- okay, king me. sir. i didn t see that coming. - oh, please, quentin! are you kidding? mr. magoo would ve seen that one coming. why did you do that, quentin? you let me win, didn t you? - yes, yes, sir. - why did you let me win? - i value my job, sir. as someday i dream of opening my own truck rental agency. - (pounding stick) the game is over! - (pounding stick) can i get you a before-dinner bosco? - no, you can t get me a before-dinner bosco. you know why? you just like to say bosco. (pounding stick) - to be sure. - i don t like him. - what s wrong, mearth? - oh, mommy. i m bored. i ve been all through this place, all the rooms. i m tired and i miss daddy. - i know, sweetheart, i do, too. but i m gonna talk to him about spending more time together, okay? - okay. - okay. - as a little backup, i made an appointment with him. as a matter of fact, for tuesday. his office. gosh, i hope i can find his office. - oh! oh, great, send him in. send him in. - very go
mork calling orson. come in, orson. mork calling orson. come in, orson. mork calling orson. woman: [ spanish accent ] hola, orson no en casa. kisbilita. talk fast. i am watching the edge of ork. when will he be back, kisbilita? he s at his club. he get drunk and then he come home and say, [ imitating orson ] kisbilita, i want you bad. must go now. elizabeth taylor s on. adios, you fine young thing. i should have never given her that fernando valenzuela poster. hello, mom? mom? mom, can you hear me? whoop! whoop! oh, e-e-excuse me. i-i-i m awfully sorry, my friend. i was just trying to call my mother on neptune. you re from neptune? you don t know bobby kleebco, do you? are you kidding? i dated his sister! are you kidding that gorgeous bald girl? oh, whoa! [ chuckles ] my name is kalnik, but please, call me kal. everybody does except my car salesman, who calls me guy. guy. what you doin , guy? oh, ar ar ar! nanu, i m mork from ork. uh oh! i m sorry. i have been
mom? [ imitating static ] mom?! you re from neptune? my name is kalnik. you live on earth? me too! no one calls my son a mutant. take a hike. you ll live to regret this, orkan! eeyah! take your hands off [ gasps ] you re an android! a bomb!! hide! i have a feeling we re never gonna see this place again. why do you want to kill us? you re the only ones that can throw a wrench into my plans! don t use that! aaah! nothing is gonna stop kalnik s men. they think you re the alien out to take over the world. i have to tell the whole world that i m an alien. that way they know i ve got nothing to hide. it s the only way! i ve gotta go public. mork is the most famous man in the world, and i m offering you your own prime-time television show. what?! oh, min, this is so fast. about four days ago, i was having dinner with a lady friend at my favorite italian restaurant the one where the pope eats when he s in town. anyway, in the bar, the tv is blasting away about some alien from
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i wish frederick would get back from lunch. [ sarcastically ] how could he leave us at the height of our rush hour? oh, say, business is picking up. that last couple came to a full stop. [ playing harmonica ] mork, what are you doing? singing the orkan blues. ? gonna nanu all night long ? say, i like that. do you know the no sales blues? stop fooling around. i feel sorry for dad. so do i. [ sighs ] why do we feel sorry for dad? business is the pits. on top of that, the water pipe broke in his house e entire living room. that s too bad. the wet look is out. it costs almost $3,000 to repair the plumbing and dry out all the furniture. do you know where those invoices are for the records? we ran out, but there s more in the back. like to buy a record? no, i m just browsing. let s show you this special deal! marcel marceau s greatest hits! man ascending an escalator. man walking the world s largest staircase. there he goes walking across it. let s just forget the vinyl. l