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what a morning to be late. oh, i d like to get my hands on the guy who invented the snooze alarm. ? morning, morning. ? oh, min, let me help you with those suckers. come on now, hon. that s all right. there we are. thanks, mork, but i was trying to put the boot on. oh. i guess we start off the day on the wrong foot. well, mind, i m really famished. i feel like gandhi at a mcdonald s. i feel like i can eat an aardvark s tongue. sorry. i m production coordinator on a new show, that ll give you nine minutes to spare. you re gonna have to fix your own breakfast today and maybe dinner, too. it might be another late night. min, whoa! red light, whoa! stop, kemo sabe. you want moi to cook? yeah. you re a big orkan now. i think you can handle yourself in the kitchen and maybe cleaning up around here, too. min, i draw the line right there. i will not cook, clean, or do windows. i am man. watch me sit. where d you get that idea? robert petrie, jim anderson, and archie bunker. ....
i ve got to go, mork. keep your fingers crossed for me or whatever you orkans do for luck. the room looks beautiful! mork: i know, mind. and not a single medfly in the bunch. oh, mork. oh, titter, titter. blush, blush, blush. oh, mork. hi. this is so sweet of you to do this for me. but i think you re a little premature. oh! oh, mork, down boy, down boy! me-me-me-me-me! go ahead tell her. i can t. tell her. come on, tell her. i m cramping up emotionally. tell her. you can do it. i m gonna have to wait for the dramatic conclusion. tell her it s okay. [ breathing heavily ] it s all right. [ calmly ] mindy, you hold my three hearts in your two hands. will you.marry me? min? min the shiksa split. make a small mental note it s always better to propose while she s in the room. min! oh, say the magic word! roast don t forget to put it in the oven. all that love for a hunk of meat. i blew my big moment. i was there i blew it. man: fore! this is not the america ....
this has been a day to remember. mindy was such a beautiful bride. but, cora, they re honeymooning on ork. why can t they go to the poconos? well, i think it s exciting to go to another planet. i d rather have a frontal lobotomy. well, go for it. it s almost time to blast off. mindy, honey, won t you reconsider? we re talking about space travel here going off to some strange planet. oh, dad. it s where mork grew up. he just wants to share it with me. [ humming title theme from 2001: a space odyssey ] ? dahmm ? ? dahhm ? that s a catchy tune. i wish i could remember the words. are those special glasses to shield our eyes from the ultraviolet rays? no, i just bought them cause they re gnarly. yeah, that s great, mork. you can t let this man pilot you through space. he doesn t even have a driver s license. come on, now, pops. i have been to the 4 corners of the universe, i have charted 16 solar systems, and i can refold a road map correctly. there s another thing, ....
come on, dad. blow. [ blows ] oh, mearth, you re such a comfort to me. i hope i get to at least see you on weekends and leap years. are you kidding? mommy loves you, daddy. you re number one, you re the head honcho. i hope you re right. but what if you re wrong? don t ask me. i haven t been able to cope with fractions yet. i m gonna take these flowers and be sure that they stay alive. i guess i ll put em in the tub with pablo. i don t think he ll mind, after carrying that dead thing around. pablo! i wonder if she would ve loved me then. well, i ve got two choices. i can either stand here and talk to myself like a soap opera. or go back in time and really find out. that s it! i ll do it! i haven t used these in a long time, but now s a very special occasion. oh, man. i hope this works. [ as the wicked witch of the west ] i want those shoes! i was an alien when i met her. when i go back, i ll be an alien again. it should work the second time around. ye ....
- okay, king me. sir. i didn t see that coming. - oh, please, quentin! are you kidding? mr. magoo would ve seen that one coming. why did you do that, quentin? you let me win, didn t you? - yes, yes, sir. - why did you let me win? - i value my job, sir. as someday i dream of opening my own truck rental agency. - (pounding stick) the game is over! - (pounding stick) can i get you a before-dinner bosco? - no, you can t get me a before-dinner bosco. you know why? you just like to say bosco. (pounding stick) - to be sure. - i don t like him. - what s wrong, mearth? - oh, mommy. i m bored. i ve been all through this place, all the rooms. i m tired and i miss daddy. - i know, sweetheart, i do, too. but i m gonna talk to him about spending more time together, okay? - okay. - okay. - as a little backup, i made an appointment with him. as a matter of fact, for tuesday. his office. gosh, i hope i can find his office. - oh! oh, great, send him in. send him in. - v ....