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Stephen whoo hey welcome to the show, everybody beautiful. cheers and applause hey, chris whats up, paul . Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show. Im your shows stephen colbert. cheers and applause thank you all for being here tonight. Most of you probably had reservations to go to cpac. For those of you who dont know, cpac is the annual conference of conservatives. Also, the name of tupacs republican cousin. And this is the first cpac since the fractious election and, right off the bat, the moderator tried to bring everybody together. We decided to say t everybody is a part of our conservative family. Stephen yes, everyones part of the family, but, please, pretend brian is just your roommate for grandma. Its not worth explaining. Lets see. What do you call him, chief strategist steve bannon was there audience booing along with white house chief of staff and mouse that just landed in the cage of your pet snake Reince Prieb ....