[ laughter ] investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death worse, they were asleep in their beds at home [ laughter ] oh, we were supposed to stay there . [ light laughter ] politico has published an article about two College Students who have become popular deejays amongst Trump Supporters and go by the stage name, milk n cooks which is incidentally the secret Service Names for these two. [ laughter ] walmart has launched an investigation after a North Carolina mother found that the baby formula she purchased turned out to be flour she suspected it was flour after noticing changes in her baby [ laughter and applause no, he seems fine hes very happy. [ laughter ] yeah, no, you touch his belly button and he just giggles. [ light laughter ] the blog, vogueworld, posted an article yesterday entitled brad pitt proves that fedoras can actually be hot. Although i think a more accurate title would have
Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Please, have a seat. Have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Welcome to the tonight show. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause guys, guys, please keep it down you might wake up Jeffrey Epsteins prison guard [ laughter ] so i dont want it just came out that the guards in charge of Jeffrey Epstein were asleep on the job. Signed to guard El Chapo Steve what [ laughter ] jimmy guys, some 2020 election news democratic candidate John Hickenlooper is considering dropping out of the president ial race. [ audience aws ] dont do it, said absolutely no one [ laughter ] do you guys know about John Hickenlooper . Audience no. Jimmy yeah, thats part of the problem. [ laughter ] hes leaving the race. When he broke the news to all his supporters, they were like, cool dad, thanks for telling us. [ laughter ] it makes sense, right now hes pulling at 0 . [ laughter ] im no
Was honking the whole time [ laughter ] investigators are saying that the guards at the jail holding sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein may have been asleep at the time of his death worse, they were asleep in their beds at home [ laughter ] oh, we were supposed to stay there . [ light laughter ] politico has published an article about two College Students who have become popular deejays amongst Trump Supporters and go by the stage name, milk n cooks which is incidentally the secret Service Names for these two. [ laughter ] walmart has launched an investigation after a North Carolina mother found that the baby formula she purchased turned out to be flour she suspected it was flour after noticing changes in her baby [ laughter and applause no, he seems fine hes very happy. Gunos cambios e [ laughter ] yeah, no, you touch his belly button and he just giggles. [ light laughter ] else ve biey the blog, vogueworld, posted an article yesterday entitled brad pitt proves that fedorasie can actually
Jimmy thank you very much. Wow thank you very much, everybody [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show everybody guys, it is the weekend and this sunday is the indianapolis 500. So between Memorial Day Travel and the indy 500, its a great time for people who love being stuck in the car [ laughter and applause thats right, its memorial day weekend. And i read that veterans and Service Members can get discounts at Outback Steakhouse [ light laughter ] cause nothing says thank you for putting your life on the line like 10 off a bloomin onion. [ laughter and applause this isnt good. The department of agriculture just recalled over 60,000 pounds of raw beef, due to concerns about ecoli anyway, enjoy those memorial day bbqs, everybody [ laughter and applause have a great one lets get to some news here. Today, President Trump left for a
Plenty of cash Business Optimism is at an alltime high. And then the mayor from jaws tweeted, beach is open. No sharks in sight. [ laughter ] former Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper announced today he is dropping out of the president ial race and released a three minute video thanking his supporters by name. [ laughter ] jeff, i really got to thank you, jeff. [ laughter ] you were there for us at each one of those polls. Former president barack obama has shared his Summer Reading list coming in at number one, how to tell your friend youre not endorsing him. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to reports, allies of former Vice President joe biden have suggested changing his schedule so he has fewer events in an effort to minimize the number of gaffes hes making in speeches where as in the white house, theyre pretty much screwed after 5 00 a. M [ laughter ] president ial hopeful congressman tim ryan held a fundraiser in new york this week that included a yoga class and a brea