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Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Please, have a seat. Have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Welcome to the tonight show. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause guys, guys, please keep it down you might wake up Jeffrey Epsteins prison guard [ laughter ] so i dont want it just came out that the guards in charge of Jeffrey Epstein were asleep on the job. Signed to guard El Chapo Steve what [ laughter ] jimmy guys, some 2020 election news democratic candidate John Hickenlooper is considering dropping out of the president ial race. [ audience aws ] dont do it, said absolutely no one [ laughter ] do you guys know about John Hickenlooper . Audience no. Jimmy yeah, thats part of the problem. [ laughter ] hes leaving the race. When he broke the news to all his supporters, they were like, cool dad, thanks for telling us. [ laughter ] it makes sense, right now hes pulling at 0 . [ laughter ] im not saying his campaign is in bad shape, but even the guard who fell asleep watching Jeffrey Epstein is at 2 [ laughter ] you know what im saying thats but he really gave it his all. So now, lets take a moment to look back at John Hickenloopers run for the white house. Jimmy sorry, sorry, sorry. No, thats sorry, thats a different candidate. Thats john thats john delaney. Steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy can we i know hickenloopers thable lets try that again heres John Hickenlooper jimmy stop, stop sorry, im sorry thats tim ryan. Steve oh [ light laughter ] jimmy one last try, John Hickenlooper. He was great, come on. He was in all the debates. Steve yeah jimmy gave it his all. Heres lets see him. [ laughter ] jimmy okay, thats clearly stop steve come on. Jimmy stop it. Thats the cartoon general from the [ laughter and applause weve got to get new Research People steve yeah, gosh jimmy the other candidates are still on the trail, including kamala harris. Shes been doing whatever it takes to get her name out there. And sometimes its pretty intense. Ill show you what i mean in this edition of candidate checkin. Announcer elections seasons back, baby, and its out of control candidates are dunkin it out on the campaign trail and theyll do anything to get your vote its big its wild its intense i 16. Announcer intense [ laughter ] jimmy wow, its intense. Steve wow. [ cheers and applause jimmy bingo you guys, a lot of the National News is pretty bad right now the economy, the trade war, the campaign itd be nice to hear something good lets check in on the local news, maybe things are a little better whats the big story today in new york squirrels in new york city are on the attack. [ laughter ] jimmy all right, no, never mind [ laughter ] lets go to Something Else listen to this, on a recent delta flight from aspen to Salt Lake City there was just one passenger. [ light laughter ] just one guy on the whole plane. But when they were boarding, they still made him wait until zone five. Steve aw [ laughter ] jimmy sorry. Not yet. This is crazy, when the beverage cart went by, it still slammed into his knee. [ laughter ] steve really jimmy and they lost his bag. Steve really [ laughter ] jimmy yeah get this, a florida couple who met at the Grocery Store publix decided to take their engagement photos in the store steve aw [ audience aws ] jimmy and this is sweet. If they ever split up, theyre just going to put one of those checkout dividers between themselves [ laughter ] check this out everyones okay, but in seattle a 70yearold man mixed up the brake pedal and the gas pedal and drove through the window of an l. A. Fitness. Look at where he ended up. Yikes. [ audience ohs ] in the pool. I cant tell whats scarier, the accident or that the driver is seven years younger than Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden Steve what [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know just saying. Think about it steve thats why you need hickenlooper jimmy you guys, earlier this week, everybody was talking about this video of a fish tube that moved salmon from one body of water to another. Did you hear about this . Check this out jimmy yeah yeah there he goes. So anyway, yeah. So now [ light laughter ] its a real thing. Its just a water park for a a salmon [ laughter ] steve they gotta have some fun. Jimmy well, now another fish video is going viral. To restock a lake in utah, officials put trout on a plane and they just well, they drop watch this [ laughter ] jimmy yeah isnt that wild . And thats thats actually the same way they let passengers off Spirit Airlines [ laughter ] yeah we have a great show tonight give it up for the roots everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy weve got a fun show tonight. Ice cube is here [ cheers and applause steve yeah come on. Jimmy i love ice cube. Kieran culkin is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy alessia cara is here [ cheers and applause steve yeah jimmy and were closing up the show with a performance by juanes featuring alessia cara. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy its great its fun i want to show you this book i love cookbooks i always loved cookbooks growing up i used to, like my grandmother used to babysit me and i would go over, and she would just give me the same cookbook and i would just look through it all day long. To ok, i just liked the pictures. Steve yeah jimmy anyways, so im obsessed with cookbooks. And my friend, who ive now t o a cookbook this is the Bridgehampton Bridgehampton inn and restaurant cookbook. And i just want to tell you, cause its great and i know the family Sybille Van Kempen the whole family theyve been around forever, and they have this place called loaves and fishes. And its a place where you go in and get, like, whatever you get food yeah, sure [ light laughter ] fish, bread. Stuff like that. But anyways, i went in there and i knew her mother who was great and passed away, anna pump, who i loved her and she was so nice to me. And when i first had winnie, my first baby, she was maybe one and she was Walking Around pointing at everything on the counter, looking at stuff. And she goes, does she want a a deviled egg . I was like, i dont know, i would never give her that. I dont like deviled eggs. But im like, i dont know. And she walked around, and she gave her her first deviled egg and shes a baby she just squished it in her face [ light laughter ] but shes just so loving and awesome. And i love the family. Theyre all great. Its a beautiful cookbook. Its oh, theres sybille right there. Thats sybille just to show you thats her right there. And she is great and but, yeah. The pictures are great its simple stuff. When i was a kid, i would just stare at that probably for years. Thats awesome [ light laughter ] i have no idea what it is, but it looks great steve yeah jimmy theres blueberries involved its like its a panna cotta steve come on. Jimmy come on, dude. Anyways, pick up this book it is also a its a look and cookbook thats the new thing steve what is that jimmy well, what you do is, if you have a phone or something, you put your phone up to the qr code on certain recipes. And theres a video to show how to make it steve ooh, i like that [ applause ] jimmy just check it out. Loavesandfishes. Us i love you guys. Congrats, its a great book. [ applause ] guys, do you ever see a photo in the news and think, hey, that headline could be much better . Ill show you what i mean. Its time for news and improved. Here we go [ cheers and applause news and improved jimmy for example steve is that good jimmy dude, its the best vodka money can buy. [ light laughter ] check out this first photo the original headline was simone biles makes gymnastics history. Headline can definitely be improved, because if you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, woman who clearly forgot your name says hey you a little too excitedly. [ laughter ] hi hi you look great check out this next photo. Here the original headline was, mcconnell criticizes china over hong kong protests. If you only looked at the photo, the headline could have been, man who just flushed toilet watches as water level continues to rise. [ laughter and applause no, no, no, no, no, no, no steve no jimmy not today satan [ laughter ] steve blame satan . Jimmy what yeah oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, not today, satan [ light laughter ] the next headline was, democrats criticize trump on trade. Headline could have been, grandma and grandpa have only one house rule and you broke it. [ laughter and applause take the shoes off not today, satan steve the toilets overflowing. Jimmy the next headline was, stock market dips. Headline could have been, counsel of dads assemble to see what this whole fortnite thing is all about. [ laughter and applause so how do i how do i make em dance . This next headline says, pompeo discusses sanctions on iran. Headline could have been, guy not too happy to see exwife with her new boy toy at applebees. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause jimmy really, diane . Next headline was, Trump Defends immigration strategy. Headline could have been, dad gives worlds most awkward version of the talk. Steve wow. Jimmy its like, dad, stop. [ laughter and applause finally, this headline was, cities facing recycling crisis. Headline could have been, woman finally empties out all the old receipts inside her purse. [ laughter and applause thats all the time we have for news and improved. Well be right back with ice cube everybody, come on back. [ cheers and applause giving back. Subaru and our retailers have given over one hundred and sixtyfive Million Dollars to charity. Love. 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[ cheers and applause guesis a a very talented actor, musician and entrepreneur, whose big3 Pro Basketball League is now in its third season tickets for Upcoming Games are available at big3. Com. And the championship is sunday september 1st at the Staples Center in l. A. Please welcome ice cube. [ cheers and applause jimmy ice cube welcome back to the show my man, thanks. Jimmy looking good bud thanks for having me. Jimmy happy belated birthday i know your birthday was i missed it. It was in june, man jimmy yeah, sorry about that [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy its still in the mail my cards still in the mail. But youll get one youll get one from me it was a big milestone birthday though not really. Jimmy yeah, kind of was. It was my antimilestone birthday jimmy wh y i turned jimmy 50 yeah, so. Jimmy thats a big deal. No, its not. [ light laughter ] jimmy ye, al no, its not. [ cheers and applause jimmy look at that the bands playing everyones excited what are you talking about why is it not because i turn 49 next year and then i go to 48. Then i go to 47. [ light laughter ] jimmy youre going to start counting backwards im going backwards, man. Jimmy my, gosh so by the time you 70, im going to be a teenager [ laughter ] Jimmy Benjamin buttons on that yeah, im going backwards jimmy i want to ask you. cause i know youre busy acting and the big3 basketball thing, congrats on that. You got the show, hip hop squares. Yes jimmy what do you do you take a vacation or what does ice cube do on vacation . And i picture you in the pool or something. No. Im a professional look at the water guy. [ light laughter ] jimmy dont go in the water. No, i dont go in the water i look at it im like, baby thats a big wave right there. Shell say, yeah. [ laughter ] it is jimmy sounds fun well, you lets talk about some of the stuff you have going on the big3, season three yes jimmy this is its when you first came on, you had this idea, it was like, well, who knows . Lets hope its nah, you thought it was whack man. Jimmy no, no, no [ laughter ] thought it wasnt going to work jimmy i was like no, i dude, i always support everything okay. Jimmy i just didt okay big3 what you do is you have three legends playing three on three yeah, you know, we have professional three on three basketball played by former nba players or players who play professionally around the world. And, you know, they balling out. The season is getting good you know, we got our last week of the season coming up, then playoffs and then our championship so pretty exciting jimmy but then youre doing the big the festival as well yeah, its a ballout. Jimmy what is that big3 ballout in dallas where we usually have three games on one day in one city, three games in another city. But this time we putting them all in dallas. So six games for the price of one. Its crazy we got people performing my man t. I. Is going to come get down jimmy i love t. I got a few people performing [ cheers and applause its gonna be a real festival. Jimmy you dont stop an jimmy did you always think you were going to be an actor as well or no . No, no. I never even thought about it at first you know, its like John Singleton, rest in peace. Jimmy absolutely yeah, yeah, he [ applause ] jimmy love John Singleton [ applause ] give it up for my man he discovered me, for real you i had no idea he jimmy from what though from yeah, he was an intern at the arsenio hall show. And he came up to me i was backstage. And he came up to me hes like, you ice cube . Im like, yeah. Hes like, im going to put you in a movie. Im like, all right man, okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy security, security watch out, man. Jimmy get this guy [ talking over each other watch out cause im not even an actor you know what i mean hes like, im not even a a director yet im a junior at usc. And when i graduate, im going to put you in a movie. I said, okay, dude. So forgot about john he ran up to me at a public enemy concert. He was like, remember me . Its like yeah, i said, yeah, i remember you. Hes like, yeah, man. Im a senior now at usc. [ laughter ] and im going to still put you in this movie. Jimmy wow. And we talk so long at that point that his ride left him and i had to give him a ride [ laughter ] to usc to his dorm jimmy oh, my god im like, man, this dude done turned into a nuisance. [ laughter ] you know what im saying jimmy youre a nice dude i mean i couldnt leave jimmy i cant believe he had the guts to ask ice cube to take i couldnt leave him out 2 00 in the morning, you know, outside a club so i didnt pay no attention to him. And my manager came about a year later and was like, someone want to put you in a movie. Im like, get out of here im not an actor im not an actor why are these people trying to put me in this movie . So when i i didnt really take it serious. Make a long story short. I didnt take it serious threw the script in my backseat jimmy yeah went to this audition and it was him sitting there. Hes like i told you. [ laughter ] ieed to drop you off somewhere else im like its you. Hes like, yeah. So he said, you ready . I did the audition and i sucked i was terrible totally terrible im my script . Im like, nope. [ light laughter ] jimmy at least youre honest hes like, man, im going to give you one more chance. Because you were terrible. And go read my script. Come back tomorrow if youre good, ill get you a a movie. If not, were gonna have to move on. So when i read the script, i was like, oh, damn this is a this is like a hell of a movie, boyz n the hood. and so the rest is history so to speak. [ cheers and applause jimmy boyz n the hood, that was it. Boyz n the hood, yeah jimmy John Singleton great dude [ applause ] you are always doing so much and i always ask too much every time you come here but youre the best. But i know you do the theme song for the big3. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, you perform that uhhuh. Jimmy i just happened to have it. [ cheers and applause the roots can help you out oh, okay. You know ill never turn down a chance to get down with the roots. Jimmy ah, come on. [ cheers and applause three now that the magic number got the homies balling out for the whole damn summer with that four poin special in that ghost baller purple if i check the roster got a three hea monste now them killer 3s are like killer bees start dropping threes like trilogy like company like b. I. Gs got them ball hog hoggin that thre on three we got the power to do it b. I. G. We got tristate coached by the d. O. C so dont hate on lisa leslie or nat and nancy lieberma a head coach leading men we got new teams we got new scheme we got aliens and enemie and they coached by the glove jimmy ice cube everybody [ cheers and applause check out big3. Com for tickets well be right back with Kieran Culkin. Stick around avo do you push through migraine . Imagine what you can do with more migrainefree days. pirate arr jessica en garde avo when youre not fighting through migraine, imagine the possibilities. Oncemonthly emgality is used for the prevention of migraine in adults. It can help give you more migrainefree days. With emgality, about 60 of people had their migraine days cut in half or more. Dont use if allergic to emgality. Allergic reactions, like itching, rash, hives, and trouble breathing can occur even days after use. Get medical help right away if you have symptoms. Side effects include injection site reactions. jessica what should we do tomorrow . avo ask your doctor about emgality. 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You can now see season two sundays at 9 00 p. M. On hbo. Please welcome Kieran Culkin [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Look at that they love you. They love you. Hi. Jimmy well, welcome bud. Thanks. Jimmy thank you for coming to the show. I appreciate it. Thank you jimmy we have a lot to talk about. But first of all, congrats youre going to be a firsttime dad. Oh, my god, yeah. Jimmy this is a big deal [ cheers and applause its great. Jimmy well, where are you . Wheres your head right now . Wheres your headspace i dont have im not having any of the freak outs or the nervousness that everyone tells me i should be having. Jimmy yeah all i am is excited jimmy yeah and were about five, six weeks away Something Like that. Jimmy wow, are you but now that im on national television, maybe i am freaking out a little bit [ laughter ] jimmy thats right sorry about that sort of in real time, im like jimmy yeah actually, wait, i should be nervous. Jimmy are you like were not ready at all. We have a friend of a friend that loaned us a crib. And thats all we have we have not planned a baby shower we dont know what were doing we are wildly unprepared i think i am freaking out. [ laughter ] jimmy im sorry about that i dont want heres some water right here i dont want you to freak out. But it is a its kind of fun when you have your first child, if youre lucky enough to have a baby but its fun that everyone gives you advice yeah. Jimmy and everyone gives you books. Eah. Jimmy dont use these nipples. [ light laughter ] use this thing. I know. Jimmy theyre environmentally safe use glass i go, just leave me alone its my baby. Theres so much and were taking these classes theres tonight, after this, im doing the third class in the last four days where you just get about 100 pieces of information in an hour and i dont know what to do with it. But you have to jimmy you have to get your license to have a baby yeah [ light laughter ] yesterday we did what was like the baby prep class and the way we start is we went around the room. And all you had to do was say your name and how much experience you have with a a newborn, like, changing diapers, or Holding Babies just that. So it goes around. And it comes to me and im like, hi, im kieran. Ive held some newborn friends of mine. And when i was a little kid, i probably helped my mom with diapers and stuff. And i remember holding my little brother rory. And then i turn to my wife and she goes hi, im jazz i hate babies. And im terrified of them so i never hold them. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god what i love about that is the room is, i love my child. But im going to hate all of yours. [ laughter ] anyways, next jimmy shes going to see you start loving every baby. I well, maybe. Jimmy you do i took one look at her when she said that too. And i was like, ive never been more in love with anybody in my life. Jimmy yeah, thats true. I was yeah. Very good are you happily my advice to you is dont take anyones advice. Just go thats the best advice. Jimmy just go and it will all work out. Its great and no spoilers. No spoilers for you. Thank you jimmy lets talk about succession. Okay. Jimmy this is a giant yeah, we got a one whoo. Yeah one person saw the show [ cheers and applause its great jimmy thats good. And a bunch of liars. Jimmy so people are obsessed with the show did you know it was going to be a hit when you first did it . Absolutely not, no. But i never know that. Its weird for me doing a tv show this the first time ive ever done that. And ive been doing this for 29, 30 years which is sort of weird to say i hope i didnt come off as obnoxious. But who cares . [ light laughter ] i usually whenever i do a a job, i dont usually care what the perception of it is going to be. Because im just like, i did my part. However people like it is none of my business. Now ili cause i want to keep doing it. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah so the fact that people have been liking the show actually feels really nice. Its good. Jimmy but, i mean, its bizarre that people like the characters. cause theyre awful people im not sure they like the characters they kind of theres something about them they just want to watch them and maybe watch them fail or something. Jimmy its like watching dancing with the stars. Youre like [ laughter ] kind of rooting for them but kind of hoping theyre bad you know i get multiple times and i think they all think theyre very original. But people on the street come up to me like, hey, youre on that show. Im like, thanks. Like, youre an [ bleep ]. Im like, oh, thank you. [ laughter ] jimmy there you go yeah yeah. Jimmy my wifes pregnant. Thank you very much. Walking with her. Jimmy im doing my job. Yeah, its a character. Jimmy you insult some people i mean oh, yeah. Jimmy you go for it. Oh, there are times when theyre just like, you know what if you want to, theres a bunch of background actors there just, like, rip into them. So, at the end of a take, ill just startak ey go, cut. Nd yelling at and i run over and im like, im kieran by the way. [ laughter ] jimmy that is not me at aln everything thaou bdy and congrats more on being a a dad. [ cheers and applause thats going to be good. Got to come back thank you so much jimmy we have from succession. And we had to bleep out a lot of it. Take a look. Wheres this coming from . Its coming from dad. Its coming from us no. What why we dancing around . If its coming from dad dads worried about you. Okay. I mean, come on you know how he is he doesnt get it. He still has a plant out in philippines manufacturing xerox machines but he [ bleep ]. And right now right now his giant cyclops eye is looking in this direction and hes feeling like maybe he bought a giant pile of [ bleep ]. 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Were the tenneys were the hayles, and were usaa members for life. Get your usaa Auto Insurance quote today. Herrrre come this hair is happenin they think normal pesticide treatments will stop us nix ultra ahhhh kill super lice and eggs with nix ultra. More effective than the leading prescription. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is a grammy winning singer. Her latest ep, this summer, is out september 6th everyone please welcome, alessia cara [ cheers and applause jimmy im so excited a this this ep comes out september 6th. And i just love that you are putting out new music. Even though cause youre busy youre on tour yeah, im on tour this came out of nowhere like, i wanted it to, like, take a break for a year. And then my brain was like, [ laughter ] jimmy yeah you got to do what your brain says, yeah yes exactly jimmy how do you find time to record . I actually called my producer, jon levine, ou made a little makeshift studio on the tour bus. And, like, started, like, fleshing out is it flushing or fleshing . I never knew i always mumble that world cause i dont know if its flushing or fleshing out jimmy yeah i would say fleshing, i think. Fleshing out. Jimmy fleshing it out, yeah songs jimmy we could flush it out too. Flush it out. [ laughter ] both things could be done. But thats just it. I think its fleshing. Jimmy i think its fleshing, yeah fleshing. Jimmy but flushing is a word anyway, yeah. Jimmy but the song youre new song, rooting for you. Yeah. Jimmy i love that. Thank you jimmy whats the idea behind that song rooting for you . Is that its kind of like, i feel like its a similar situation that we all kind of go through where we are having, like, a friendip with someonor and you think its going great and then it takes a turn and youre kind of, like its almost like watching a movie. And, like, seeing the protagonist, like, go the wrong way. And youre like, dude. Jimmy no i was rooting for you. Like, whyd you got to go and do that . Jimmy yeah, like, no, come on, man. I loved you. Yeah, thats kind of what happened to me jimmy and you tried to get tyra, was it, tyra banks yeah, cause i dont know if you guys have seen theres, like, a clip in americas next top model where shes yelling at this model who, i guess, like, wasnt passionate about what she was doing i dont really know the context. But she was just she just goes tyra goes to her shes like, i was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you. How dare you. [ cheers ] and i wanted to put that in. [ cheers and applause impression, number one but, yeah. But we i tried to, like, get that in the beginning of the song but her people or her, like, they didnt answer my email so i couldnt add it in. I couldnt add the sample in jimmy tyra we were rooting for you. Rooting for you jimmy i mean, what are you doing . [ laughter ] if you see this, were still routing for you. I can get it on the ep version jimmy youre on tour with shawn mendes yeah. Jimmy whos a buddy. [ cheers and applause yeah, we love him. Yeah. Jimmy hes a great guy he is jimmy he tweeted out something. He said that hes been a fan of yours since 2013 and yeah. Jimmy its, like, an old tweet that he said, who is this girl . Shes dope, does anyone know if shes got twitter . [ laughter ] shes got jimmy yeah, yeah what do you remember this at all . I do. Yeah, i remember when it happened too cause my i wasnt, like, doing music at time at all. So, like, my twitter had, like, 50 followers or whatever and i started getting all these crazy mentions cause he was big on vine at the time and i was like, whats happening on my twitter . Like, whats going on . And then i realized he tweeted me and i was, like, hey, thats, like, the vine singer guy. Like, thats so cool. And then i think i followed him then and he might have followed me. And then we kind of kept in touch through out all the years, because were from, like, pretty much the same place in canada almost like, 40 minutes away from each other. Jimmy thats so fun. Yeah. Jimmy isnt that amazing it starts right there and now youre and now were touring together its so weird. Its so weird, yeah. Jimmy thats great and then youre doing your own tour i am. Im doing my own tour. October 21st is the first date jimmy good for you yeah. [ cheers and applause you told me about this fun thing this fun thing that you do with your girlfriend when youre on tour. Juo but can you explain the joke to me cause i do have i have a a straw. Yeah. Oh, my god okay, yeah jimmy heres your straw. Its a mental straw. Thank you its a metal straw jimmy dont use dont use Plastic Straws yes, save the turtles, everybody. Jimmy yeah, all right. [ applause ] so what is the bit thank you jimmy what is youre bit okay. So do you want to take your mug . Jimmy sure so, okay, this is really dumb i dont even know where this stemmed from i think i was talking to my best friend and her brother. And her brother mentioned how he mentioned his frustration with, like, big men and, like, using little, tiny straws and how it was funny. And then from there we just starting thinking of how funny it would be, like, if someone saying and then, like, they go to take a sip of the straw but they cant find the straw and then they instantly, like, become, like, not cool [ laughter ] and we just do this. Jimmy all right lets well make you laugh lets be very serious. You do it. And then ill do it and then you do one. Jimmy okay, got you. All right oh, my gosh. Now im nervous. Jimmy i know, its alright im so glad that our bit made it to tv, by the way. I just have to say jimmy yeah, well, yeah [ light laughter ] yeah. Okay, so, okay listen, dude man to man jimmy yeah you mess with my family, you mess with me and dont make me have to tell you again. [ laughter ] dont make me have to tell you again. [ laughter and applause jimmy i dont think i can top that all right. I want to talk about juanes. Yes jimmy tonight youre preforming how did you guys hook up [ laughter ] i actually have a tour manager. My tour manager jimmy yeah is he used to tour manage him or used to manager him. And theyve been like lifelong friends. And so juanes had a song that he said would be really perfect for me so, you know, my tour manager was, like, the middle man and kind of made that happen jimmy have you sung in spanish before never in my life. It was, like, so terrifying. And it was so cool cause they let me write something in english and then juanes and his producer translated it to spanish. So, like, i got to, like, write [ cheers ] well, i didnt write the spanish part but, you know. Jimmy yeah like, now im singing it. Jimmy you were yeah yeah. 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But i have a feeling that you got some more impressithat so i thought it would be fun to challenge you tonight to another round. You in i am. Jimmy all right, lets do this all right. It is time for wheel of musical impressions. [ cheers and applause jimmy now how it works is were going to take turns hitting this button here which activates the musical impressions generator. It will land on one random singer that we can do impressions of and one random song title whoevers turn it is has to do an impression of that musician singing that song. Since youre my guest, why dont you go first okay. I get so nervous for this. I dont know why [ beeps [ light laughter ] jimmy Billie Eilish singing pop goes the weasel. Oh, my god. Im so sorry billie in advance jimmy roots. I love you. Okay all aroun the mulberry bus the monkey chase the wease the monkey thought twas all in fu pop goes the wease a penny for a spool of threa a penny for a needle thats the wa the money goes pop goes the wease pop goes the weasel [ cheers and applause jimmy thats great that was perfect im so sorry. Jimmy all right, here we go its my turn [ beeps [ light laughter ] all right. The doors singing rubber duckie youre the one. I dont even know that song jimmy give me Something Like rubber duckie. Its ernie oh ernie. Jimmy sesame street. Rubber ducky. Jimmy the child was taking a bath [ laughter ] bubbles surround the young boys head floating in the water was a toy. Rubber duckie youre the one [ cheers ] you make bath tim lots of fu rubber ducki im awfully fond of you [ cheers and applause rubber duckie joy of joy when i squeeze you you make noise yeah rubber duckie ure the one [ cheers and applause oh rubber ducki youre the one [ cheers and applause i didnt know you can get up and do jimmy i need props i need props and do stuff. Jimmy no, no [ talking over each other come on, you have to okay. Jimmy all right, here you go press the generator. Heart racing. [ beeps oh, my favorite no jimmy Amy Winehouse singing old mcdonald had a farm. Oh, my gosh jimmy this is fun. All right here i go. Old mcdonal had a farm eieio and on his farm he had a dog eieio with a moo moo here and a moo moo ther eieio [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy that is correct. That is correct. That is exactly how you do that that almost was too perfect. Oh, come on jimmy oh, my gosh. I love that. That was amazing oh, my gosh. That fits really well jimmy yeah, perfect. [ beeps [ laughter ] mick jagger doing baby shark. Okay baby shark. Jimmy now that song is gonna be stuck in my head. Baby shark. I know. Jimmy oh, my gosh. I got to get out of here like a blues riff. Yeah, oh yeah. Timothy. Yeah baby shark do d baby shark do do baby shark do do do yeah baby shark do do d yeah baby shark do d and mommy shar and a mommy shark do do a grandpa shark do do a baby shark do dondmahark baby shark do do [ cheers and applause jimmy i like it. That was good for this last one, why dont you take us home just do one more all right [ cheers and applause [ beeps [ laughter ] Alanis Morissette jimmy hush little baby. Oh, i love alanis. Oh, my gosh jimmy all right. Roots, alanis. Oh hush little babysay a word papas gonna buy you a mocking bird and if that birause dont sing ill buy you a diamond ring ill buy you diamond ring bab and if that diamond ring turns to brass papas going to by you looking glas and if that lookin glass gets broke papas going to buy you billy goat [ cheers and applause jimmy alessia cara thats all the time we have for wheel of musical impressions well be right back with a a performance from juanes and alessia. We are here to discuss jessies online time. And out of respect, we will let you make the first offer. Thirty minutes. Thirty minutes . Objection overruled. One hour. Sweeten the deal by doing the dishes and ill consider it. I wouldnt do it. I hate the dishes. One hour with the tablet, you walk the dog and do the dishes. If you insist. Congratulations. Only xfinity xfi lets you take control of your familys online time. Thats simple, easy, awesome. Xfinity xfi gives you the speed, coverage and control you need. Manage your wifi network from anywhere when you download the xfi app today. [ cheers and applause jimmy he will be honored this fall as the 2 2019 latin recording academys person of the year and you can catch him opening for the Rolling Stones in miami on august 31st thats going to be awesome [ cheers and applause performing querer mejor with alessia cara, please welcome juanes [ cheers and applause [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in foreigngu [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ singing in Foreign Language [ [ singing in Foreign Language [ cheers and applause jimmy fantastic. Thank you so much. That was unbelievable. Fantastic. Juanes Alessia Cara Querer Mejor is out right now. My thanks to ice cube. Kieran culkin. Juanes [ cheers and applause and alessia cara and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight michael che, star of glow, actress alison brie, music from torche, featuring the 8g band with nate smith [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause that is good to hear in that case, lets get to the news according to cnn, President Trump spoke publicly for 56 total minutes last week even though the car behind him was honking the whole time ug

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