Steve from 30 Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show string jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Orlando Bloom, Cecily Strong, musical guest Trey Anastasio and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon i never needed yo like this before i never needed you like this before i never needed yo like this before jimmy ah i never needed you hey, everyone. Like this before thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. I never needed yo my name is jimmy fallon. Hi like this before lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, after months of speculation, joe biden finally made the announcement weve all been waiting for were coming on the air with breaking news. Democratic president ial candidate joe biden has made his choice nbc news has confirmed that biden has picked california senator, Kamala Harris, to be i never needed yo his running mate like this before the first woman of color in history to be chosen for such i never needed you a position like this before jimmy thats right, joe biden has selected senator Kamala Harris as his running i never needed yo mate like this before kamala is the daughter of two immigrants she went to howard university. I never needed you like this before shes a democratic senator from california its an inspiring story unless youre trump, then its A Stephen King novel [ laughter ] yeah, in a statement, kamala said, im very much looking forward to serving as president Vice President. I mean Vice President. Biden announced his selection in a tweet and called kamala a fearless fighter for the little guy. Then dr. Fauci was like, thank you. [ laughter ] shes only had the job for a a few hours but kamalas already gearing up for her debate with mike pence thats why she spent the entire day arguing with a mannequin at i never needed yo kohls [ laughter ] like this before yep, Kamala Harris has been chosen by joe biden as his i never needed you running mate and potential Vice President. Like this before biden was quick to hold a Virtual Press conference to discuss his decision and people i never needed yo were very excited to talk about like this before it take a look. I never needed you jimmy hey, folks, thanks like this before for joining me on your zoom boxes. Im sure youre all buzzing like a honey pot to talk about kamala you know, im thrilled to announce her as my running mate and cant wait for all the [ applause ] excitement and experience she brings to the team jimmy oh my. But before i oh my goodness mr. Vice president , what are oh, how ive missed live music kamalas plans for the country once she gets into the white oh my gosh house. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much. Jimmy well, uh, kamala and i will work together, hand in Trey Anastasio, ladies and gentlemen. Hand, in the white house to [ cheers and applause more tonight show when we restore the soul of this nation come back, everyone. [ applause ] mr. Vice president , how does it feel to be reaching this exciting moment in your same without you. T the campaign Kamala Harris, wow jimmy you know, i thought we were running a pretty Exciting Campaign before this but thats all. Jimmy okay were finally back excuse me, mr. Biden, i have a Foreign Policy question. And cant wait until you are too. Universal orlando resort. Has kamala asked about me buy now and get two days free at the parks. Jimmy asked about you . No how is that a Foreign Policy restrictions apply. Question i was just hoping to take a a trip with her. Jimmy all right, come on Vice President biden, when you are the president. Jimmy thank you. I think Kamala Harris is amazing and inspiring. Jimmy is that a question i think Kamala Harris is amazing and inspiring . Jimmy okay is kamala nice in person . Jimmy yes, shes very, very nice knew it you can just tell. Very kind eyes i have a question, mr. Mr. Oh, my god, what was your name again . Jimmy joe biden. Of course, jim. My question is, is kamala here i got it all from you jimmy no, shes not. Aww im always pushing through jimmy but i can send a link to her virtual speech in the i know well make it to the finish line chat yay jimmy does anyone have a i know youre waiting on the other side a question that is not about Kamala Harris . Im like you i do. Jimmy great. Shoot. How is barack obama doing ondemand glucose monitoring. Because theyre always on. Jimmy seriously . And follow up question, do another lifechanging technology from abbott. You think you would ever want to be the Vice President again, so you dont wait for life. You live it. Maybe like next . Jimmy okay, thats enough. Im excited to have kamala running beside me in this campaign and we will work together, with me as the an army family who is always at the ready. President and Kamala Harris as the Vice President so when they got a little surprise. And thats how its going to two . Go, okay. They didnt panic. Okay they got a bigger car for their soontobebigger family. Madam president , madam president after shopping around for insurance, jimmy i think youre they called usaa confused, jack no, im just practicing who helped find the right coverage for them and even some muchneeded savings. Jimmy this is i know people are excited about kamala that was the easy part. Yay usaa insurance is made the way liz and mike need it jimmy biden. Easy. [ silence kamala yay jimmy all right, heck, im almost taking this personal here listen, at the end of the day, i suppose old joe should take it as a compliment i believe in this woman. Even if she handed me my rear at the debates and together we can accomplish anything thank you all for coming i do have to go. I am late for another engagement usaa insurance is made its more than just fast. It it keeps all your devices running smoothly. Thank you all for coming with builtin security that protects your kids. How do you get off this thing . No matter what theyre up to. It protects your info. Ah, hell. And gives you 24 7 peace of mind. That if its connected, its protected. Jimmy well, that was interesting. Well, guys, heres some big even that that petcamera thingy. [ whines ] news can your internet do that . It was announced today that theres a new vaccine to treat xfinity xfi can because its. The coronavirus. Sort of. Simple, easy, awesome. [ barking ] breaking news this morning, Vladimir Putin claiming russia has developed and approved the worlds first coronavirus vaccine. A claim that is being met with heavy skepticism despite putin announcing his own daughter is among the first to receive a dose. Jimmy thats right, russia now claims to have a a coronavirus vaccine. Which is great, because if theres one thing i know about russia, they never lie about drug tests [ laughter ] oh, no Vladimir Putin defended the new vaccine. He was like, dont worry, just like upcoming u. S. Election, results are totally legitimate. [ laughter ] thats right, the new Covid Vaccine has been approved by four out of five russian scientists and in a related story, one out of five russian scientists are now missing. [ laughter ] what did you say . Thats right, over the course of just under two months, the vaccine was tested on a couple dozen people, some even willingly. [ laughter ] just to prove its safe, putin said that one of his daughters actually got the vaccine i dont know much about his family, but i know that that kid is definitely his don jr [ light laughter ] maybe the vaccine will work. Jimmy welcome back, everybody. So far the only side effects are depression, hunger, and trey, thank you again for being chills our first live musical guest in our studio although in putins defense, thats how everyone walked in i gotta stop i mean, i cant before the vaccine, so [ applause ] i cant get the smile off my face in his announcement, putin said, quote, it works i mean, you know, we havent effectively enough. [ light laughter ] had a musical guest in almost five months or whatever. Thats like your doctor saying, i got most of the ringworm. Yeah. Jimmy so, you were quarantined in your apartment this whole time . Yeah, well, well be fine. I was when asked about the vaccine, ive only left i think my the u. S. Secretary of health wife and i were there, were on and Human Services said, the the Upper West Side and we didnt leave the whole time. Point is not to be first. Jimmy wow. So and trump was like, yeah, jimmy and you came up with yeah, great, a vaccine on my the album lonely trip, which is kind of feels like what it happening. Desk by lunch or youre fired. [ light laughter ] yeah. Speaking of the president , last jimmy im assuming thats night at the white house he where the title came from. Tried to talk about the and you just started 1918 pandemic and he was a experimenting with things around your apartment . A little off on his history. I had a little 8track watch this recorder just a little round thing that i yeah, just building little the closest thing is in 1917, they say, right songs. The great, the great pandemic and playing on toilet paper and certainly was a terrible thing wine glasses jimmy yeah probably ended the second world dreaming of a time when i would have actual war, all the soldiers were sick [ laughter ] jimmy why didnt you call the album toilet paper and wine glasses . Questlove ah, come on. [ laughter ] jimmy not too bad, he was thats the next album, yeah. Only off by two decades. Whats the big deal . Im just so happy that youre what, what, what here and that you thought of us and it means a lot to us and everyone out there for doing this congratulations, its a baby boy. And he can vote. Thank you [ light laughter ] jimmy so, baby steps and trumps basically like the thanks for being safe and doing this the right way baseball coach who subs in when the history teacher gets sick. I appreciate it. [ laughter ] my thanks to Orlando Bloom, all right, world war ii is Cecily Strong. Lets just put on a movie, you guys like the sandlot . Trey anastasio, everybody. [ laughter ] [ applause ] lonely trip is available now trump was like, those who thank you all for watching cannot remember the past are stay safe out there. Condemned to retweet it. Wash your hands. At this point, trumps dont touch your face. Well see you tomorrow teleprompter is just a shrug goodnight, everybody emoji. [ light laughter ] then trump said, and i believe the war ended when president truman uttered his famous words, it is what it is. [ laughter ] meanwhile, trump is thinking about a move that would affect americans who traveled abroad. Check this out the Trump Administration is now reportedly considering a a new rule that could block american citizens and permanent residents from returning to the country if they are suspected of having coronavirus. Jimmy thats like if pinterest said, sorry, no more wedding stuff. [ light laughter ] seriously, thats like walmart saying nobodys allowed inside with a barbed wire tattoo. [ laughter ] thats like a motel 6 saying, look, we dont want anyone in here with bedbugs, okay . [ light laughter ] schools and College Football are fine, its bob and doreen coming home from toronto thats the problem. And this is interesting, its only august, but check out whats already showing up in stores were still in summer, but halloween candy displays have arrived even earlier this year jimmy why do we even need halloween this year . Every day were Walking Around in a mask completely terrified [ laughter ] yeah, the good news is, now you can walk into any pharmacy and get halloween candy. The bad news is, still no clorox wipes [ light laughter ] meanwhile, cvs employees are carrying Christmas Trees like, you guys still talking about halloween . [ laughter ] listen to this, a new study shows that using mouthwash could reduce the of risk of contracting coronavirus. The study might be good news although now it feels like were one press conference away from trump telling us to inject scope. [ laughter ] and finally, this is pretty crazy, a professional stuntman decided to propose to his girlfriend after lighting himself on fire. Take a look at this thing. Wow. Questlove oh jimmy and just to mess with him, she was like, let me think about it for a sec. [ laughter ] im kidding. She said yes, and then things took a turn when he jumped up and hugged her [ laughter ] no, no, it was cute right up until she ran off with the fireman who saved that guys life we have a great show for you tonight. Hes in the new film retaliation. Orlando bloom is here. [ applause ] plus, from saturday night live, Cecily Strong is here [ applause ] and weve got our first live studio performance in five months Trey Anastasio from phish will be here tonight its going to be fun hey, its time for tonight show hashtags. Hashtag hashtags jimmy ahha, thats right, we do this thing every week where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to respond to that topic so thank you for playing along with us. For this week i asked you guys to tweet out a funny song lyric parody about summer 2020. And tag it with summer songs 2020. We got so many funny responses so thank you for playing along, as i said. And now with the help of the roots, i thought id share some of my favorite summer songs 2020 responses from you guys. Okay this first one is from megshausted she says 2020 made us cover our nose until were vaccinated nothing to do nowhere to g until were vaccinated cant go to the airport cant get on a plane i worry worry worr im gonna go insane i feel like the quarantin is melting through my brain oh no ohoh ohoh [ applause ] jimmy thank you. Come on jimmy it aint that bad. Wait, who cares, right this one is from please, that was too punk. Shattered the mic. You ever seen anyone shatter a a mic before tariq i do it all the time jimmy ah set you up, man. You owe me you owe me for the whole year. I set you up [ laughter ] this one is, oh, no. This is panic at the disco . I cant hit these notes. Well, here we go its from pleaseclap4jason, he says i just want hig high temps in my ove cuz i wanna bak these banana bread muffins and they go great with couple White Russian you want to have hig high temps questlove you hit it [ applause ] jimmy thank you. Thats just out of pity. Unbelievable everyones like, how sad questlove you did it jimmy look at grandpa. Yeah, he did it. [ laughter ] questlove look at grandpa. Jimmy look at grandpa. Isnt he cute . Hes on a hoverboard, isnt that funny look at grandpa. Questlove look at him go, look at him go jimmy hes still going look at him go oh, my god hes going to the next room. Oh, wow. Okay, this ones from trumansaid. They say social distance had me a blast social distanc wearing a mask i met a gir in quarantin made her stand six feet from me [ applause ] questlove look at grandpa. Jimmy look at grandpa. He knows all the words and his teeth stayed in. Isnt that cute . Uh, this next ones from llshmdfn2 that means theres one other one. [ laughter ] this ones can you, you want to do a couple tariq yes, please. Jimmy yeah crush this mic, man. She says i cant see your face when im with yo my glasses fogged up yeah i got my mask on hey i cant see your face even on zoom bad connection yes now its frozen [ laughter ] jimmy improvising . [ laughter ] yeah, yeah tariq i do this, man jimmy i know, man. I got you. Tariq its sometimes y jimmy can you try this next one is from dwipdefeatyou can you do this one, too tariq oh, yeah, please yes. Questlove two, three is this coron is this just allergies caught in a zoom call wearing dress shirt over jammies [ laughter ] tariq look at him go jimmy not sure if youd have made it through the whole song but its all right that was actually good this one is from brianricci he says woke up stayed in be stayed in be and stayed in bed tariq what happened next i stayed in bed and then i stayed in bed i stayed in bed and then stayed in bed some more [ applause ] tariq nice woke up stayed in bed stayed in be and stayed in be and stayed in bed and then i stayed in be i stayed in bed and then stayed in bed some more [ snoring tariq nice jimmy thanks, man. Thats a beatles song jimmy yeah same episode. [ laughter ] jimmy thats our budget for 2020 tariq chaching. Thats a whole year, pal jimmy this last one is from kdhastings1 she says everything is cancelled everything is cancelle due to covid19 everything is cancelled because were al quarantine everything is cancelled jimmy there you have it. Those are our tonight show hashtags. To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow. Com hashtags. Well be right back with Orlando Bloom everything is cancelled everything is cancelle due to covid19 i got new jeans, and some new fleece new school year, whatever that means from the sporty chic to the stem star go show off your fit, lets raise the bar whatever this year looks like, get fresh looks at old navy and oldnavy. Com. We gave new dove men care to mike who transforms homes for those in need. I feel comfortable and protected all day long. Dove men care 48h freshness with triple action moisturizer. They get that no two people are alike and customize your car dove men Care Insurance so you only pay for what you need. What do you think . I dont see it. Only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. And tmobile doesnt just have a bigger network, but a better one than ever before, with scam protection built into its core. 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Heres the very talented, Orlando Bloom. Orlando, it is great to see you. Hey man jimmy thank you so much for coming on the show thank you for having me its always a pleasure to see you, jimmy under these surreal and new circumstances. Jimmy it really is im happy that youre safe how have you, how is life in the quarantine to be honest, its been, so i was working a lot, and ive found some real solace and real, kind of i think its a reset everyone feels like its a a reset that perhaps we all needed a chance to reflect on whats important and what weve been doing in the and i just hope that, you know, we can keep that that thinking, can kind of continue on past and through once there are vaccines in place and people want to go about their lives. I mean, i feel incredibly blessed. Obviously, youre in new york and there are people who probably for weeks on end couldnt even get out of their apartments, right . And just with jimmy oh you know, trying to jimmy it was rough so ive been ive been feeling very grateful. Obviously, i have a little baby girl on the way. Jimmy dude, we got to talk about that i am so i am so excited for you to have a baby girl. I have two girls thats its amazing, well, youll have to tell me all about it i mean, im so excited to be, to have a little daddys girl. I hope, i hope shes going to love me as much as i love her. Im like but that daddy girl thing and, you know jimmy oh that love of your life feeling i think is right round there, you know . Jimmy yeah, its exactly what everyone tells you, so no spoilers from me but its like, really is love at first sight and then just doesnt end. And its just like its the best thing in the world to just even watch them grow up in every little thing. Its like its so cute i mean, boys cute too. Sons are great, obviously you know that. Theyre great, but the girls ive got a 9yearold boy, yeah so jimmy do you get a a little and this will be his hes got a couple of other brothers, but this is his first sister so its kind of hes excited too so, its exciting times. Jimmy oh, its yeah is that your work behind you or is that your sons lego work [ laughter ] yeah this is hours of quarantine, quarantine jimmy those are legos . Those are legos i actually found it kind of reassuring, and obviously actually, me and flynn started with this big silver porsche up here jimmy yeah and i got so into it. He would like go, dad, im going to go to bed. Im like, just another 15 minutes. [ laughter ] jimmy let me stay up please let me stay up a little longer just to the next page i want to open the next pack come on. Jimmy youre my dad. Yeah, you can stay up as long as you like. Whats the green one up there . Whats the green one in the top corner . Yeah, it started with him being like jimmy whats the green one on the top corner there . Thats a defender 90. A Land Rover Defender 90 jimmy i didnt even know they made these legos. Oh man, neither did i and now, nothings changed. I mean now im just like, theres another porsche. Theres like a, i mean, like this is a fastback 1967 i mean, you know, its just fun. Jimmy wow. Its just hours of fun. Jimmy yeah but jimmy well, as you were saying before, you were filming carnival row. I think that was the last time you were in studio with us yeah. Jimmy filming your show, carnival row. Congrats, you got three emmy nominations, bud thanks, man yeah, no everyones worked so hard on that show. It was, the first season was not straightforward in so many ways, but i think we really kind of brought an interesting story to the screen. So im happy that, you know, were going back to finish jimmy yeah, congrats on the noms i wanted to talk to you about something, cause we always talk about giving back, and we were talking right before we started buis interview yeah. Jimmy whats your connection with unicef its been about ten years or more actually, maybe 12. But ive done i was trying to do basically one trip every field trip, every year just to sort of witness really firsthand the work that they do in the field to save the lives of women and children in the most desperate circumstances. So, and then what we will do is video document it and obviously its an ngo, so were trying to put the messaging out for hopefully people to support. Because, you know, obviously, the world is suffering from this global pandemic, you know, and when we look at the way we feel at home you kind of imagine that and then times it by ten or even more. Unicefs on the ground there right now all over the world, you know, trying t you know, for vaccinate, you know you know, there are vaccinations outside, i mean, water is a huge killer, you know so they need to inoculate for children under the age of two, diarrhea is a huge killer. There are so many huge issues, and then you add that covid element on top so its something that is very packed close to my heart, you know, to see these children, and ive worked with them so many times and, you know, theyre always looking for support. You know, unicefs always looking for that support, because its obviously, its so challenging at home. But, its also, you know, having the foresight that we are a Global Community we are a Global Community, and when one part of that community is suffering, the whole, the whole suffers, and just kind of grappling with that idea is sometimes challenging. But its something thats so, you know, amazing when you see it so, thats jimmy well, thanks so much for talking about it and getting people talking about it thanks for asking, honestly its and ive been watching your show a little bit, and its great to see that you guys are kind of highlighting peoples causes cause its something that we all want to have jimmy yeah have something that we can do to give back in some way. Jimmy thats the least we can do, right . Yeah. Jimmy i want to you talk about your new movie can you stick around for sure. Jimmy more with Orlando Bloom when we get back, everybody. Come on. Tara, did you know geico is now offering an extra 15 credit on car and motorcycle policies . Wow. Ok thats 15 on top of what geico could already save you. So what are you waiting for . Idina menzel to sing your own theme song . Tara, tara, look at her go with a fresh cup of joe. Gettin down to work early following her dreams into taxidermy oh, its. Tax attorney. 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So america was like, lets have a presence in trying to build bridges and help with water, you know, with building wells and actually trying to be a part of the community. Obviously, maybe they have some grander idea but anyway, it went south very fast it wasnt and they were just really in this valley, and they were being attacked from all sides. And its a very honest and and beautiful story of courage and heroism. You know, some years ago i was in a film called black hawk down that ridley scott made and i was very proud of that and this you know, its just a very honest story, and its presented well and truthfully. And i feel, you know, really, really proud to have been a part of that jimmy yeah i mean, i dont even know if you read reviews or care about reviews, but youre getting great reviews for that and youre getting really great reviews for retaliation. Some said this is a career best performance for you. This movies equally challenging, obviously, as an acting role, but its a very tough subject matter here. Yeah. Jimmy yeah what drew you to doing this film its a very honest and brutal telling of a character called malky, the character i play, who was abused in childhood. The writer Geoff Thompson was its loosely based around actually what happened in his life, his own experience of abuse, child abuse. And it was it was brutal. It was honest. And it was very it was very i have a pit in my stomach when i think about it. I guess when i read the script and we sent it to many mens groups that help with theres a group called one in six. One in six men have suffered something similar to what malkys been through and men dont talk about their feelings or their emotions. You know, and unhealed they go through the world and they have these explosive reactions to things that come up in their lives. And so i, you know, i felt this responsibility for not only geoff to tell his story, but hopefully that there would be a kind of healing for men who saw this, because many of these organizations that we sent that i sent the script to said, please make this film however hard it will be. This will really help, even if only, even if we can screen it for the mens groups it would be phenomenal. So literally, you know, when the movie really didnt get any traction initially and then it was suddenly dropped to this period, its kind of remarkable because its, suddenly, im here talking about this now. Jimmy yeah [ talking over each other people are talking about it. Well, i want to show everyone a clip here is Orlando Bloom in retaliation. Take a look. Thanks, man i come in the pub to see you. Half the time, you dont even notice im there thats not true then i turn up, thinking i might surprise you thinking you might like it and youre getting into the car with some bloke you hardly know thats not fair, malky. He calls you lover. He calls everybody lover. He calls you lover dont swear at me oh, its just me missing something. Is it because ive been in much you had enough of me i havent done nothing. If you dont want me, just say so tell me what it is i am supposed to have done. Because if you wouldnt want me, you wal no. I dont need you. You think i need you i dont need you. I dont need anyone. Jimmy orlando, thank you again for coming on the show stay safe and please, best to katy and the baby girl and just, ah im so exciting times ahead, man thank you m jimmy im so excited about the future for you were going to have so many more conversations about this. Its great, man. Absolutely. Im looking forward to it. Well, take care of your family and everyone out there, yeah jimmy thank you, buddy Orlando Bloom, retaliation is out digitally and ondemand no well be right back with Cecily Strong. Stick around, everybody. Hey, can i. Hold on one second. Sure. Okay. Okay safe drivers save 40 guys guys check it out. Safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 safe drivers save 40 thats safe drivers save 40 . It is, thats safe drivers save 40 . Hes right there. Its him hes here. Hes right here. Hi hi. Hey thats totally him. Its him thats totally the guy. Safe drivers do save 40 . Click or call for a quote today. Wanna show you places in my mind uh, wewe be living for this im ready for this wanna show you places in my mind inside my mind wanna show you places in my mind inside my mind inside my mind im a verizon engineer and im part of the Team Building 5g ultra wideband. Its already available in parts of select cities and its rolling out in cities around the country. 25x faster than todays 4g networks. 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Oh, hello jimmy cecily, congrats great to see you. Jimmy congrats, your first emmy nom come on. Hows it feel . Howd you find out where you were oh, its nuts i was home and i sort of i was like waiting around. I knew they were coming out that day, but i never expecting it so far from it and like normally, i would get every other year people are really nice, but theyd be like, im so sorry. [ laughter ] youre like, well, i dont this is, i appreciate that, but like i was feeling fine today. Jimmy yeah so then i got a text from our publicist, lauren roseman, and she just said, congrats, you were nominated, or something. And i was like, for what . What does that mean . [ laughter ] and then i really had to i did a lot of digging i had my roommate, kevin hes my quarantine buddy jimmy yeah and i texted him, i think i was nominated. And then he ran out of the room and so it took me like a day to fully believe it jimmy youre like, as a a show or as a cast or did i write something . Yeah, i said jimmy or is it a song right. The show gets nominated. What is it that this is for . Jimmy you crushed it costumes at home . Jimmy every the at home shows, you were you great on that as well those were some of the hardest weve worked, i think. I had to learn all these weird technical programs and like im 180, im like tom cruise in interview with a vampire. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, no come on. That old when it comes to technology i miss the train i miss that window so trying to learn all these things and they sent us like a full studio i have all these mics and a full green screen that we had to hang from our stairway. Jimmy thats right yeah, so that was it was really crazy and then doing our own hair and makeup, my friend kevin made beautiful props, though. Jimmy yeah, are you hes, is kevin going i had him jimmy is keven going to make you props for the emmys . How is that going to work . Hes going to have to hell be the only one with me again. Jimmy yeah yeah. I dont know how that works, you know, were in this asterisk year, so. Jimmy yeah i dont have to wear spanx, i dont think. [ laughter ] jimmy you know, its interesting. We were doing research, and i saw that late night was your first talk show. It was the first season of snl for you. Yes jimmy see, i knew back then i knew, see. Wow, yeah, yeah jimmy yeah yeah, i was very prescient i knew that were you going to get the emmy nom but now youre going in i think you said it jimmy your ninth season sorry, my house phone is ringing. I dont know who would even have this. Sorry. Jimmy you just got nominated for another emmy, and thats why were calling [ laughter ] theyre calling on the land line jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah i just want to see get your reaction while were zooming, yeah does your dad still suggest characters to you . Yeah, so, i mean, he definitely its still in him. He tries to control it a little bit. But i have i lost my wonderful cousin owen to glioblastoma in january, and i round up at the start of corona really, march, i connected with his neurooncologist from duke who was like the most outspoken body man, dr. Freedman, and he sends like were all on a a group text, and he sends like 76 texts a day editorial, news articles and then some editorial, and its always like, now i dont think you want to use this for snl. so henrys my new jimmy yeah, i love the way yeah. Jimmy you were like, ill try. And im like, henry, arent you busy right now . [ laughter ] jimmy your characters are so good. Are they based off of real people or where do you pull from like the girl at the party so, yeah, yeah. I mean girl at the party was, started off just kind of making fun of myself. And then it was kind of like the beginning of social media, really being soapboxy. I feel like and i had a i remember this girl on facebook when obama won his second term she wrote Something Like, wow, everybodys really happy, and that makes me really, really sad. It was such an insane thing to say. Jimmy do jost and che know everything youre going to say there . Because no. So that i mean, i love now, the characters that we do are pretty loose and i mean colin im like, colin, do you mind if i throw up on you . And hes like, yeah, that sounds great. [ laughter ] jimmy that was unbelievable that was so good he loves it he loves it. Jimmy he loves being thrown up on. And then at the at home show he does. He let himself be dunked on at the at home show but i think like whats nice about the characters is i really do feel like i get a chance to kind of try to make them laugh, if i can there was like a kathy ann we did once, and i said, Mitch Mcdonalds, thats what i call him and che kind of laughed and said, Mitch Mcdonalds . And i went, yeah. You dont know Mitch Mcdonalds, you got a date . Or Something Like that [ laughter ] theres always like moments, i think thats the best place for being a little loose and getting to improvise and making those guys to laugh. Jimmy i love the voice, already im laughing at it break a leg at the emmys. Thanks, jimmy jimmy and break a leg this season i hope to see you in person soon i know. Jimmy thank you so much for coming on the show Cecily Strong, everybody well be right back with a a performance in studio of Trey Anastasio thank you for having me jimmy stick around, everybody. Thank you, cecily. Bye first up is this exquisite bowl of french onion dip. Im going to start the bidding at 5. Thank you, sir. Looking for 6. 6 over there do i hear 7 . 7 in the front 7 going once. Going twice. Sold to the onion lover in the front row next up is lot number 17, a spinach and artichoke dip, dont get mad get e trade and get more than just trading investing. Banking. Guidance. 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