Around and everything is going according to plan. laughter oh, eye im sorry, i keep forgetting. It is the Southern Hemisphere so its the opposite. Lurking under rios with thers raw sewage and now what scientists describe as superbacteria, the highest levels of superbacteria on the shores of guanabara bay. Site of the sailing event a month from now. It is a nice sailing area but every time you get some water in your face it feels like there is some alien enemy entering your face. So i keep my nose and my lips closed. laughter . Trevor first of all, what is that music . Does that just play when germans talk . What is that . And also, if you ever wonder how a small country like germany almost took over the entire world t is easy to understand because of this guy. Because the solution to the problem of an alien entering in us, to just stop breathing. You just stop breathing. Thats all you do, but the toxic water is just the tip of the [bleep] iceberg here. There are concerns about infrastr
[cheers and applause] larry thank you very much. Yeah, welcome to the show. Thank you very much. So kind. Im your host larry wilmore. We have a good show. Rapper m1 is on the show tonight. Now, when i think of charlie rose i think of two things. Number one, International Sex symbol. Number two, accomplished journalist, right . Here he is this week asking joe biden about the middle east and it seems he has confusion on who is interviewing whom. We have a problem overthrowing dictators like mubarak and gadhafi and saddam. My question was what happens hes gone . Doesnt the country disintegrate . What happens then . Ok. I know the first step and the second step. Whats the third and fourth step . [laughter] larry ill tell you what the fifth step is, answer the question. You answer the questions. Actually biden is pressing for his own white house show, afternoon joe with joe biden. Ill ask the [bleep] questions. All right. Moving on this week was the summer soltice giving us the shortest nig
[ cheers and applause ] i made that pussy dry mojave trying to. Like they do in a r b song yeah usher make it sound so easy i hear you begging, please me but something always goes wrong trying to. Like they do in an r b song just kiss me, okay . [ both laugh ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york. This is the daily show with trevor noah. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you for tuning in. Our guest tonight tavis smiley is joining us everybody. First breaking news or broke news. Trouble for the trump campaign. A staggering lack of cash. Despite bringing in nearly 5 million. He ended the month with nearly a Million Dollars in the bank. Yes it turns out a guys whose businesses have bankrupt four times is less than amazement in managing money. The more amazing the expenses. He wrote checks for 423,000 to trumps private country club. 350,000 for the private jet. 72,000 on trump tower. 35,000 on trumps fl
Seat. First off big i love you too, by. I have to say big props to king james and the cavaliers, you guys. They did it. Wow, what a game last night. I was stuck on a plane and i missed it and what an epic, historic comeback. Now, i have to admit, i was rooting for the splash brothers. You know i had no choice the light skin brothers. So in honor of their valiant run, i gotta pour one out for curry and thompson. Here you go. [laughter] a little splash for the splash brothers. Not regular chocolate milk, but light skinded. A delightful creamy colored drink. You may be thinking at home, how come he doesnt have a milk mustache . Oh i do, its just a perfect match. Light skinded the milk that matches. Okay lets go from light skinded to orangeskinded and see whats happening with the unblackening. This weekend, trump did what trump does best he spewed nonsense out of his gaping facechasm. In the wake of last weeks mass shooting in orlando, trump went on face the nation to talk about profiling
The big shakeup for the Donald Trump Campaign just weeks before the Republican Convention is set to begin. Trump campaigns manager Corey Lewandowski is out. He has been part of trumps innercircle from the very beginning, from even before day one. He is part of that sort of original group of Trump Supporters who were with him since he came down that escalator at trump tower. Trevor yes, the escalator that brought us trump. It almost seems like whoever was on that escalator ride got to be part of the Trump Campaign it doesnt seem like they were pandz. Trump was just riding and going who is this guy, i like his style, i like him, hes on. Sir, that is the keas later railing. Yeah, i want him on the campaign. I need more black support, ill take it. Circumstances i dont think he. Hurry, hes getting away, hes getting away so it appears coree lewandowskis grip on power was not as strong as his grip on young female reporters. And i can only imagine what it must have been like for him when done