but first, joe biden had a very busy week caving to the far lef radicals driving or hunting jeeps and wearing a pantsuit. he did all of that instead of trying to fix the disaster he has turned our country into. don t believe me? homicides are spiking across th country since last year. 327 percent in portland. 58 percent in oakland for a 25 percent in philadelphia. great american cities, the washington post even warning th u.s. could see the highest recorded increase in homicides and more than 20 years. down at the border, customs and border protection encountered more than 200,000 individuals i july. the highest in two decades. you know what it was for the month of january we re invited and assumed the presidency? just over 78,000 just this week more than 800 unaccompanied children were apprehended at th border in one day. but the white house will still try to tell you that the border is closed, there is no crisis. we certainly have it challenged at the border. a plan is in
case. roll it, doris. happy friendly friday, we ar so happy you are here with us great as you might not know we are number one in late-night tv egg eggen. everyone from colbert to biden williams. we never thought it would happe so quickly or we would have created the competitors are dropping faster then the competitors in the over 90 marathon. thanks to our that s enough for you. our great panel, a host with so much appeal it should be outlawed, but also our guests like tonight s the brett ware who makes eminem look like vanilla ice. that went on for five hours. that suit as the opposite of rappers delight, but it was better then the time on their number one hit where my tether at my but did you know he has done all. sometimes i need the hard news of the day. other days i just want to cuddle , why can t i have both? now you can, he is fair and balanced and unafraid to. you squeeze his tummy and get informed. the 41st president wants to go to maine this summer. he is t
ceaseless wanderings, we would ve had a lot less material . that is true, very true. our first clip tonight is the perfect tribute to his unintended comedic prowess. take a look. i know you were closely watching biden s public events they so what did you see? i always say it is not what he says. it is what we see that tells the tale. today the president was demanding that everybody get vaccinated and boosted to avoid this new covid variant but apparently routinely hatching orifices is not a covid risk at the white house. just watch. today thursday three misses about the new variant. we of the best vaccine of the world and now we are seeing deaths come down. we will fight and beat this new variant as well. a fully vaccinated boost third person is most protected against covid. a boost a person. that vaccine does not enough. you need to be a booster person. nightly multiple if you go near the press of them. however preschoolers don t touch their noses and eyes and mouths
scientist. she is from denver, but gets high editor-in-chief of the federalist, molly hemingway. like as feed them, it s always best to avoid her. fox news contributor kat timpf. and, his fights are more lopsided than kami s eyebrows. world heavyweight champion, tyrus. before we get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. yeah, it s left over straigh where i read the weak jokes we didn t use this week great it s my first time reading these, so if we asaph, we all go out to the parking lot and beat the ou of a writer. on thursday, president biden took a spill after delivering a commencement speech at the u.s. air force academy for the white house says he s fine, he just tripped over an old sandbag. to phasers in lauren sanchez ar spending $600,000 a month to rent any gees empty malibu home per the amenities included pool screening room, and best of all no kenny g. after 79 -year-old robert de niro welcomed his seventh child fellow godfather s
implication for the republic, that is me. anybody can stumble or fall, bu when a president does it, usually scrutiny and ridicule flow. set the narrative of ford as bumbling buffoon. is obvious when hillary clinton was physically dumped into fam, there was no snl sketch or ridiculed that brings us to ove the last two years has done mor falls than jerry lewis. part of the problem is joe biden is suffering from stiff gate and old age. his doctor has admitted as much in an effort to show how vigorous he still is, he affect the skipping routine i call it the biden tract. he does it all the time. it mostly conjures up images of tim conway s little old man. it is the biden trot that got him into trouble at the air force academy yesterday. [cheers and applause] why are they cheer something expect the white house staff to put more guardrails around him in the bathroom at john fete erman s house. every time he goes out, it s going going a look like he s out in line for a d