The truck started rolling backwards down the street. Last we checked, hes still chasing it. In politics, which are happening, whether we like it or not, a very big name weighed in today, on the race for president. Hi, everybody. Jimmy hi, everybody . Where the hell have you been . Did you not see the obat signal . Its been flashing for like two years. Jimmy as was expected, barack obama officially endorsed his former vp for p. Obama, who has been in quarantine since, january of 2017, posted a 12 minute video on twitter. And you can see, he looks older. Every time i see him, it feels like hes visiting from the future to warn us about something. Obama gave biden a hearty endorsement, and he had kind words for Bernie Sanders too. He described bernie as an american original, which sounds good, i guess, but realistically, you could say the same thing about mountain dew code red. Some are saying obamas endorsement came late, given that he waited until joe biden had the nomination. Its like endorsing tom brady for quarterback of the buccaneers. But obama has been off windsurfing or something. He had to wait for a breeze. To bring him into shore. Meanwhile, donald trump just got an endorsement from a president too, himself. It was another manic monday for old yeller, who gave an alltimer of a press conference yesterday. He was almost foaming at the mouth. He was huffing and puffing so much, youd think hed just done a sit up. Hes very upset. He is upset, not about the death toll, or the lack of ventilators, masks, tests, etcetera, etcetera. Hes upset because he doesnt want blame, he wants credit. Blame bad, credit good. And thats what he wants. He went on for two hours and 24 minutes, with no intermission. In case you missed it, we whittled it down to the best of the worst. I dont mind being criticized, but not when theyre wrong. If you call cnn a network, i dont, personally, you know youre a fake, the whole network is a fake. The story is a fake. Its a fake newspaper, and they write fake stories. Not all of you, but the people are wise to you. Thats why you have a lower Approval Rating than youve ever had before times probably three. Why are there no consequences for china for the misinformation. How do you know there are no consequences. I wouldnt tell you. Youd probably be the last person on earth id tell. The president of the United States calls the shots. When somebodys the president of the United States, the authority is total. But who told you that the president has the total authority. Enough. Jimmy like an angry parent. You underestimate the power of the orange side. So hes handling things well, but this is what happens when he goes a week without golf. He explodes. Trump is battling with the governors now. He insists that the president calls all the shots, which is, of course, not true, and totally contrary to the longtime position of the republican party, which believes strongly in states rights. You cant embrace the confederacy and the total authority of the federal government at the same time. Its like thanos having an ironman themed birthday party. You just dont do it. So after trump went on his power trip, a reporter from politico, had the good sense to ask mike pence, who was governor of indiana, what he thinks. Mr. President , this is a question for mr. Vice president. Do you agree with the president s statement and his understanding of feld rderalismt his power is total . Is there neg youd like to add or in context to the way he was discussing that . I support the president s leadership under the National Emergency declaration that he signed. Jimmy he looks scared, doesnt he . I thought robots werent supposed to show fear . I guess they havent worked out all the kinks yet. Trump made history yesterday. He did something i dont believe any president has done before. He brought a video for the press to watch. Like a lazy substitute teacher. Propogrampa had his staff, cut together a video, designed i guess, to make him look good and them look bad. But it seems like it had the opposite effect. We have a few clips that were just going to put up. We could turn the lights a little bit lower. I think youll find them interesting. Please, you can put it on. So we could give you hundreds of clips like that. Jimmy please do. Id love to see maybe hed finally get that emmy he always wanted. By all accounts, it was the likes of which no reporter, seems to have ever seen. But in fairness, in the interest of equal time, trumps unhinged performance did receive one rave review. Ive seen a lot of the president s briefings, ive held a few of them myself. Today was one of his best. Jimmy hes not going to come to your birthday party, sean. When are you gonna get that through your head . Trump is not just talking up a storm, hes also tweeting one. Why he is doing this . I have no idea. There is no reason for it, but he was on the offensive again today, lashing out. He wrote, tell the democrat governors that mutiny on the bounty was one of my all Time Favorite movies. A good oldfashioned mutiny every now and then is an exciting and invigorating thing to watch, especially when the mutineers need so much from the captain. Too easy this is unbelievable, not only is he threatening not to help states with federal assistance, with our money. The captain from mutiny on the bounty, in the end of that movie, was judged to be unfit to lead. In other words, the ship has hit the tan. Most states are under shelter in place orders, only essential businesses are allowed to be open, and in florida, one of those essential business is the wwe. World wrestling entertainment. Is essential, in florida. Its nice to know that even after all of this, florida hasnt lost its floridaness. Wwe will continue to hold their matches, but without crowds. Is professional wrestling without a crowd still even professional wrestling . At that point isnt it just an argument on a trampoline . Just for this period of time, they should make wrestling real. Why not . Letem fight it out. What do they have to lose . And one more thing, over the last several weeks, we have been shining a light on those who are finding creative ways to amuse yourselves and others while on lockdown. And with that said, here it is our quarantime killer of the night. Jimmy you know youre bored when youre dreaming about riding amtrak. Lets take a break. When we return, well be back with a man, who actually has the coronavirus. George stephanopoulos is standing by. So stick around. Dicky Abcs Jimmy Kimmel live, brought to you by sprint. During these Uncertain Times we want you to get the Great Service you expect without leaving the safety of your home. Sprint. 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That is not the way she sees it. Jimmy i think of you as a hero no matter how she sees it. How are you doing . Im doing fine. Ali had a pretty tough case. She was in bed for a couple of weeks. But ive never had a fever, never had a cough. Never had shortness of breath, no chills. The only thing i could think of is one day, a couple, now its almost three weeks ago, i had a little bit of lower back pain and went to bed early, and that was it. And then a couple days after that, no sense of smell for about a day, but that was like several weeks ago. And since then, just nothing beyond that. Jimmy why did you end up getting tested . Because were you planning to go back to work . Yeah, i wanted to make sure eventually, when i went back to work that i was absolutely negative. I was pretty surprised that it turned out positive. Even the technician, when she called to say so, said we dont get it, because when i went in, i dont know, my temperature was 97. My oxygen was 99. She said we were surprised, too, but there you go. Jimmy but you are working. Youre anchoring good morning, america from your dining room, is that where you are . Yeah, im in the living room now, but die it from t now, but i do it from the deepidining room. The dogs go nuts when they see a squirrel in the back yard. Jimmy so your number one issue is squirrels right now. Squirrels. And hair. Jimmy and hair. Who is doing your hair . You know, cant you tell . Im doing it myself. Jimmy im doing mine as well. And its embarrassing to even talk about whos doing your hair. But i know typically at your workplace, you have three people, one person does your hair and one for each eyebrow, yes . [ laughter ] well, they take lot of work. Jimmy so how are your daughters doing . I know you have two teenage daughters. Are they doing okay . Theyre doing great, theyre watching us right now, sitting across the room. Theyre doing the Distance Learning thing on their laptops all day, complaining about home work, so we know everything is going well. And theyve also turned me on to love island. Jimmy oh, youre watching love island, huh . Yeah, annals of bad parenting. Jimmy is ali still around . Or is she like e. T. At the end of the movie . Hi, ali. Well take a break and come back and talk to ali and george. Im the teaser. Im being the teaser. Jimmy well be right back. So what will galaxy 5g really change . Way more than you think. Check out this game. Yes. Galaxy 5g means you will beat your friends what if i want to show my friend this little guy . Calling the whole gang is even better with galaxy 5g. Wait a minute, are you bored . Obviously imagine a future where the best seats in the house are in your hand. With galaxy 5g yelling its like being there. Without being there. Without being there. In these Uncertain Times, look after yourself, your family, your friends. 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Jimmy we are chatting with George Stephanopoulos and Ali Wentworth, both who have had the coronavirus. You both look good. You look great. This gives me hope. Ali, you had it really bad, right . Its funny, which is very indicative of our lives. I get corona, and im deathly ill for three weeks with a high fever and sweating and achy like, you know, and going crazy, like martin sheen in apocalypse now, and george gets it, and he has no symptoms. Jimmy does that annoy you that he has no sense of smell for like an hour. If i werent quarantined with him, we would probably take a separate weekend away. Jimmy did george take good care of you . How did it work . Did you ring a bell when you needed something . He just knew, he instinctually knew when i needed to have my temperature faken. He didnt have to like bathe me or anything, but he brought me food and chicken soup. Lemonade. And lemonade. He was actually a rock star. Jimmy oh, look at this. Kids sorry, were home schooling. [ laughter ] trying to raise a couple makeup artists. Jimmy i know thats always been your dream. Oh, if were that lucky. Its all about trade school now, jimmy. Jimmy ali, how long were you in your bedroom . How long were you actually confined to the bedroom . 16 days. I would say 16 days, yeah. Jimmy holy cow. And how do you handle that . What are you doing in there . First of all, youre basically just focussed on getting healthy, right . And getting well. So youre basically sleeping and taking tylenol p. M. , and i watched all seven seasons of mad men. And in my delirium, i thought i was married to jon hamm and that he was cheating on me, now george is quarantined whether were in a pandemic or not. Jimmy you assume theres no way you can get it now, right . Because youve had it youre okay. That is the assumption. We sure hope so. Why, you want me to do your Grocery Shopping . Jimmy no, but i do like the idea. And of course i dont want to get this, but i love the idea, and you guys are in a great position now, because you can walk amongst humanity as if you have some sort of super powers. You are invulnerable to the virus now, and that seems like it would be a great thing to feel. If its true. Yeah, if its true. Yeah. Believe me, people have, people have been emailing me about things that they want me to pick up when im completely better. Have either of you heard from other coronavirus victims, like tom hanks or idris elba or the virgin bachelor cult . Anyone like that . I wish id heard from idris elba, but i did talk to people who had it, and they were really helpful, telling me, you know, make sure you drink a lot of orange juice and rest and that kind of stuff was great. And im telling you right now, on jimmy kimmel, that you can dm me on instagram if you have it and youre scared or you want any sort of pointers. Gayle king was like, where did you get it . And i said i have no idea. I could have gotten it from romaine lettuce. And then she texts me back, do you think you got it from romaine lettuce . Suddenly, everybody knew somebody who had it. So they want all the information. You know, and then i heard from people i havent heard from in a catrillion years. Suddenly my exboyfriend cares whether i live or die. Jimmy wouldnt it be interesting after all this we find out its romaine lettuce behind this whole deal . No more caesars, oh, well. Were arugula people anyway, so we dont really care. Jimmy first of all, im glaglad you are okay, and ali, im sorry that you had to go through that, and george i wish were you going through that, it would be a more interesting segment. No, im glad youre not going through that. But each night i ask our guest to select a charity. This is a great one. Its called r. I. P. Medical debt. And what they do is they figure out a way for every dollar you donate, they retire 100 of somebodys medical debt, so every dollar in donation goes a long way. We all know now ems in tspecial the wake of this crisis there will be a lot of people face being surprise medical bills. This is a great charity. Weve been big supporters for a long time, and they do incredible work. Jimmy the first couple of the coronavirus, ladies and gentlemen, Ali Wentworth and George Stephanopoulos. Say hi to molly and the kids. Jimmy in these Uncertain Times we all need ways to destress. Since we cant have a drink at a bar or go out to eat, or even the single act of wrestling a stranger at a bus stop is impossible right now. As a Public Service here are surefire tips to relieve your quarantension. Number one, ignore your texts. Just because you see them, doesnt mean you got them. Try again in july, carol. Number two, scream into the void. Dont have a void . Scream into your freezer or a pillow or a pet. Number three, call your friends. Thats an easy one. You can even do it on video chat like this. Hey, guillermo, hows it going . Guillermo good. Jimmy okay. Bye. Guillermo bye. Jimmy see, i feel bert already. And if all else fails, try Natural Vitality calm, the trusted magnesium supplement and stress reliever for 37 years, look at this. I want you to listen to it, too. You hear that fizz . Thats the sound of your worries just melting away. Guillermo hey, jimmy. Jimmy oh, hey, guillermo. Guillermo hey, jimmy, i was going to do some nothing. Do you want to do some nothing with me . Jimmy i would love to do some nothing with you. Find stress relief at Natural Vitality calm and select retailers. Jimmy i like nothing. Guillermo me too tually was. Dust mite droppings eeeeeww dead skin cells gross so now, i grab my swiffer sweeper and heavyduty dusters. Duster extends to three feet to get all that gross stuff gotcha and for that nasty dust on my floors, my sweepers on it. The textured cloths grab and hold dirt and hair no matter where dust bunnies hide. No more heebie jeebies. Phew. Glad i stopped cleaning and started swiffering. Its so cheesy, youll need a pick up line to go with it. Like, did it hurt. When all that cheese fell from heaven and landed on you . Its not delivery. Its digiorno. Now with more cheese. Crunchy oat clusters with a hotouch of honey. Ombine. Plump, juicy raisins. And tasty fiber. Into one delicious cereal . It took a lot of branstorming. Get it . Kelloggs raisin bran crunch. Two scoops of delicious. This is gonna be americas favorite breakfast. They just dont know it yet. ding these are a few of my favorite things. You order a breakfast sandwich and thats when wendys makes it. Not weeks. Or months ago. Try your new favorite. Order by 10 and well even deliver it. Try your new favorite. Michael vasquez come over here. Ive heard such good things about you, your company. Well, i wouldnt have done any of it without you. Without this place. This is for you. Michael, you didnt have to. And, were going to need some help with the rest. Youve worked so hard to achieve so much. Perhaps its time to partner with someone who knows you and your business well enough to understand what your wealth is really for. Jimmy well, that is our show for tonight. Id like to thank George Stephanopoulos and Ali Wentworth. Apologies to matt damon, we wanted to fit him in, but hes too fat. I have a new email, kimmel gmail. Com. Send an email, ill try to answer some on the show, that is how desperate i am for human contact. Ill be back tomorrow with jason bateman. Nightline is next, thanks for watching. I miss you already
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