While signing the phase four relief package into law this afternoon will give another 310 billion to the ppp, the Small Business loan program, the president suggested that more help could be on the way in the form of government purchases. He suggested the oil and Airline Industry could be the beneficiary of a government buying product now at low prices for future use down the line. We could buy oil at a great price into the future, that gives them the infusion that they need and one of the ways we can help the airlines is by taking a very large discount, 50 off or maybe more. In dubai to three or four years of tickets and you infuse them with some cash. Connell at the Coronavirus Task force briefing, the president talked about the possibility that a disinfectant can be used to help internally combat covid19. Lysol came out this morning and urged that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be ministered into the human body, the president today said the disinfectant shoul
The truck started rolling backwards down the street. Last we checked, hes still chasing it. In politics, which are happening, whether we like it or not, a very big name weighed in today, on the race for president. Hi, everybody. Jimmy hi, everybody . Where the hell have you been . Did you not see the obat signal . Its been flashing for like two years. Jimmy as was expected, barack obama officially endorsed his former vp for p. Obama, who has been in quarantine since, january of 2017, posted a 12 minute video on twitter. And you can see, he looks older. Every time i see him, it feels like hes visiting from the future to warn us about something. Obama gave biden a hearty endorsement, and he had kind words for Bernie Sanders too. He described bernie as an american original, which sounds good, i guess, but realistically, you could say the same thing about mountain dew code red. Some are saying obamas endorsement came late, given that he waited until joe biden had the nomination. Its like e
Which is ok i guess. I guess its better than nothing. When i was in high school, i had an isolation prom too. Everyone else went to the prom. I stayed home and played my clarinet. And while we may be isolated, it would seem we are not alone. As if we didnt have enough to worry about right in the middle of this, at the moment we are totally focused on the virus and quarantine and whether or not we should be mainlining lysol, the pentagon releases official video of ufos. Thats right. What you are about to see are ufos. They are unidentified flying objects that no one, not even the pilots who saw and tracked them, has an explanation for. Theres a whole fleet of them. Look on the sa. My gosh theyre all going against the wind. The winds 120 knots west. Look at that thing, thats not that is look at that thing its rotating. Jimmy perfect. Just what we need. Has there ever been a worse time for an alien to say take me to your leader . I think id just lead him to, like, Morgan Freemans house. T
Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States. E president of the United States. Fmr. Pres. Obama please have a seat. [applause] fmr. Pres. Obama my fellow americans. [cheers] fmr. Pres. Obama mahalo. [laughter] fmr. Pres. Obama it is wonderful to be here at the white house correspondents dinner. What a week. Heard, the state of hawaii released my official longform birth certificate. Hopefully this puts all doubts to rest. But just in case there are any lingering questions, tonight, im prepared to go a step further. Time, i for the first am releasing my official birth video. [laughter] now, ill warna , no one has seen this footage in 50 years. Not even me. But, lets take a look. [video clip] circleing intro of life. ] [applause] fmr. Pres. Obama oh, well. Back to square one. Clear to the fox news table, that was a joke. [applause] fmr. Pres. Obama that was not my real birth video. That was a childrens cartoon. [laughter] fmr. Pres. Obama called disney if you dont believe me.
Thats right. What you are about to see are ufos. They are unidentified flying objects that no one, not even the pilots who saw and tracked them, has an explanation for. Theres a whole fleet of them. Look on the sa. My gosh theyre all going against the wind. The winds 120 knots west. Look at that thing, dude thats not that is look at that thing its rotating. Jimmy perfect. Just what we need. Has there ever been a worse time for an alien to say take me to your leader . I think id just lead him to, like, Morgan Freemans house. That video is nuts. Those pilots were pretty casual about it. They reacted about the same way i would react if a squirrel got in my house. Whoa dude the navy calls it unidentified aerial phenomena, which is basically a ufo. Thats what a ufo would put on its tax return. These videos have been circulating unofficially for quite some time. But now they have been certified as bonafide. From the military, which, it seems suspicious to me that the pentagon waits until the