in history to be chose
Im a little less happy about guestparenting jimmys badass ki wlees ay hey, billy i told you, stove, boy when you burn yourself, just put some tussin on it. Anyway, dont worry, loyal jimmy kimmel viewers. Tonight you are in good hands. Good chapped overly sanitized hands. Id like to also say hello to my virtual sidekick. Are you there, guillermo . Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha, ha. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. Now, i hope u l had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually canceled all firework displays in the interest of covid safety. So instead the people of los angeles did this. These are illegal fireworks going off in the city of los angeles right now. Our helicopters been
Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha, ha. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. Now, i hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually canceled all firework displays in the interest of covid safety. So instead the people of los angeles did this. These are illegal fireworks going off in the city of los angeles right now. Our helicopters been flying for the past 10 minutes, 15 minutes or so, and there are massive fireworks going off in pretty much every direction that you see here. Jasmine, our local Fire Departments and Police Departments have been begging people not to do this, but it seems tonight they are not listening to those calls. Well, maybe they just cant hear those call
Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. I hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually cancelled all firework displays in the interest of covid safety. So instead the people of los angeles did this. These are illegal fireworks going off in the city of los angeles. Our helicopter has been flying for the past 10, 15 minutes or so. There are massive fireworks going off pretty much in every direction you see here. Our local Fire Departments and Police Departments have been begging people not to do this. But it seems theyre not listening to those calls. Maybe they just cant hear those calls because an m80 blew out their eardrums. You know, l. A. Has a reputation of being