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Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 20160527

cheers and applause trevor that is our show for tonight ill be gone for a few weeks. One more time, now here it is. Your moment of zen. Well, i think as a captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry yeah welcome to the nightly show. Ntion are ption comehellwelcome to the nightly though. Im larry wilmore. Thanks to all the ladies and gentlemen in our armed forces. How about a nice round of applause, everybody. Television icon levar burton joins us on panel tonight. Im very excited. All right guys, you know what time it is. Time to check in with americas efforts to denegrofy the white house. Thats right. Lets see whats happening with the unblackening. Big news today donald trump has now clinched the republican nomination for president. 1,237 delegates are needed and mr. Trump now has 1,238. Larry coincidentally, 12 38 is the time im going to hang myself after the show. laughter im not going to miss midnight. No, no. So heres the deal. So last summer, i made this stup

Transcripts For COM Midnight With Chris Hardwick 20160518

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Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 20160603

Oriental from federal law. Larry oriental . That term is still used in federal law . I can see why that was a unanimous decision trumpet playing taps oh, hey. Guys. Whats up . Bobby we lost another one. Were here to pay our respects. Benari damn p. C. Police, we cant have any fun anymore. Jack so, larry, if you dont mind, we would like to retire this word by hoisting it up into the rafters. Bobby it served us well for a long time. taps playing so long, oriental cheers and applause jack by the way, lar, thanks for bringing the nword back for us to use. Larry i did no such thing get out of here, you guys applause i didnt bring that back. cheers and applause i had no idea we cant use toots anymore. I had no idea. Ill have to stop using it. All right. Moving on to our top story societal malignant tumor George Zimmerman. George zimmerman is selling the gun he used to kill unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin, placing it up for auction online today. Larry yup, this is america, everybody. Im just

Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 20160613

Im larry wilmore. Thanks to all the ladies and gentlemen in our armed forces. How about a nice round of applause, everybody. Television icon levar burton joins us on panel tonight. Im very excited. All right, guys, you know what time it is. Time to check in with americas efforts to denegrofy the white house. Thats right. Lets see whats happening with the unblackening. Big news today donald trump has now clinched the republican nomination for president. 1,237 delegates are needed and mr. Trump now has 1,238. Larry coincidentally, 12 38 is the time im going to hang myself after the show. laughter im not going to miss midnight. No, no. So heres the deal. So last summer, i made this stupid bet. I said that if trump became the republican nominee which was a ridiculous idea i would drink a bottle of trump vodka on the air. Well. cheers that day has come i am a ma man of my word. Dont feel sad for me. This is my own fault. I brought this upon myself. I feel like i need to punish myself, kind

Transcripts For COM The Nightly Show With Larry Wilmore 20160621

I was stuck on a plane and i missed it and what an epic, historic comeback. Now, i have to admit, i was rooting for the splash brothers. You know i had no choice the light skin brothers. So in honor of their valiant run, i gotta pour one out for curry and thompson. Here you go. [laughter] a little splash for the splash brothers. Not regular chocolate milk, but light skinded. A delightful creamy colored drink. You may be thinking at home, how come he doesnt have a milk mustache . Oh i do, its just a perfect match. Light skinded the milk that matches. Okay lets go from light skinded to orangeskinded and see whats happening with the unblackening. This weekend, trump did what trump does best he spewed nonsense out of his gaping facechasm. In the wake of last weeks mass shooting in orlando, trump went on face the nation to talk about profiling this nations faces. Well i think that profiling is something that we are going to have to start thinking about as a country. I hate the concept of pr

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